MutantTailThing
@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
- Comment on power generator 3 days ago:
Haha turbine go brr
- Comment on Anon went to a birthday party 4 days ago:
I call counterfeit and homoerotic.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 6 days ago:
A big fat giant turtle, man.
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 6 days ago:
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 1 week ago:
I guess I cant afford to have teeth.
- Comment on Anon has an epic weekend 1 week ago:
wat
- Comment on Can't afford going on a cruise? No problem! 2 weeks ago:
It’s a german sub that has gained some humorous notoriety for popping up in many peoples feeds even if they don’t speak german.
- Comment on Can't afford going on a cruise? No problem! 2 weeks ago:
I was gonna say you stole this from ich_iel, but then I noticed it was also you who originally posted it on ich_iel!
- Comment on 4 rules of firearm safety 2 weeks ago:
You should shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up immunity to larger ones.
- Comment on Hottest thing ever 2 weeks ago:
Aight I’m out
- Comment on How does one trigger mitosis in M&Ms? 2 weeks ago:
The mutants always taste better too.
- Comment on Its a circus and we're the clowns 2 weeks ago:
Why is Anne Hathaway looking at me like she’s my kid brother and mom just said it’s his turn to use the computer?
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 5 weeks ago:
He’s a saint!
- Comment on Teenis 5 weeks ago:
Schlong
- Comment on cetacean 5 weeks ago:
They realized their mistake on time
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 5 weeks ago:
Well golly gee humdinger fuck me in the ass!
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 5 weeks ago:
tl;dr
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I can attest to this, I too smoked all day every day and one day I was just too lazy to go buy more weed and I haven’t smoked since. That was 15 years ago.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 5 weeks ago:
Floon Fleedle
- Comment on Hotdog History 5 weeks ago:
This one is older than sin but I still upvote every time
- Comment on Anon takes a crap 1 month ago:
Well la de da look at Mr. Moneybags over here
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Weed is such a harmless little bullshit drug to be so ridiculously over-the-top hyper criminalized in some countries like bruh.
Weed is gonna ruin your life because if you have it in your person imma sens you to prison for 30 fucking years and ruin your life.
It does not. Make. Sense.
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- Comment on The Art of Surrender 1 month ago:
The Shart of War
- Comment on The Struggle 1 month ago:
Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!
- Comment on Anon is worried about AAA sales 1 month ago:
All shall turn to ashes
- Comment on Anon's parents are fighting 1 month ago:
Boomers complaining about their kids not moving out like theyre not the ones responsible for this shitty housing market.
- Comment on Jimmy's Rustled 1 month ago:
There is no need to be upset.
- Comment on Anon reads the ink blot 1 month ago:
Two bears high-fiving.
- Comment on po-tay-toes 1 month ago:
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
