Finally. The mush room.
indoor mushroom farming
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Online dating
mtpender@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
More like great hall of
vaginadong.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
pipes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Womb Raiders
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Then they start jizzing all over everything
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Mush pit.
plutopos@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The penis corridor
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
today i learned i comprehend spanish
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cockridor
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Every hot girls DMs be like…
sober_monk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor… typical mushrooms I’m aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly….
Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?
hanke@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It seems to be legit. I wonder if it’s to do with the weight of these.
Sources:
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yeah, it seems very likely to be their weight.
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Are oysters and shiitakes easy? I did Teachers and they were soooooo simple, it was fascinating! It’d be nice to have some just to eat for yum and not expedience.
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oysters are probably the easiest edibles to grow. Shiitakes on the other hand, I am just cursed even though they shouldn’t be hard. If you had success with Teachers, Oysters aren’t a problem.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
Are teachers that easy? I’ve only ever done albino tidal waves, and not only do they take like 6 months to grow but they always find a way to fuck something up and I end up with 10 grams per canopy. Life is suffering with ATWs.
INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
If you order a spawn block of shiitake or oyster they are pretty easy indoors in my experience. Outdoor shiitake making my first attempt wont likely know until fall of 2027
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I think I need more details on this one.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
😵💫 🫠
qevlarr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
uhm … u wanna run for president next?
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think you grow king trumpet on sawdust, agaricus species are the dung loving one’s (also the psychedelic ones)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.
… at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
gestalt
“gestalt”. when you want to sound exotic even though you could have just said “shape” or “form”
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Oglaf: Escape Room (NSFW)
petersr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
S P O R E
In the air
TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah yes the phallus palace
iuseasahibtw@ani.social 3 weeks ago
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.
TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I still don’t exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Understandable, they’re neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that’s really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.
I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it’s green! thurston
Doom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You should check out kelp next. It’s not a plant either.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I guess you also count minerals as plants?
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
mushrooms are just eucaryotic species that never bothered to develop legs or brains. if they want to go somewhere, they either grow a thin wire to get there or throw a million spores into the air and hope that one lands where it should be going to.
marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Fun fact, it’s very likely that without mushrooms land animals wouldn’t exist. More controversially it’s possible that without mushrooms no creatures with higher order thinking like human variants could exist.
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
stoned ape theory mentioned
plyth@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Why?
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
The first step before we get 40k orks
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Does anyone?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Wall-o-Dicks
Ladokaka@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
penisfactory
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Glory Wall
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 weeks ago
We’ll make you a winner yet
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I just hope they don’t start squirting.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Your mom in college.
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed “thecar”!
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
The presidential micro penis wall,
I don’t know how big your penis is, but these don’t look micro to me.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
We have even developed “thecar”!
It’s all … computer!
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
this is gonna cause massive allergies
i hope it’s at least somewhat ventilated otherwise i’d recommend immediately getting an adrenaline syringe or you won’t be able to breathe for the next 3 weeks
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ok hear me out. The backrooms… but with mushroom walls
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You arr going to the penis wall
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Penis
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Image
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hats off to your lady-friends
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Image
Fetus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m envious.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like Freud predicted you would be
M137@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Master understatement.