Asfalttikyntaja

@Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seize the means of burger production⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let that sink in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British female athletes forced to pay for sex tests to compete⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So they are like me then? I’m also forced to pay sex.

  Wait, what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It should also include oils, sugar, salt and cream so it would taste good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks fine to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That can’t be accidental? Someone has a shitty humour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should feed your cat more often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just science⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds very simple, thank you for that information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Sales Down 55% in UK, 58% in Spain, 59% in Germany, 81% in Netherlands, 93% in Norway vs. 2024⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lets see how high Tesla’s stock price goes after this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just science⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to jump over this time period to get a better time in future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Threatens to Block Opening of New Bridge to Canada⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just name it The Big Beautiful Trump Bridge and give him a medal. He will be eager to open it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naughty birds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me IRL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t never understood those jokes. There’s billions of women in this world, you have picked up one for yourself. Why would you pick up one you hated for? It doesn’t make any sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …and Tesla’s stock price would hit record highs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Huawei’s sin was making too good cellphone. I owned one right before US decided to ban Google Android from it. It was awesome phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One year ago, Donald Trump took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who would have thought this? I’m shocked, shocked I said!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Leopard eat someone’s face, I think…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Confuses Iceland and Greenland in Davos Remarks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thing that Leavitt denied that misspoke haven’t been happened is totally some North Korean thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cant Decide 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this cartoon made by AI? Must have? Or isn’t it? Can’t decide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody hold on to your butts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  * we

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Venezuelan Official Says at Least 40 People Were Killed in U.S. Attack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually pretty weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean, you can warm up your finger in the cat’s butthole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a third, larger bar for "knowing the right people" skills⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This should be the top comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My most controversial opinion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The most loudest type of people: “i love pineapple on pizza”, “I’m vegetarian”, “I use Arch BTW”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nice to know, let’s hope it goes well in the future too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never had any problems getting the honey out of the jar with a teaspoon, if you use it correctly you can break a run easily with a teaspoon itself, or the edge of the jar. And I drink tea every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know they have invented the thing called teaspoon, it makes it very easy to get the honey out of the jar and into your mug of tea. Try it and you’ll be amazed. I’m sure you can find it at a some farmers market too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I still don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They missed a boner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did nobody think that the “consumer” is capitalism way of speaking about humans?

  I’m not a consumer, I’m a free man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.