MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves Kebab⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what she said!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves Kebab⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If he always packs the kebab with more meat than usual, doesn’t that mean he just always packs the kebab with exactly as much meat as usual?.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything everywhere all at once in the Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Child’s Play in the Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Aliens in the Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I want...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to roll a boulder in front of my grotto and hunker down till mid April

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is from the USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down bro she just Asian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the many conspiracies I believe in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying dragons are just big chickens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is from the USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ausweis und Papiere, bitte!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I was in a room with Hitler and Marx and I had a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Marx twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why i love my country⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do our boy Sheev dirty like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why i love my country⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We call him Putins Fleshlight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why i love my country⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all cunts and bawbags

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot sauce⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some die of thirst while others drown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a victim⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If the genders were reversed everyone would be pissing and farting and shitting their pants over this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s dark aquamarine you absolute philistines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life hacks⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No shit Sherlock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snackalackin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To the gas station!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sick as tits bruv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*BORK! BORK!!*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those pitted olives in its eye sockets?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches The Office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I did not care for The Office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DELET

• Anon gets a police visitlemmy.world ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩ | ⁨30⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uhhhh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just hexbear things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #279 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a better time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #279 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not Pockets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come fat chance and slim chance both mean the same thing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look I’m very sorry for sharing this but I’ve been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

• Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.lemmy.world ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩ | ⁨92⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better to just turn around and leave, if you can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I exhaled audibly.