Asfalttikyntaja

@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …and Tesla’s stock price would hit record highs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Huawei’s sin was making too good cellphone. I owned one right before US decided to ban Google Android from it. It was awesome phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One year ago, Donald Trump took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who would have thought this? I’m shocked, shocked I said!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Leopard eat someone’s face, I think…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Confuses Iceland and Greenland in Davos Remarks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thing that Leavitt denied that misspoke haven’t been happened is totally some North Korean thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cant Decide 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this cartoon made by AI? Must have? Or isn’t it? Can’t decide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody hold on to your butts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  * we

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Venezuelan Official Says at Least 40 People Were Killed in U.S. Attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually pretty weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean, you can warm up your finger in the cat’s butthole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a third, larger bar for "knowing the right people" skills⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This should be the top comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My most controversial opinion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The most loudest type of people: “i love pineapple on pizza”, “I’m vegetarian”, “I use Arch BTW”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nice to know, let’s hope it goes well in the future too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never had any problems getting the honey out of the jar with a teaspoon, if you use it correctly you can break a run easily with a teaspoon itself, or the edge of the jar. And I drink tea every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know they have invented the thing called teaspoon, it makes it very easy to get the honey out of the jar and into your mug of tea. Try it and you’ll be amazed. I’m sure you can find it at a some farmers market too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I still don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They missed a boner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did nobody think that the “consumer” is capitalism way of speaking about humans?

  I’m not a consumer, I’m a free man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I really can’t believe that this is our reality right now. Please wake me up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, bananas without “b” is a pineapple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This really is a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ceasefire dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes. Thank you, now I get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ceasefire dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t get it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean you heard it before, it’s a brand new?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but those people are poor, so they don’t count.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try Vladimir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent scale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or… 90’s Toyota Corolla, there are plenty of them riding around in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bananas have seeds? 😳