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Anon has a paranormal experience

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It would explain the gut feeling

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My dog does this sometimes.

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      • vrek@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting…

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

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    • Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      [Hisses masculinely]

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      • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Holy shit brooo do that again

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    • jaycifer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis

    though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely

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    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.

      I would check with my doctor next day.

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      • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If it happens once, it’s most likely self-suggestion

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      • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not even pathological though - exhaustion will do this. I used to be so tired (life situation exhausting) and more than once got up to pee in the night, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake not dreaming so couldn’t pee. Dreams intruding on that barely awake state is, I don’t want to say normal, but not unusual either.

        It never happens now I am better rested.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The lid was down

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    open all the lights

    Anon is an idiot.

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    • TheFerrango@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves

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      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Anon is a Victorian idiot.

        ;-)

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Echoes of his own piss

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

    Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you’re charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

    Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      WKUK: Thank you ghost, thank you!

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, assuming this a guy and he heard a man’s voice, i don’t think it is going to be heterosexual…

      On the other hand, I’m straight, but if I had the chance to bang a ghost, I wouldn’t miss my chance because of those details. You might be talking to Jesus, but I’m fucking your great-great-grandpa!

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔

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    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He/him/hisssss

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    • HodorPlease@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hisssss?

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: It wasn’t nobody, it was a man anon is living with and he’s lying about it Gay: that man is his boyfriend

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  • Skyline969@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?

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  • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    check for gas leaks

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  • Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying “hiss” as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆

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  • AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe he drank some cider?

    There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Carbon monoxide?

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