Asfalttikyntaja

@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Airpod Subwoofer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m waiting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know how others feel but in my age it takes 29 minutes to get it up, and after that one more minute it’s all over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your grammar lesson for today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is UUUGE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its a circus and we're the clowns⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Great, I have a 40 years experience.”

  “Unfortunately you are too old.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A living cow: pet pet -

  With my axe!

  Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Europemaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I must be Europemaxxing because I’m an unemployed and I don’t have nothing else to do but start day drinking. Or that’s what I dream of, no money means no honey. I hate our government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My shopping list: Coal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Art of Surrender⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That “little girl” thing sounds better if it were “toddler”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winning life 101⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did someone said “porn”? 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Trump could have been great… well, ~person~ if he wasn’t, eh… Trump. 🤷🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're cooked⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s something funny to be honest. I understand that it’s supposed to be that way, but I picture him being jumping angry like some toddler and screaming this out red faced and I can’t get that out of my head. I think he’s really loosing his marbles because he can’t get out of that stupid war he started and he’s been realizing now that it was a mistake and he doesn’t have anyone to blame for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Times sure have changed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes. That explains it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Times sure have changed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe it, I have seen him on the other films after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Times sure have changed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But he didn’t die, did he?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way this egg peels in infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have to check that out. Thanks unknown stranger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dyk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure dead people don’t mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dyk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither can couches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp we had a good run fam RIP⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucked us all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile in California⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So… what are you going to do about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There Are Now Over 50,000 American Troops in the Mideast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yanks go home and get your own shit straight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, Who Calls Mail-in Voting ‘Cheating,’ Just Voted by Mail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So he obviously cheated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steve Wozniak says he's "disappointed a lot" by AI and rarely uses it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try Steve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee ☕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You might be right. Anyway, Motif was nice too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee ☕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just love those old OS designs. Mostly Windows 3.11 and AmigaOS 3.2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Tits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brains…

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Officials Weigh New $1 Billion Deal to Stop Offshore Wind Farms | Proposed settlements would block wind farms off New York State and North Carolina, according to documents reviewed by the NYT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump and his USA is a plaque of the planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And when is some international or domestic law stopped them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seize the means of burger production⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let that sink in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British female athletes forced to pay for sex tests to compete⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So they are like me then? I’m also forced to pay sex.

  Wait, what?