How does one hiss in a deep male voice?
Anon has a paranormal experience
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Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
jaycifer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis
though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 month ago
Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.
I would check with my doctor next day.
RBWells@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not even pathological though - exhaustion will do this. I used to be so tired (life situation exhausting) and more than once got up to pee in the night, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake not dreaming so couldn’t pee. Dreams intruding on that barely awake state is, I don’t want to say normal, but not unusual either.
It never happens now I am better rested.
Eq0@literature.cafe 5 weeks ago
If it happens once, it’s most likely self-suggestion
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The lid was down
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
open all the lights
Anon is an idiot.
TheFerrango@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Echoes of his own piss
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.
Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you’re charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.
Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.
tetris11@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Well, assuming this a guy and he heard a man’s voice, i don’t think it is going to be heterosexual…
On the other hand, I’m straight, but if I had the chance to bang a ghost, I wouldn’t miss my chance because of those details. You might be talking to Jesus, but I’m fucking your great-great-grandpa!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 month ago
He/him/hisssss
HodorPlease@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hisssss?
lath@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Fake: It wasn’t nobody, it was a man anon is living with and he’s lying about it Gay: that man is his boyfriend
Skyline969@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?
baines@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
check for gas leaks
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying “hiss” as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆
AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Maybe he drank some cider?
There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Carbon monoxide?
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It would explain the gut feeling
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dog does this sometimes.
vrek@programming.dev 1 month ago
I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting…