MutantTailThing
@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is unimpressed 5 days ago:
In Denmarkanons defense, pyramids really are just the easiest way to stack shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Because you’re in a bubble.
- Comment on I vaguely remember these but forgot what they were for 1 week ago:
Cotter pins?
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
Rub some bacon on it.
- Comment on Rotund 1 week ago:
It’s like a pet ballsack
- Comment on Alpha AF 1 week ago:
The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 1 week ago:
‘Curse you Eli Whitney!’
- Anon maybe idk
- Comment on Is there a community for cursed pictures? 1 week ago:
I think this is it man.
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 week ago:
Keep sniffing your own farts bro👍
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 week ago:
Jesus fucking christ calm down you lunatic
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 week ago:
Driving at the speed limit is not ‘playing chicken’
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 1 week ago:
If you drive normally I’ll let you pass. But if you’re up in my ass flashing highbeams when I’m still overtaking? Grab a snack buddy cause we’re going nowhere and we’re not going there fast either.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 1 week ago:
Hey remember that tried and true universal plug-in that literally works on everything and everybody loves? Lets not have that anymore.
- Comment on WHARRGARBL 2 weeks ago:
WHARRGARBL
- Comment on "Ha ha hail Caesar, he was just such a cool and wholesome guy, you know?" 2 weeks ago:
Could be Avril Lavigne as well.
- Comment on power generator 3 weeks ago:
Haha turbine go brr
- Comment on Anon went to a birthday party 3 weeks ago:
I call counterfeit and homoerotic.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 3 weeks ago:
A big fat giant turtle, man.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 3 weeks ago:
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 4 weeks ago:
I guess I cant afford to have teeth.
- Comment on Anon has an epic weekend 4 weeks ago:
wat
- Comment on Can't afford going on a cruise? No problem! 5 weeks ago:
It’s a german sub that has gained some humorous notoriety for popping up in many peoples feeds even if they don’t speak german.
- Comment on Can't afford going on a cruise? No problem! 5 weeks ago:
I was gonna say you stole this from ich_iel, but then I noticed it was also you who originally posted it on ich_iel!
- Comment on 4 rules of firearm safety 5 weeks ago:
You should shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up immunity to larger ones.
- Comment on Hottest thing ever 5 weeks ago:
Aight I’m out
- Comment on How does one trigger mitosis in M&Ms? 5 weeks ago:
The mutants always taste better too.
- Comment on Its a circus and we're the clowns 5 weeks ago:
Why is Anne Hathaway looking at me like she’s my kid brother and mom just said it’s his turn to use the computer?
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 1 month ago:
He’s a saint!
- Comment on Teenis 1 month ago:
Schlong
- Comment on cetacean 1 month ago:
They realized their mistake on time