MutantTailThing
@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
- Comment on Yet everyone swears they existed 20 hours ago:
Understandable.
- Comment on Yet everyone swears they existed 20 hours ago:
Did you have a stroke while typing this?
- Comment on Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore. 1 day ago:
The vitriolic nuclear primates
- Comment on Get that silicussy 1 day ago:
Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 2 days ago:
Honk louder to assert dominance.
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 2 days ago:
I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.
I laughed for a goddamn week.
- Comment on How accurate is this? 3 days ago:
I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.
Dead. Fucking. Serious.
My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.
- Comment on how social media turns reality into a clown show 4 days ago:
Holy thesaurus Batman
- Comment on Art of the deal.. 4 days ago:
You know you’ve done goof’d when even anon thinks you’re being a little silly
- Comment on Anon discusses cinema. 1 week ago:
Ok buddy
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- Comment on Who lives in a plastic bin under the sink 1 week ago:
Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink
- Comment on Deep Time 1 week ago:
How’s he gonna operate the stick with those lil’ arms though?
- Comment on My morning routine in 2026 2 weeks ago:
I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better
- Comment on Huh? 3 weeks ago:
Where my tinnitus homies at?
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 22 comments
- Comment on Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website. 3 weeks ago:
Based.
- Comment on The cycle we are all living in 4 weeks ago:
You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.
- Comment on Definitely sentient 4 weeks ago:
I was once asked ‘why is there charcoal in the fridge’ when referring to mushrooms.
- Comment on shit 4 weeks ago:
Crap like this convinces me were all gonna be alright.
- Comment on Get on that grindset 4 weeks ago:
If I microwave my balls does that count as gene editing?
- Comment on *Everybody now!* 1 month ago:
WHOA BLACK BETTY
- Comment on Ideal Beach Body 1 month ago:
The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.
- Comment on I paint houses 1 month ago:
Homie shat his entire self
- Comment on Machine go brrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr br br br br br br brbrbrbrb 1 month ago:
No cheap ass crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.
- Comment on Sorry guys 1 month ago:
Merry-doe-round.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 1 month ago:
We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 2 months ago:
Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.
- Comment on Anti-masturbation DLC 2 months ago:
These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 2 months ago:
More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry
