How does one hiss in a deep male voice?
Anon has a paranormal experience
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Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
jaycifer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis
though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.
I would check with my doctor next day.
Eq0@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
If it happens once, it’s most likely self-suggestion
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not even pathological though - exhaustion will do this. I used to be so tired (life situation exhausting) and more than once got up to pee in the night, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake not dreaming so couldn’t pee. Dreams intruding on that barely awake state is, I don’t want to say normal, but not unusual either.
It never happens now I am better rested.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The lid was down
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
open all the lights
Anon is an idiot.
TheFerrango@feddit.it 7 hours ago
Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 hours ago
Anon is a Victorian idiot.
;-)
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Echoes of his own piss
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.
Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you’re charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.
Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Well, assuming this a guy and he heard a man’s voice, i don’t think it is going to be heterosexual…
On the other hand, I’m straight, but if I had the chance to bang a ghost, I wouldn’t miss my chance because of those details. You might be talking to Jesus, but I’m fucking your great-great-grandpa!
lath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
He/him/hisssss
HodorPlease@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hisssss?
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Fake: It wasn’t nobody, it was a man anon is living with and he’s lying about it Gay: that man is his boyfriend
Skyline969@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?
baines@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
check for gas leaks
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying “hiss” as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆
AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Maybe he drank some cider?
There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Carbon monoxide?
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
It would explain the gut feeling
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My dog does this sometimes.
vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting…