MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Everybody now!*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WHOA BLACK BETTY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideal Beach Body⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I paint houses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Homie shat his entire self

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Machine go brrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr br br br br br br brbrbrbrb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No cheap ass crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry guys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Merry-doe-round.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same shit every day, on god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-masturbation DLC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Very unnerving picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is MADNESS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did poop a lil’ bit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously it’s puttanesca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds about right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I live I can just call in sick an theres literally jack shit they can do about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Nermal!