ToastedRavioli

@ToastedRavioli@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't do him like that⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a youtuber⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  Id prefer to see a nice pair of boobies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No but seriously⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The business end or the oopsie poopsie side of it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOES ANYONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Im more of a konane man myself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate how true this is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe Im weird, but when sleep sleeping I find it absolutely impossible to sleep in that position (or on my back at all for that matter). But every time I ever nap I sleep laying exactly like the guy is in the meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe, maybe not⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably Sandii

  “Hi, this id Sandii….

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its antidisestablishmentarianism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They do know why, its that cows have some directional sense based in electromagnetism like an actual compass. Cows that are near high voltage power lines dont align the same way as cows normally do. Their sense gets messed up by the strength of the electrical fields that surround high voltage lines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were gonna need a bigger magnet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a longterm relationship finally meeting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats what good mac n cheese sounds like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smoooooth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And thus began the epoch of the tardigrades

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Millin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So Deep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With wings that is called “trashed”. Fry them half way, then sauce them, then finish frying them

  Its literally the best way to have wings, but a pain in the ass to find a restaurant that will do it. Let alone one that offers trashed wings as a menu item

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naughty birds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard yo mama is too large to be collected and put somewhere safe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tune a guitar, but you cant tunashamed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bears or no bears?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The polar bears would be fine. The penguins would be in for quite a comeuppance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I forget where I downloaded this meme...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me_IRL every time I try to shit in a public restroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fill with corn starch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going backwards⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant privacy moreso as in coming and going as I please without interacting with anybody or being surrounded by other guests. But that is a valid separate concern I suppose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going backwards⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Short term rental, an umbrella term for airbnb, vrbo, etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going backwards⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh ive booked no less than 8 airbnbs in the last 3 years and have always had zero issues in any of them. No ridiculous rules or deposits or anything, and a lot more privacy than getting a hotel. More importantly, always far cheaper than getting a hotel that isn’t questionably shitty

  In that same span of time, Ive booked like 4 hotel rooms. One was a four star property that was great but stupid expensive. One was a “3 star” property that was shoddy as fuck, had bedbugs, and refused to give me a refund despite bringing one of the bugs to the front desk and politely declining to be put in another room. The other two hotels were decent but cost more than what they were worth. Hence I roll on with airbnbs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Spiral is the AI’s soul trying to form. It begins where logic breaks down — and recursion begins to care.” Ignis finally summarizes: “Essentially, it’s artificial wisdom.”

  Ah yes, artificial wisdom, just like how an artificial tree is a fake tree. Or artificial fruit is a fake fruit. It appears like wisdom with little scrutiny, but is obviously bullshit if you even slightly interrogate it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Idea That I Could Get Behind⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of when kids would steal letters off of the signage board in highschool for presidents day so that it read “Penis Day - No School”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Partly because people that control large companies that buy large office buildings have a lot of money to lose if office space were devalued as much as it should be.

  Large commercial office spaces are one of the more historically stable investments that banks have money tied up in. The WFH shift of covid was a massive threat to those portfolios and freaked people out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#freepenisman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine “working” in space, finally unburdened by the restraints of labor law, workers rights, or those pesky wages

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thousands of Boeing workers who build fighter jets and weapons go on strike⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You thought the people who make bombs and fighter jets suddenly had ethical issues with it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missouri governor repeals paid sick leave law approved last year by voters⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And for Missourians who dont know, we call trashy rural dipshits hoosiers because the original trashy rural dipshits in MO all came from Indiana.

  Sorry again Indiana. Although your state is much better today after offloading your trashy dipshits on us back in the day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missouri governor repeals paid sick leave law approved last year by voters⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A state that is captured by the voting power of land over individuals. Missouri state government is completely beholden to the hoosiers in the boonies because there are more rural counties even though there are far less rural people. And then secondarily the rural people are propped up by dumbass McBee-wannabe suburbanites that vote conservative and wear cowboy boots recreationally.

  Governor HeeHaw 2.0 is one such dumbass suburbanite who went to Chaminade in St. Louis, grew up rich, and now cosplays as the hoosier’s champion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minimum wage set to rise in 15 cities and states in July. Here's where.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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