PattyMcB

@PattyMcB@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have already decided to promote an existing employee. But play the "search" game and screw you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  …and then lays off 10-20% of the workforce, followed by posting some more ghost openings to make the shareholders comfortable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m personally just not a fan of Busch⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The worst is when the bush goes up your nose and makes you sneeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  See: Rule 30

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saving (2)⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  At least Google photos won’t be syncing with onedrive anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Alpa Chino approved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let it sink in.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I found the brit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting bathroom design⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s for when you want to post up some shit.

  (See what I did there?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let it sink in.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  5! = 120

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let it sink in.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a well-established hand gesture for 1!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more CUM until 19 July⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s it NNN again, already?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨look⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me anal-yze the rapist sword for a second and see what I can find out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What degenerate would do this ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Furries. Yeesh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIFA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Forthwith, I Fucking Agree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I think Kirbati just gave up when it came time to name cities"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re mind isn’t nearly far enough in the gutter for this community if that’s what you see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨foil⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah… al-you-min-EE-um

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨usb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been a while since I was fired from my job, so here's a picture of Windows updating at the wrong time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve cleaned one of those out once. Went from 10base-T to 100base-T in the building.

  Fuck I’m old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been a while since I was fired from my job, so here's a picture of Windows updating at the wrong time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For teh lulz. DUHH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining a gamer sitting on their couch, head lolled back and to the side, eyes glazed, and a strand of drool running down the side of their chin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the smallest member of the household actually is the one in charge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all little psychos, and they don’t care how much bigger you are than them, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the smallest member of the household actually is the one in charge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Top worst dog breeds 10. There 9. Are 8. No 7. Bad 6. Breeds 5. Only 4. Bad 3. Owners 2.

  1. Chihuahua
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post more betterer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is an older meme, sir, but it checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my cake day. Where's my gifts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good question. On a scale of Man Crush to Fabulous Rainbow Unicorn Poop, I’d say “as gay as you feel”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skiddin' and shiddin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually the coworker that everybody hates. It’s a smear job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my cake day. Where's my gifts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  How about a $0.99 sloppy, OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my cake day. Where's my gifts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re digging out some gold for OP’s cake day?! So generous!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my cake day. Where's my gifts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’ll turn you gay if you aren’t!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my cake day. Where's my gifts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Name checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello, Lemmy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect shitpost comment! 10/10 no notes