Shit posting from the toillet

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• itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I always say that for me, consuming dairy is a sin, and its punishment is severe and instant.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  My friend showing up to my cheesesteak party without first informing me of his lactose intolerance.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Is this is me this morning after my wife made mashed potato for dinner. Ive had barely any carbs in months and then this morning it was like a solid log coming out requiring a midway flush so the work toilet wouldnt clog, then followed by soft post-shit clenching to tighten my anus back up

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  4da-3921298607

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• Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t eat a whole slice of cheesecake without quite a bit of suffering, but I can eat half a slice and save the other half to eat the next day.

  Lactose intolerance will not take cheesecake away from me.

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• BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sometimes it’s worth the pain.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m allergic to milk, so similar thing, but:

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So just stop? Especially for the poor exploited cows.

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• aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least you figured out what causes your issue. I still haven’t figured out mine. I pretty much eat the same thing and I’m mostly good but sometimes I’m not.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Time to get a coloscopy.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This will be me when it finally gets me, I can’t kick the dairy.

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