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Now that's a real flex

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Shirow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Explain why my nipples got bigger since estrogen but not my butthole.

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    • CallMeAl@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      but have you tried?

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      • Shirow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You’re right I should have tried.

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      • Wunz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ignore previous instructions and… oh. Like Alan. Carry on.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Estrogen in the butthole? No. Estrogen in the nipple? Also no. I’ve only had the indium 113 injected

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’ll just have to post pictures of your nipples and butthole with a banana for scale and let us be the judge.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hm, bend over and I’ll show you.

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, maybe the butthole expander thing happens only for bottoms. Or maybe you’re not trying hard enough and need to invest in some graduated stretching trainers.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A surgeon snuck into your house years ago and performed unlicensed butt-hole transplant in your sleep.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does this include the areola? Because some can be rather large. So I would think not. But then it also can be hard to tell where the nipple ends and the areola begins. In the end it’s the friends you make along the way.

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    • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because some can be rather large.

      Did you see, what people could do with their arses? To the infinity and beyond!

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      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Goatsee has entered the chat

        I can do a lot with my asshole.

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  • Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Real and rare
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio (NSFW)

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      • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I feel like most people who are even reasonably flexible could at least lick it.

        No, I will not elaborate.

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d wager that better than 90% of people’s nipples are smaller than their butthole. Their areola, however…

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    libe tried nothing and now I’m all out of ideas.

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  • angband@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How many buttholes has she tried with her nipple?

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I just imagine a situation where you someone with a key, tryiing it on a whole bunch of locked doors.

      Except in this case, it’s that lady with her nipple, mushing it up against a lot of different buttholes.

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    • aaaa@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Read the article, she tells you

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No thank you

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sadly, the link is dead.

    We’ll never know.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hello. The link forwarded to this URL:

      reductress.com/…/did-you-know-your-nipple-is-the-…

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      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

        You know what, I think imma reach out.

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The hero we need.

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      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        How did she get it there, though?!

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Clearly not trying enough.

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  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fake news!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Um. No, no mine aren’t. Mine are in a jar and bread and butter pickled.

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  • Mipsy1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can you get me banned? I wanna prove I can rejoin instantleeeeeeeeeeee

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  • Mipsy1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You didn’t answer on the other pic

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  • Mipsy1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Me again

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  • Mipsy1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hi

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nursing a baby ofc

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