MutantTailThing
@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
- Comment on Huh? 1 day ago:
Where my tinnitus homies at?
- Submitted 1 day ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 22 comments
- Comment on Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website. 2 days ago:
Based.
- Comment on The cycle we are all living in 1 week ago:
You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.
- Comment on Definitely sentient 1 week ago:
I was once asked ‘why is there charcoal in the fridge’ when referring to mushrooms.
- Comment on shit 1 week ago:
Crap like this convinces me were all gonna be alright.
- Comment on Get on that grindset 1 week ago:
If I microwave my balls does that count as gene editing?
- Comment on *Everybody now!* 4 weeks ago:
WHOA BLACK BETTY
- Comment on Ideal Beach Body 4 weeks ago:
The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.
- Comment on I paint houses 4 weeks ago:
Homie shat his entire self
- Comment on Machine go brrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr br br br br br br brbrbrbrb 5 weeks ago:
No cheap ass crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.
- Comment on Sorry guys 5 weeks ago:
Merry-doe-round.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 weeks ago:
We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 month ago:
Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.
- Comment on Anti-masturbation DLC 1 month ago:
These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 1 month ago:
More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 1 month ago:
Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 1 month ago:
Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.
- Comment on POV: 2 months ago:
Very unnerving picture
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 2 months ago:
This is MADNESS
- Comment on The Confederacy (or whatever) 2 months ago:
I did poop a lil’ bit
- Comment on The Confederacy (or whatever) 2 months ago:
If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol
- Comment on 2 months ago:
This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 2 months ago:
Obviously it’s puttanesca
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?
- Comment on Sounds about right 2 months ago:
Where I live I can just call in sick an theres literally jack shit they can do about it.
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 2 months ago:
You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 months ago:
Calm down Nermal!
