Fetus
@Fetus@lemmy.world
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 1 day ago:
St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.
- Comment on How long until we can start shorting years to 2 numbers again? 2 days ago:
What is that holiday Americans celebrate by blowing their fingers off with firecrackers?
You say the day first, the person listening has exactly 0 idea what the hell you’re talking about until you get to the month.
This is how conversations work. By the end of the sentence, you know what someone has said.
How long is the pause in your speech between words that you have to worry about losing someone’s attention after a single word?
- Comment on for ranked smoking only 4 days ago:
- Comment on PSA 1 week ago:
I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.
- Comment on Bring bathroom doors back to hotels 4 weeks ago:
Have seen similar in Australia. The bathrooms of some more modern hotels seem to gravitate towards using a sort of sliding door / partition system for the bathroom. I can only assume it’s significantly cheaper and quicker than building actual walls and doors.
- Comment on Oa oa a 2 months ago:
Shooty McShooterface? I haven’t seen you since I shot you in the face!
- Comment on ill take a double scoop 4 months ago:
Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 5 months ago:
Not yet, ask me again in like a million years.
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 5 months ago:
Big deal, I have explosive craps all the time.
- Comment on Gourmet chocolate 5 months ago:
Paige no!
- Comment on Such a welcoming community 5 months ago:
*Gregnant.
- Comment on THIS always annoys me. 6 months ago:
Why do they never offer to match donations? I’d probably consider it if they did.
- Comment on If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine 6 months ago:
Who’s Steve Jobs?
- Comment on me when theres soup 6 months ago:
Soup Daddy?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Their core product is advertising.
- Comment on Peak male form 6 months ago:
You know what? I’m gonna not take steroids even harder.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 6 months ago:
Miggs?
- Comment on The First Teaser for 'It: Welcome to Derry' Is Creepy in All the Best Ways 7 months ago:
Surely it’s in Maine? It is Stephen King, after all.
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 8 months ago:
A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
I’m sorry, but the irony of not becoming an audio engineer because you didn’t listen is really something.
- Comment on ‘We already had our last fight’: White Lotus composer quits in frustration at show’s creator 8 months ago:
The only reason White Lotus is on my list, was because I loved the music from Utopia.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 8 months ago:
I don’t know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it’s hetero. It’s like cultural appropriation or something.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 8 months ago:
You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.
- Comment on The public isn't happy about me either 9 months ago:
It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!
- Comment on Like Trump says that the cartels have invaded Canada wouldn't they have to pass through the US, avoid checkpoint, border control on both sides and many other things? So Canada can only blame the US? 9 months ago:
Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.
- Comment on The Last of Eggs 10 months ago:
Almost carton.
- Comment on Now freeze and deep fry them 11 months ago:
But they are le tired…
- Comment on Anon degoogles his Samsung 11 months ago:
I spent just over $100 on a second hand one.
- Comment on Life imitates art? 1 year ago:
And if the party says that there is not four but five, then how many?
- Comment on Installation 1 year ago:
Did you know that babies born underwater can spend their entire lives down there?