I’ve had a couple of dreams about this. And in the dream I’m thinking hmm how did I not manage to do this before? Seems like something I would do somewhat more regularly. Then I wake up and I’m like oh, it’s because I can’t actually do that.
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socsa@piefed.social 1 day agoI feel like most people who are even reasonably flexible could at least lick it.
No, I will not elaborate.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
M137@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It’s a pretty common dream, I think we’d all like to be able to do it. I’d suck the fuck out of my dick if I could.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 1 day ago
The awkward realization as your genitals are pointed at your face that you aren’t going to be able to make it. And you have to decide if you are going to keep trying or you are going to stop.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You will soon find out that it feels far more like sucking a dick than getting blown.
Thought it was common knowledge.
BeUnique@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I tried as a kid (maybe 10 or 11?). I for sure could not reach including my tongue. I assume I still can’t today and have no urge to find out. Especially after watching Shortbus.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
I can’t remember if it was here or on reddit, or somewhere even crazier, but there was a post that went into great detail about how flexibility wasn’t the main issue. Apparently the muscles (the abdominals, I guess) you would use to try and bring the two body surfaces together aren’t all that great once you get to a certain curvature, so the trick is to use your arms to pull the pelvis towards the mouth.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 day ago
☝️ Big-dick and/or long-tongued person telling on themselves