Finally. The mush room.
indoor mushroom farming
Submitted 2 months ago by Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Online dating
mtpender@piefed.social 2 months ago
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
More like great hall of
vaginadong.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
pipes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Womb Raiders
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 months ago
Then they start jizzing all over everything
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Mush pit.
plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The penis corridor
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 months ago
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
today i learned i comprehend spanish
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cockridor
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every hot girls DMs be like…
sober_monk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 2 months ago
Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor… typical mushrooms I’m aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly….
Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?
hanke@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It seems to be legit. I wonder if it’s to do with the weight of these.
Sources:
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah, it seems very likely to be their weight.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Are oysters and shiitakes easy? I did Teachers and they were soooooo simple, it was fascinating! It’d be nice to have some just to eat for yum and not expedience.
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Oysters are probably the easiest edibles to grow. Shiitakes on the other hand, I am just cursed even though they shouldn’t be hard. If you had success with Teachers, Oysters aren’t a problem.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 months ago
Are teachers that easy? I’ve only ever done albino tidal waves, and not only do they take like 6 months to grow but they always find a way to fuck something up and I end up with 10 grams per canopy. Life is suffering with ATWs.
INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 2 months ago
If you order a spawn block of shiitake or oyster they are pretty easy indoors in my experience. Outdoor shiitake making my first attempt wont likely know until fall of 2027
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I think I need more details on this one.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
😵💫 🫠
qevlarr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
uhm … u wanna run for president next?
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I think you grow king trumpet on sawdust, agaricus species are the dung loving one’s (also the psychedelic ones)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.
… at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
gestalt
“gestalt”. when you want to sound exotic even though you could have just said “shape” or “form”
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Oglaf: Escape Room (NSFW)
petersr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
S P O R E
In the air
TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah yes the phallus palace
iuseasahibtw@ani.social 2 months ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.
TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I still don’t exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Understandable, they’re neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that’s really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.
I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it’s green! thurston
Doom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You should check out kelp next. It’s not a plant either.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I guess you also count minerals as plants?
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
mushrooms are just eucaryotic species that never bothered to develop legs or brains. if they want to go somewhere, they either grow a thin wire to get there or throw a million spores into the air and hope that one lands where it should be going to.
marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Fun fact, it’s very likely that without mushrooms land animals wouldn’t exist. More controversially it’s possible that without mushrooms no creatures with higher order thinking like human variants could exist.
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
stoned ape theory mentioned
plyth@feddit.org 2 months ago
Why?
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
The first step before we get 40k orks
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Does anyone?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Wall-o-Dicks
Ladokaka@piefed.social 2 months ago
penisfactory
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Glory Wall
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 months ago
We’ll make you a winner yet
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I just hope they don’t start squirting.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Your mom in college.
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed “thecar”!
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The presidential micro penis wall,
I don’t know how big your penis is, but these don’t look micro to me.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
We have even developed “thecar”!
It’s all … computer!
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
this is gonna cause massive allergies
i hope it’s at least somewhat ventilated otherwise i’d recommend immediately getting an adrenaline syringe or you won’t be able to breathe for the next 3 weeks
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ok hear me out. The backrooms… but with mushroom walls
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You arr going to the penis wall
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Penis
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hats off to your lady-friends
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
Fetus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m envious.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Like Freud predicted you would be
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Master understatement.