PattyMcB

@PattyMcB@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you were so bored in class you took pens and turned them into weapons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but that’s a pencil, OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking magnets. How do they work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Good news!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So how would you handle this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is she hot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube sponsorship starter pack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Morgan & Morgan have been showing up recently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fugheddaboudit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than a fresh Papa John’s pizza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A gourmet meal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Classy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a tight sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks a little dry. Needs some mayo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nasty thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coincidentally my neighbor’s vicious dog just went nuts barking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of Eric the Legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I implore you to stop using the drake meme template⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in complete alignment with this request

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the fourth one my wife’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude… where’s your car?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The best part of waking up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So Bad. I just about moonwalked my way over to Annie’s house and became a smooth criminal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You wouldn't download a car⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point. I’ve got more fidget toys to print anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You wouldn't download a car⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But can I download a head of state?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if I ever have grandkids that is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My kids better not allow that shit to happen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music is music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my favorite song from that album

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i can't handle coffee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah… THAT explains the name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music is music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m your lover. I’m your zero. I’m the face in your dreams of glass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats enough internet for today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking weebs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an idea ☝️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Pokémon.

  Interpret that how you wish, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Tis the season⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d pum pum pum her

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for the shitposts, y'all kept me sane.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep the change

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The holy grail was under our noses the entire time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The holy grail was under our noses the entire time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Link not to the article

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨excellent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a hell of a Freudian autocorrect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The upvotes have been removed for your safety ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you, OP. I brought my own upvote button