MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you eat 'honey' if humans spat phlegm on pollen and then dehydrated it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I already find honey disgusting so that’s a hard no for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honor your predecessors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is true but mostly because the Beatles are absolute dogshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this at the store this morning, took a double take⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  355ml

  Wildly infuriating!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Widdly scuds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a documentary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Peecha chakka no wookie anon? Hoooo ho ho ho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take cover⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly don’t know. I found my job through an employment agency, I worked there a few months and they offered me a permanent contract. I said yes and that was nine years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edibles aint shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When the drugs kick in and you have to focus on not dying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take cover⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a EUrangutan I had to google what a cover letter means and now I am depressed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know why but I read this in Treebeards voice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is for fighting this is for fun⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I blow you long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True torture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I cast tastebuds in your asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah well I feel like a tub of jenkem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take a deep underwater breath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The people hated him because be told them the truth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys Did I Get Scammed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  how does i delet post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys Did I Get Scammed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HumongousDickNipple67

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  PIVOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon institutes the draft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This comment section is a trip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really ties the universe together⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all turtle puke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a load of Heidegger over here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #195 spo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have some nerve posting this on a monday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is Chad Williams. He committed a mass shooting in Idaho because he doesn't like immigrants. He was also a white Christian terrorist. Now he's dead. Hail Satan!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s great and all but why post that here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill Issue 😓⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But then who was phone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a magical sight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  gorm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So

  A corndog?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill Issue 😓⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noooo you always have to be ready to run to your minimum wage job at a moments notice even though your employer will send you out on your ass the very second the numbers start looking red!!

  Nobody wants to work anymore a bloo bloo bloo!!1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill Issue 😓⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The … always gets me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep em’ away from posh elderly ladies otherwise there’s gonna be lawsuits out the wazzoo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cram it up my ass.