MutantTailThing
@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
- Comment on Petition to rename the French Horn to American Horn 5 hours ago:
Trumpet.
- Comment on Anon fears The Hand 6 hours ago:
A significant portion of the population would deny The Hands existance despite overwhelming evidence and blame all hand related crushings on the Jews or brown people.
- Comment on Post it to socials 20 hours ago:
Je moet altijd kijken naar je stront. Al blijkt het opeens knalblauw te zijn. Dan weet je, hier gaat iets niet goed!
- Comment on Post it to socials 1 day ago:
Jokes on you I have a Dutch toilet with a turd pedestal
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 1 day ago:
DELET
- Comment on Anon learns about astronomy 2 days ago:
This is not the kind of shit I should be reading at 4am
- Comment on Aflac Duck confirmed to have game 2 days ago:
Oh my god it’s Fred Fuchs
- Comment on It's true 3 days ago:
Currently shitting my whole ass cause I had 12 things of beer yesterday
- Comment on Day 793 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 6 days ago:
Seriously, Fawk that guy.
- Comment on Don't let them boss you around 1 week ago:
I told my coworkers to just toss me in the baler should anything happen to me.
- Comment on Toby dummy thicc 1 week ago:
J. Jonah Jamethon.
- Comment on Toby dummy thicc 1 week ago:
Thighderman vs The Green Gyatblin
- Comment on It was cold this morning. You all know what this means. 1 week ago:
Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.
- Comment on An old one but hopefully it checks out 1 week ago:
Last time I saw this meme I could still see my dick without a mirror.
- Comment on Genius idea. Somehody should share this with the antivaxxers 1 week ago:
Screw that noise I’m chugging bleach
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 2 weeks ago:
Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.
When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 2 weeks ago:
I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.
- Comment on So are they like extinct or something? 2 weeks ago:
Wasn’t she that actress from that 2008 movie Doomsday?
- Comment on Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go 2 weeks ago:
I never said it would be a longlived peace!
- Comment on Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go 2 weeks ago:
I am entirely convinced that if every billionaire drops dead today, there will be peace on earth tomorrow.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
PANCAKES!!
- Comment on found this helpful map of which countries are turkiye on turkiye's government website 2 weeks ago:
Woosh
- Comment on found this helpful map of which countries are turkiye on turkiye's government website 2 weeks ago:
If they never changed the name from Turkey we wouldn’t have this conundrum
- Comment on Ignorance is bliss 3 weeks ago:
Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.
- Comment on Disgusted 3 weeks ago:
‘We should improve society somewhat.’
- Comment on why'd we skip ceans? 3 weeks ago:
I finna mute this sub til this shit blows over
- Comment on In solidarity with my GenX brethren, with added falling on my ass at work 3 weeks ago:
I KNOW
- Comment on Extra Milky 3 weeks ago:
Based milkmaxxer
- Comment on In solidarity with my GenX brethren, with added falling on my ass at work 3 weeks ago:
Helped a mate drag a washing machine from the attic the other day. My body is broken.
Whoever decided attics are a good place to put washing machines can go fuck his entire self and then some.
- Comment on Two full raccoons y'all 3 weeks ago:
#anythingbutmetric