blargh513
@blargh513@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on That one Pokémon 8 hours ago:
What has an odd number of legs and a partial house?
No, really, I wanna know.
- Comment on I saw what you did there 8 hours ago:
I cannot let the invasive thoughts win.
Tablesaws take up so much space and I only need one maybe 2-3 times a year. The bucketsaw is very tempting. Just needs some ratchet straps and quick clamps.
- Comment on Not stealing 6 days ago:
Yeah, no. They’re assholes. Little ones, but still assholes.
- Comment on Losing my resolve 1 week ago:
Slack is still worse.
Also, Teams is a work app. Why would anyone like it? We only use it because we have to.
Well, you do, I got fired so I dont do shit but look for a new job.
- Comment on Everytime i come across a 3d printing post 1 week ago:
Carry on then.
- Comment on Everytime i come across a 3d printing post 1 week ago:
Dude this is a place for shitposting. Go somewhere else if you want to be pedantic.
You realize you’re arguing with Satan’s maggoty cum fart, yeah? Might be a hint of something…
- Comment on To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen Planning Roblox Documentary, It's Claimed 2 weeks ago:
I’m sorry, did you say a MAGA wood chipper?
Delightful!
- Comment on Help. 2 weeks ago:
People will do anything but put in a little work to establish healthy relationships with people.
- Comment on Help. 2 weeks ago:
Well, if I had a taco butt plug, everything else would seem lame by comparison.
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 2 weeks ago:
I tried many ways, my most successful was asparagus with a drizzle of olive oil, salt and pepper and a light dusting of Parmesan cheese. Put it in the broiler until the cheese gets a tan. Finish with a tiny sprinkle of really fancy balsamic vinegar.
While it was an improvement, the texture was still not something I ever found acceptable.
Also, if you’re using asparagus for smelly dick jokes, I am willing to withdraw my judgement.
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 2 weeks ago:
It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.
Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.
Vile weed.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
As a father of sons who are nearly undatable, I would like to offer some thought.
The father here is probably worried for his sons future and happiness. He didn’t set up a date for no reason.
His choice of words are not awesome, but I understand being exhausted by ones progeny. Without an understanding of the relationship, making a judgement is a wild shot in the dark.
If OP wants to bail out of the date, they will. I would qualify this as weird but so is eating sushi, it is still good though.
- Comment on Shit 2 weeks ago:
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers and enjoys this.
- Comment on Read AT&T CEO's frank response to employee feedback about a 5-day RTO mandate — and much more 3 weeks ago:
Bald asshole
- Comment on hygiene 4 weeks ago:
Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 weeks ago:
I’m going against the majority.
It can be made into a weird situation, but the act itself is pragmatic and likely comes from a caring place.
Every parent with a son knows that theyre buffing the helmet any chance they get as teenagers. They’re gonna make messes, ruin washcloths, use all the hand lotion, etc. Any parent who thinks their son ain’t beating their meat like it owes them money is delusional. Long before your kids get to masturbation age, the parent(s) should have talked about it. If you wait until they get to the age of shame, that is going to be an uncomfortable and unproductive conversation. If you have had an ongoing and open dialog about sex, masturbation, their bodies and other topics, talking about some of the details later will not be a taboo topic. Thusly if the parent offers a masturbatory device to the child, it won’t be weird unless someone wants to make it that way. If the conversations have not taken place and you still want to get your kid a sex toy, you could just order something online and leave it for them without saying anything. You could also get them a gift card to the sex store so they can get something for themself. While I presume most teenage boys dont want to share their private acts of self - gratification with their parent, there is no reason why there cannot be practical honesty about them. Get your kid a sex toy, leave it in his room, and unless he wants to talk about it, assume that he will get many hours of satisfaction from it.
- Comment on What's the easiest way to get hookups without seeing escorts? 4 weeks ago:
If you’re not able to go out and get some ass in the next 48 hours from a stranger, then you should probably not be replying with advice. For better or for worse, op is looking for a quick shag. Telling him to go to the library or church to find a gentle and kind lover who will appreciate him for his personality is not what is being asked for.
Son wants to clap some cheeks and wants to know where he can find a population of the sort of women who wants to get they cheeks clapped without a lot of questions.
I don’t know if it is a realistic request, but thats what he asked.
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 weeks ago:
Yes! I was going to write something, but I loathe crosstreks and their owners to the point where I didn’t want to waste my own time.
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 weeks ago:
Oh lovely, the Subaru Crosstrek. The automotive equivalent of a bearded man in hiking boots who’s never seen a mountain. Yes, yes—220mm of ground clearance, symmetrical all-wheel-drive, and a CVT that responds to throttle like a golden retriever responds to algebra.
You call it an apocalypse commuter? Please. The only thing this thing has ever survived is a steep mall parking ramp. It’s not a rugged off-roader—it’s a cosplay Jeep for people who think flannel is a personality. This car talks a big game about conquering snow and gravel, but starts hyperventilating the moment it sees a hill and a headwind at the same time.
And let’s talk about power—actually, let’s not, because there isn’t any. Merging on the motorway in a Crosstrek isn’t just dangerous, it’s spiritual. You put your foot down, say a quick prayer to the gearbox gods, and hope that the CVT decides to simulate a gear that moves you forward rather than just turning fuel into unpleasant noise. Resale value, Swiss Army knife, duct tape metaphors—fine. But at the end of the day, it’s a hatchback with hiking stickers, delusions of grandeur, and the acceleration of a depressed tortoise.
It’s not that the Crosstrek is bad. It’s just that it pretends so very hard to be brilliant—while delivering the dynamic excitement of a soggy oat biscuit.
- Comment on She's a keeper 5 weeks ago:
Oh bless your heart.
You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.
Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.
- Comment on A real lifehack 5 weeks ago:
I’m not going to read that article, but I am going to switch to an all-pizza and bourbon diet.
If it doesn’t work, I will not be held responsible for my actions.
- Comment on The struggle 5 weeks ago:
Oatmeal is peg feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.
Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.
Eat a veggie y’all.
- Comment on The struggle 5 weeks ago:
So you’re saying you have a stool stool?
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 5 weeks ago:
I never understand places that dont have some sort of work management methodology.
In technology, we often use agile. Its complicated, but one key part is that the individuals determine what needs to be done to get an overall effort completed, creates the individual tasks in an application, schedules them for completion and makes notes about status as they go.
Its a little micro, but it ends all questions of “is this person working”. Either theyre getting stuff done or they aren’t. We have regular sessions to check progress and reports are generated on an ongoing basis. If someone is dicking around it shows up real fast.
I can’t imagine that places still just raw-dog all the work. What is Joe doing. No clue. When is he going to finish? Dunno. How is the project going? Beats me. Are we staffed appropriately? Good question.
- Comment on call of the void 1 month ago:
There’s nothing wrong with AI, these contextual problems are not a mistake–they’re a choice.
AI can be trained for deeper analysis and to root out issues like this. But that costs compute cycles. If you’re selling a service, you want to spend as little on compute power as possible while still being able to have a product that is viewed as good enough to pay for.
As with all things, the root of this problem is greed.
- Comment on Happy No-more-USA Day 1 month ago:
The lead brained boomers are the ones who need to see it most.
There is little value in preaching to the choir.
- Comment on We did it everyone, the future is here! 1 month ago:
This isn’t a shitpost at all, its just the sad fucking truth.
- Comment on Be honest whose actually working today and who is goofing off 2 months ago:
I got rawdogged so hard that I’m unemployed now. Went from an utterly crushing pace and workload to nothing. I mean I like not having to work right now, but once the megar severance I got runs out,I will enjoy it a lot less.
- Comment on I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-( 2 months ago:
Glad its not just me. I do love the snugs but I get hot. Nobody wants sweaty snugs.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I grew up in a nowhere place. It sucked as a kid too.
Cooking dinner and forgot an ingredient? You’re not getting it, hope dinner doesn’t suck.
Nobody comes to visit because there is nothing to do. Hope you like silence, you will be getting a lot of it.
Well water was nasty. I’m sure quality can vary, but unless you want to spend lot on filtration systems, hope you like it as it is. Ours tasted like sulphur.
When you live in the city, power outages are resolved quickly. No so in the middle of nowhere. We used to go days at time with no power. Remember, your well pump needs electricity now, so no water either. Same for your furnace.
Winter was ass, plows didnt come for several days after a good snow. Hope you’re a good driver because if you ditch it, you’re going to be waiting a good while for a wrecker to come pull you out.
How long is it to a good hospital? Can you survive 2x that time as an ambulance will have to come get you and then drive back. Hope you never have a medical emergency.
No pizza delivery. No nothing delivery. You want something, get in the car and enjoy spending at least an hour getting the thing. That is if the place nearby has it (they dont).
I will NEVER live out there again. I’m sure some people like it, but the balance falls way too hard on the “everything is slow and needlessly difficult” side.
Sorry but your husband is wanting to live out some Harrison Ford style fantasy. Tell him to rent a place for a few months out there and let him try it. Preferably in the winter.