indoor mushroom farming

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• ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Finally. The mush room.

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Take my upvote…

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Penis

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  • Karmanopoly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hats off to your lady-friends

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m envious.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like Freud predicted you would be

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Master understatement.

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!

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• JackiesFridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Online dating

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• KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every hot girls DMs be like…

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More like great hall of vagina dong.

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• cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.

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  • pipes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Womb Raiders

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then they start jizzing all over everything

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  • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mush pit.

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• plutopos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The penis corridor

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      today i learned i comprehend spanish

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  • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cockridor

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong

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• petersr@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  S P O R E

  In the air

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• sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes the phallus palace

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• iuseasahibtw@ani.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy

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  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think I need more details on this one.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    😵‍💫 🫠

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• qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    uhm … u wanna run for president next?

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  • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think you grow king trumpet on sawdust, agaricus species are the dung loving one’s (also the psychedelic ones)

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.

  … at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    gestalt

    “gestalt”. when you want to sound exotic even though you could have just said “shape” or “form”

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oglaf: Escape Room (NSFW)

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• kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They aren’t gonna suck themselves.

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• INeedANewUserName@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor… typical mushrooms I’m aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly….

  Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?

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  • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It seems to be legit. I wonder if it’s to do with the weight of these.

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    • www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikeT1gr5xos
    • satrise.com/…/malaysia-king-oyster-mushroom-proje…
    • www.tiktok.com/…/7293323564009262378

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, it seems very likely to be their weight.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are oysters and shiitakes easy? I did Teachers and they were soooooo simple, it was fascinating! It’d be nice to have some just to eat for yum and not expedience.

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    • INeedANewUserName@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you order a spawn block of shiitake or oyster they are pretty easy indoors in my experience. Outdoor shiitake making my first attempt wont likely know until fall of 2027

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    • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oysters are probably the easiest edibles to grow. Shiitakes on the other hand, I am just cursed even though they shouldn’t be hard. If you had success with Teachers, Oysters aren’t a problem.

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are teachers that easy? I’ve only ever done albino tidal waves, and not only do they take like 6 months to grow but they always find a way to fuck something up and I end up with 10 grams per canopy. Life is suffering with ATWs.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I still don’t exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Relevant XKCD:

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  • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Understandable, they’re neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that’s really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.

    I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it’s green! thurston

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    • Doom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You should check out kelp next. It’s not a plant either.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I guess you also count minerals as plants?

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    mushrooms are just eucaryotic species that never bothered to develop legs or brains. if they want to go somewhere, they either grow a thin wire to get there or throw a million spores into the air and hope that one lands where it should be going to.

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  • marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fun fact, it’s very likely that without mushrooms land animals wouldn’t exist. More controversially it’s possible that without mushrooms no creatures with higher order thinking like human variants could exist.

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    • eneff@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      stoned ape theory mentioned

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    • plyth@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why?

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      (citation needed)

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The first step before we get 40k orks

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  • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does anyone?

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.

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• Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just hope they don’t start squirting.

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• gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this is gonna cause massive allergies

  i hope it’s at least somewhat ventilated otherwise i’d recommend immediately getting an adrenaline syringe or you won’t be able to breathe for the next 3 weeks

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This does not look like an amateur operation where something as essential as ventilation would be overlooked.

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  • Jako302@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These mushrooms aren’t black mold or some other toxic variation. While its not really healthy to be in these rooms for too long, its not that different from a really dusty area like a sawmill.

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• TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wall-o-Dicks

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Glory Wall

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We’ll make you a winner yet

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• kylie_kraft@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    hmmm

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed “thecar”!

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• nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You arr going to the penis wall

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• too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  dongs

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your mom in college.

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• Ladokaka@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  penisfactory

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