blargh513
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- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Now this shouldn’t be about shaming women, their supposed place once aged or any of those things.
This should be about the fact that her music is derivative and unoriginal, more reheated leftovers of her previous work.
Cmon everyone, stay objective!
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 6 days ago:
I fix cars as my hobby. I don’t know about saving the world with it, but it does save a lot of money and I can help friends/family.
However, your criticism draws an interesting point. Working on a car can be satisfying when you’re all done, but it’s fucking hard work. Hard, dirty, greazy, tiring and many times frustrating. I’ve bashed my knuckles countless times, stabbed myself on sharp zip ties, burned myself on hot engine parts, gotten oil and filth in my eyes even when wearing PPE. I started doing it because I got tired of being fucked anytime I took my car to a shop and I was too broke to keep doing it. Then I just got used to fixing them on my own and it sort of turned to a hobby. I mean, it’s still kind of fun, but most of the time, it’s just boring stuff like a radiator sprung a leak and needs to be replaced, not cool or fun like “I’m going to make this go faster, look cooler, etc”.
However, it isn’t relaxing. I’m tired, dirty and sore when I’m done. Sure, I saved a buck and did it right, but maybe I’m doing hobbies wrong. Maybe a hobby should not have roots in a capitalistic outcome. It should be as enjoyable as something can be, relaxing, stimulating, something you can learn and grow from. If fixing a car is a hobby, maybe cutting coupons is also a hobby–and that doesn’t seem like much of a hobby.
I mean, I still feel the same way about adults who play with legos, but maybe I will do less fixing and more music instead.
- Comment on Don’t want your license plate to rust now. 1 week ago:
Hey, don’t worry about how people get results, just be thankful that they’re willing to do something.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
Apple users are technically inept morons Men who drive giant pickup trucks are deeply insecure People who want to live in HOAs are freedom-hating bootlickers The only people who should be allowed to own trucks are laborers Instragram users are all brain-dead Privacy is important People who do not learn how to fix or take care of the stuff in their lives are worthless Men who watch sports, but do not nor have not ever played them are fat useless pathetic turds Dogs that bite should all be euthanized, no second chances Adults that buy and play with Legos suffer from arrested development and should do something useful with their lives Your pedal bike is a stupid overpriced piece of junk, especially if it cost more than $400 If you wear sweats, crocs, pajamas or anything like that out in public you are a retard, go home and put on some pants
That ought to cover most things.
- Comment on the Home Alone house then and now 2 weeks ago:
Fun fact: those “colors” actually hurt resale value.
Though there may not be a wide market for cars of interesting colors, the market that does exist continually pays more money for the privilege of a color. Especially in the used market and especially more still for “fun” cars.
- Comment on the Home Alone house then and now 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know where the term millennial gray comes from, but it is very truthful.
It’s like a disease that infects homes they have passed though. They paint their depression all over the walls, in various shades of white, black, gray and on rare occasion, taupe.
What made these poor souls afraid of colors?
They’ve infected the cars too. Each parking lot a sea of black white and gray.
- Comment on Corn time 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know about fewer steps. How does one remove the bone from the corn without the corn falling apart now lacking the structural support the bone provided?
Boneless corn don’t just grow in a field you know.
- Comment on Downgrade Your Things, Upgrade Your Peace | Owen Earl 3 weeks ago:
As a serial Volvo owner, have fun replacing the blower motor if it dies.
- Comment on welcome home 3 weeks ago:
I’m very proud of you.
- Comment on Now that's a real flex 3 weeks ago:
I just imagine a situation where you someone with a key, tryiing it on a whole bunch of locked doors.
Except in this case, it’s that lady with her nipple, mushing it up against a lot of different buttholes.
- Comment on We now pause for a moment, take a break from the tesseract drama, and reflect on what truly makes our community beautiful and unique. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 3 weeks ago:
My asshole is really big, but you don’t see anyone trying to say it’s great.
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 3 weeks ago:
Full of Massholes. Angry white massholes.
Pass.
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, one and two lane bridges. Everywhere.
The whole city has to merge down to two lanes and often to one lane. there is no avoiding it.
I used to live there and I’m so glad I don’t anymore. Getting anywhere in that fucking place was a goddamn pain in the dickhole. Slow drivers, miserable merges and everyone goes through the fort pitt tunnels at .5 MPH.
Fuck that city.
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like a person from not Chicago.
I don’t live in Chicago, but it’s the fucking bomb. Awesome friendly people, good culture, just a goddamn gem of the midwest.
- Comment on (Ji)moth(y) 4 weeks ago:
More moths please. I love them so hard.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 5 weeks ago:
So I go to my doctor and he says, “you know you really need to stop masturbating so much”. I ask, “why, I thought it was a normal habit?” He says, “you need to stop because I can’t clean your teeth like this!”
- Comment on I agree with don 5 weeks ago:
Sit crew here. I just do it because I’m a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I’m sitting.
- Comment on Choose wisely 5 weeks ago:
I’m old and I don’t understand this, but I do like it.
Carry on.
- Comment on Nobody cares about your fireworks posts... 1 month ago:
I love watching people record fireworks displays.
It demonstrates who hasn’t a brain in their head. Nobody wants to see your shit recording of fireworks, you’re not going to watch it again. The sound includes six nearby people talking about their boring lives and a crying toddler. The video is shaky and wobbly.
- Comment on I am someone who works out daily and sweats a lot. Just doing laundry doesn't seem to adequately clean the underarms of my shirts. What are some ways to clean these areas of my clothing better? 1 month ago:
OMG no, no NO!
Baking soda and vinegar mixed together do fucking NOTHING to clean anything! It never has and it never will! You make carbon dioxide gas and sodium acetate. Neither of which do dick for cleaning.
Stop fucking telling people to do this, it is 100% worthless!
If you want to do anything, buy some sodium percarbonate powder and add that to your laundry. It’s the active ingredient of so-called “oxygen bleach”. Sodium percarbonate is good at removing stains and yellowing from white clothes and helping to take the stink out of smelly laundry.
Either that or just spend a little more money on quality laundry detergent. Plain old Tide works quite well for most people. If you have a top load washer, set it so that it fills the tub to the max. Front loaders and super eco-friendly washers are fine for most people, but for those that work outside or do dirty things for a living, you need more water and soap to get your stuff clean.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 month ago:
And that’s the core of it.
Every poor moron thinks that one day they will get rich and they don’t want to ruin things for their future rich self. The don’t actually DO anything to get rich, they don’t have a plan, resources, much intelligence, they’re not doing anything to improve their life, go to school, seek a better job, learn about finances. But one day, they’ll be rich. They believe this until they get to about 50-60, their health issues start creeping up, then it starts to dawn on them that they’re over the hill and have no real future beyond the current state of affairs–same life, but just older, sicker and weaker. THEN they sometimes wake up and see the bullshit, but it’s too late.
Some of these people pick up a modest inheritance from their dead parents, but they usually piss it away in a few years, certainly aren’t going to invest it, use it to build anything or have any expectation of creating generational wealth. They buy a big pickup truck and some assorted stupid shit, and it’s wasted in a flash.
- Comment on you're not gonna believe this! 1 month ago:
I like the kitty.
- Comment on Mighty fine 1 month ago:
The word pecker is grossly underused. It is such a great word to put people off.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 month ago:
Been wearing some type of snug undies my whole life. I’m almost 50 and my boys are high and tight.
Boxers are just puzzling to me. I wore them a few times and they were so big and baggy, they were all tangled up inside my pants. Like wearing a pair of gym shorts under regular shorts. No support, not comfortable, nuts stuck to thigh, what the hell is the point?
- Comment on Has anyone ever actually had their vehicle tabs stolen? 1 month ago:
Fix a rust hole in a shitburger car. Though street signs work better.
- Comment on Scan to Verify You're Human 1 month ago:
I mean, you could just switch to porn exclusively.
Hey, maybe that was the plan all along! I just wanted to understand how to fix my car or watch cat videos and now I’m watching a video where some lady is stuffing herself full of, well, everything.
Big porn wins again dammit!
- Comment on Unexpected item in the bagging area! 1 month ago:
I regret nothing.
- Comment on Little glory holes 1 month ago:
I don’t see an issue with Andy posting every day all day.
- Comment on Unexpected item in the bagging area! 1 month ago:
Also, they get to sit down. Like I need to have a cashier on their feet all day. The fuck does that do for me? Let em sit.
