MutantTailThing
@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stay strong 1 day ago:
Show them shitty videos of concerts you’re been to to deter them.
- Comment on Something kept poking my leg on my mid-morning flight to Nashville 1 day ago:
Should have peed on it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Your surname wouldn’t happen to be ‘Bucket’, right?
- Comment on 2 days ago:
It’s ogre.
- Comment on Good for him. 3 days ago:
I lol’d. We all have a coworker like that. Hell, he’s my supervisor.
- Comment on Good for him. 3 days ago:
I am entirely convinced the flat earth movement consists of 90% pranksters who are doing it for shits and giggles and 10% bona fide contrarian retards who falsely believe they’re in good company.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitshow 4 days ago:
That place is reddit as fuck. Steer clear.
- Comment on Anon comes up with a dating strategy 4 days ago:
It’s anon what did you expect?
- Comment on Anon comes up with a dating strategy 4 days ago:
Fake and gay.
- Submitted 5 days ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 15 comments
- Comment on what's the difference between a simp, a normie, and a basic b**ch? 5 days ago:
Idk bout the rest but downvoting shitposts on lemmyshitpost is peak basic bitch behaviour
- Comment on Don't tempt me with a good time. 6 days ago:
Aren’t these people like 140 years old now?
- Comment on The holy trinity 6 days ago:
Fuck I’m hungry now.
- Comment on The holy trinity 6 days ago:
That’s carrot instead of bell pepper you blaspheming blasphemer
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Oh so YOU’re Hank? Do the thing!
- Comment on Pino's Craporia 6 days ago:
Dip baby dip.
- Comment on Pino's Craporia 6 days ago:
Someone dipped his Pino in the sauce
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 1 week ago:
Now this is shitposting.
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 1 week ago:
Wat
- Comment on Demon slayer 1 week ago:
Halp my pp is haunted.
- Comment on Anon judges Karl 1 week ago:
Anon is right on the Marx.
- Comment on What is Exaptation, Alex? 1 week ago:
This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
- Comment on Found one in the wild on Lemmy 1 week ago:
Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
- Comment on Why? 2 weeks ago:
Guess I’m not logging in
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 2 weeks ago:
This is some stoptalkingaboutpancakes-tier farfetchery
- Comment on Anon is a child prodigy 2 weeks ago:
Show me a guy who just jacks off at home all day and I’ll show you a guy who’s not causing any trouble.
- Comment on Anon is unimpressed 3 weeks ago:
In Denmarkanons defense, pyramids really are just the easiest way to stack shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Because you’re in a bubble.
- Comment on I vaguely remember these but forgot what they were for 3 weeks ago:
Cotter pins?
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 4 weeks ago:
Rub some bacon on it.
