MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name the Band⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meth Shop Boys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Curse you Carl Mark!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ni!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to watch futurama reruns and eat take-out chinese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon changes his strategy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to google negging and am surprised to say it is slightly less digusting than what I expected

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Babi pangang up in this motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to Japan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How the fuck did anon post from the future though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darwin was a real one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck bees though.

  Dumb bees and their dumb honey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Phenomenal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Foolish wench

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man this comment section is a dumpster fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have a stroke while typing this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The vitriolic nuclear primates

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honk louder to assert dominance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

  I laughed for a goddamn week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

  Dead. Fucking. Serious.

  My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how social media turns reality into a clown show⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy thesaurus Batman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art of the deal..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know you’ve done goof’d when even anon thinks you’re being a little silly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon discusses cinema.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok buddy

• Anon discusses cinema.lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who lives in a plastic bin under the sink⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep Time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How’s he gonna operate the stick with those lil’ arms though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My morning routine in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where my tinnitus homies at?

• Anon visits New Yorklemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Based.