Europemaxxing

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not really…ugh, Americans! Stop this misinformation!

  Really, there’s not enough coffee listed, you need at least two more espressos in there to be anything close to accurate. And then depending on where you’re at, there could be a nap in there. Plus a 30 minute phone call to your Nonna and half a dozen other people complaining about the drama started with the previous call. Then going to Carrefour or whatever’s close to buy sparkling water, bread, and cheese for dinner because you already have a plastic jug of wine from your parent’s house at home.

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  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah. Southern Europe, and especially Spain are really triggered about the omission of siesta there!

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s hilarious to try and go up against the tide of siesta and be pissed about “The store isn’t open? It’s 3:00!!” and then everything ends up being open until like 9pm anyway.

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  • wibble@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the way… Without /s

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• Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mads Mikkelsen looks like he took a hit from a fat blunt and still hasn’t started his orbital reentry.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck, that sounds wonderful.

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• baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When is the part when they start abusing the Romani

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  • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Step 1.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you finish a bottle, you make it fly

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  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All of us? I didn’t realise we were a homogeneous cultural group.

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    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ouf, someone hit a nerve

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After third breakfast and second siesta.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That sounds awesome actually

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh really? I must be doing ‘being a European’ wrong.

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  • brathoven@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have to maxx it. Haven’t managed it myself though, being German at the same time is in the way.

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• VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And this is when they are not on a holiday, which are myriad.

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I miss it so much 😭 nobody interacts in America

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m mostly envious of the “friends” part of the equation

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• ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Work for like one half hour, two half hour

  Then for lunch, maybe something cool like a cigarette

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where does the soccer part come in?

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It doesn’t come in. Europeans play football.

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    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *it doesn't come in, it's always there.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Soccer season is basically over

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    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t know everyone planted their soccer balls this early in the spring!

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve been looking at this for a while trying to get what OP is making fun of, I think I got it. You should start drinking at lunch, not after

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• Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I must be Europemaxxing because I’m an unemployed and I don’t have nothing else to do but start day drinking. Or that’s what I dream of, no money means no honey. I hate our government.

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