PattyMcB

@PattyMcB@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Affordable by who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the Strait of Hormuz Open? Up to the second accurate info⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazing… I can’t believe i didn’t think of this first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting: New study claims that having a fixed sleep schedule is a myth invented by women to stop you from becoming Batman.⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so dark and brooding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A reformed professional asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I run very slowly, so foot races piss me off!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Once he was shot, he became much more left-leaning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why can't this happen to me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Call me, OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨multilevel marvel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It wasn’t near the top of the thread when i scrolled. Bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨multilevel marvel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨multilevel marvel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Came here for this. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨multilevel marvel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the frame of the Joker talking about another boner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a sick-ass comic!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have one big bone right now. Hey, baby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She sounds fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be taking my phone with me the next time I need to puke.

  There is no god! Lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just pooped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the laugh. I think I burst a hemorrhoid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just pooped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too! High five!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby sitting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Now shut up, and sexy up. Do you ever want to amount to anything?” -Paris probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife doesnt like when with I tell story's that took place before my wife died. She says, "its very disrespectful."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some damn fine shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would’ve been a lot less catastrophic than people made it out to be.

  Pro tip: the Unix epoch rollover is coming, too! OOOOooooOOOOOoooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss 1999

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be on the look out for Roy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s a rapist with a corkscrew penis! (Look it up. All male ducks)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paper Towels - Cube Or Sphere?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know which paper plane flies father every time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bummer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the dad never learned the Uvalde grip. That’ll give him the confidence he needs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 5: Profit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it loss?

  I’ve been told it’s always loss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Golf Trophy that you will always cherish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheeri-ohh-myyy-s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Golf Trophy that you will always cherish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry… forgot the /s.

  I figured since this was lemmy it would be apparent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's actually that simple.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even an enthusiastic yes from a child is still disgusting and criminal