MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very helpful. 10/10 🎉⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo soy el Grande Smokio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened More Than Once 😞⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a teacher who used to hand out test results starting from the lowest grade and before handing them out he used to look across the room like a shark in a paddling pool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If You Do 40 In A 60 Zone Then Goodbye Bradley⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or in this case, Bradley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit posting from the toillet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My problem is I rarely drink milk but when I do I instantly chug half a liter and gastric ragnarok ensues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With all due respect? Ew.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  DELET

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surpreisenheimer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly didn’t even make it far enough through that snooze fest to reach that scene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surpreisenheimer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God this movie sucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays DnD⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Feet are overrated anyway.

• Anon plays DnDlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't worried about population decline⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Facilitated by such space age concepts as washing your fucking hands and not drinking the corpse-water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid my parents didn’t let me use a lighter to light fireworks so they gave me a lit cigarette instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants sources⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My ass is a source.

  A source of shit but a source none the less

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DoorDash driver: ‘I’m in the door’ Me: ‘You mean you’re at the door?’ DoorDash driver: ‘I know what I said.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would one win...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I challenge you to a game of battleshits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences a glitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit is so shit now even spez doesn’t use it anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legos.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now shit it out in its assembled form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What deranged lunatic sleeps with pants on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That feel when no fight club gf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was a cub scout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was a cub scout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So long gay Bowser.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No we don’t need any more ‘immigrates’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physics ;-;⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had it with these motherfucking cylindrical penguins in my motherfucking hypothetical physics problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Netherlands here:

  Yikes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm going out the same way I came into this world: Kicking and screaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also butt naked and covered in blood, I assume?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad times⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have some gall posting this on a sunday evening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reflects on a mistake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But did you crank your hog to it later?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition to rename the French Horn to American Horn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fears The Hand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A significant portion of the population would deny The Hands existance despite overwhelming evidence and blame all hand related crushings on the Jews or brown people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post it to socials⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Je moet altijd kijken naar je stront. Al blijkt het opeens knalblauw te zijn. Dan weet je, hier gaat iets niet goed!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post it to socials⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you I have a Dutch toilet with a turd pedestal