BeUnique
@BeUnique@lemmy.zip
- Comment on ADHD story telling 16 hours ago:
Did my mother figure out what memes are and make this?
- Comment on If the US Military can offer free money for college education..and is part of the government then why does the average Joe have to pay back a small student loan? 1 day ago:
Because what would be the benefit of traumatizing yourself by killing brown people and or dying if there was no offer of a house and college? You think young people are just lining up to die without those benefits? I mean, yeah, there’s people that are hardcore “Merica” (mostly rednecks) but the vast majority of people in their first 4 years in the military just want those benefits they’ll not be able to get without joining.
- Comment on Pot 1 day ago:
I always thought it was “the pot calling the kettle black”
- Comment on Alternative medicine 1 day ago:
Please no emotions as I am a looksmaxxibg robot that only cares about looking great and being confused why women don’t like me
- Comment on I've been awake for 24 hours. 3 days ago:
Have you started seeing dark shit moving out of the corner of your eyes yet but nothing’s there?! Get some sleep OP.
- Comment on that’s why it’s just a summer fling 4 days ago:
She likes to be chased, but doesn’t like to be caught. Or at least that’s what she wants in that point in her life. Move on, maybe you’ll bump into her down the road when she’s ready or maybe not.
Whatever you do, don’t stick around and play the games if you want something more serious. You’ll just end up either getting hurt or even worse, you’ll get her to be with you when she doesn’t wanna be tied down. This can cause her to either resent you or if she’s for the streets, to cheat on you. Either way it’s not a fun time for anyone.
- Comment on It's rigged 6 days ago:
It’ll trickle down.
You know, because the richest people in the United States are for sure known for giving away money and not hoarding it because they feel they have enough…
- Comment on I agree with don 1 week ago:
But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!
I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!
- Comment on Valid point 1 week ago:
Nah it didn’t break completely, just was no longer clamped as tight. Cash fell out of the middle of the folded stack into my pocket. At some point over a few days I noticed loose cash in my pocket, counted, and realized I had money missing. Since it was loose who knows when it fell out of my pocket. I tried to retrace my steps but had no luck. Yes I had been wearing the same jeans and not emptying them at night don’t judge me!
Back then I’d cash my paycheck and carry it around in a money clip like the dumbass kid that I was. Fortunately I never got robbed.
- Comment on Valid point 1 week ago:
I haven’t thought about it but really my wallet serves one purpose these days. To carry a small amount of cards like debit, credit, rewards cards, insurance, etc but is really only used if tap to pay isn’t available. If I have cash, it’s for a reason.
Back in the 2000s I used to carry a money clip til the spring broke on me and I lost $300ish. That was back when I carried cash almost exclusively and when that amount of money could absolutely break me financially.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 1 week ago:
Anon learns the hard way that for most families, Christmas has nothing to do with Christianity especially when kids are involved.
- Comment on Xbox wanted 77M Game Pass subscribers by 2026 — today it has less than half that 2 weeks ago:
So many filler games I have no interest in playing! I still have it since I only game casually these days but really it’s holding on by the day 1 releases and that’s about it for me.
- Comment on thats a fire fit bro 2 weeks ago:
This shit post sub is really doing the heavy lifting for Lemmy and I’m absolutely here for it!
- Comment on I said meow! 2 weeks ago:
You’re fucking up the routine!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
This is just one more reason that I’ll add to my list as to why as soon as the Steam Machine is financially justifiable, I’ll be making the change.
I know it gets a lot of hate from people that build their own PC’s but I feel like they are missing something about the Steam Machine that makes it great… For console people, the Steam Machine is freedom from the bullshit games that Microsoft and Sony are playing. Do I still need to rely on digital downloads? Of course but they are mine actually downloaded to my HD just like a PC and I can get them from any source 🏴☠️!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I hope their sales reflect their stupid decision as a warning to other companies. As an Xbox guy, I guess I’ll be doing my part?
- Comment on Are products "for curly hair" supposed to straighten hair, make them more curly, or just formulated not to effect the curl at all? 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Right Into the Dystopian Shit 2 weeks ago:
I’m picturing like a trendy Fitbit style workout but with some fun post apocalypse survival sprinkled in there like instead of flipping a tire on it’s side or something, you’re carrying a water heater full of clean water on your back for miles or challenging yourself to exercise after you haven’t eaten in over 24-48 hours while being asked to play the sound of bombs dropping and screaming on full blast (heh) on your surround sound system the night before coming in hungry and sleep deprived…
You know, to really sell it!
- Comment on This Apple Lie at the grocery store 2 weeks ago:
What are you talking about? This is just like grandma used to make it! With a heaping glob of palm oil scooped out by her palm, measured by eye yet always coming out the same constant taste.
Too bad after the 18th hear attack, poor me maw is in heaven now but she sure did love her palm oil.
- Comment on bluesky is officially locked out for age 2 weeks ago:
How dystopian of them.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 2 weeks ago:
At least you didn’t know that wasn’t the social norm. Eating sunflower seeds whole is like swallowing splinters and causes constipation. As for shrimp, it’s just an unpleasant chew as far as I’m concerned.
- Comment on Genius 2 weeks ago:
Better yet, install a doorknob instead just so you can say it’s your knob
- Comment on Genius 2 weeks ago:
It also doesn’t fit in your pocket. How convenient.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Most commonly kegs when growing up for a large scale. Usually you pay $5 for a cup all you can drink.
On a smaller scale, picnics I guess? Idk I don’t really go to ragers these days and the amount of gusts to parties Ingo to don’t exceed the amount of cups somebody has.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, til you have to shit them out the next day.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 2 weeks ago:
Nah I confirmed. He was just tossing them in his mouth and eating them whole. This is how the conversation came to be in the first place. He was a work friend and I offered him some sunflower seeds and he said “nah man too crunchy” and that unravelled the whole thing. He was a pretty sheltered guy, eating mostly processed garbage and nobody cooked in his house growing up. He was a nice guy just pretty oblivious at times. I once got him to eat one of those Airborne capsules you put in water and drink as a chewable.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
If you’re worried about that, you should check out a Meshtastic node. Even if infrastructure fails, that network will remain online as long as there’s people using them within range and functioning GPS satellites in the sky.
Since everyone that uses one helps transport encrypted or unencrypted traffic, there is no single point of failure.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 3 weeks ago:
I knew a guy like this. He said he didn’t like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn’t like shrimp. “Too crunchy”. Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure Nintendo specifically tries any way possible to prevent their customers to pay less in any way.
- Comment on time to eat 3 weeks ago:
It absolutely does for me! People call it being “hangry”.
Perfect example: youtube.com/shorts/Ql1MXbX8kfo
I bet she was happy and completely normal after getting her chicken.