Out of Ketamine, I was.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Freedom, I do not seek.

  Mean nothing, these lives do.

  The ketamine stash I left in Jesus’ tomb do I desire.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your civic, left where?

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• Solrac@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Boom boom Tel Ain’tLiv

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only democracy in the Middle East has the right to defend itself /s

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  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Democracy where one man has been prime minister for 6 terms. That’s Xi Jinping level of democracy.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Might have known you’d have an opinion boj

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They were hiding military operations behind lego Yoda’s head.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve always wondered how Jedi would fare against bullets.

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  • kajib@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Typically, Force sensitive lightsaber users were able to successfully parry slugs without issue.[9] However, in certain occasions, slugthrowers were surprisingly useful against lightsabers, as when a slug flying at high speed made contact with a plasma blade, it would simply melt instead of being deflected like a typical blaster bolt. Molten vapor fragments and/or shrapnel could then scatter towards the face or bare hands of the lightsaber user, and cause harm if they were not careful.[10]

    starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Slugthrower

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    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Parry THIS, space wizard”

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you!

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• vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why throw rocks at soldiers who are clearly ready to kill you in response?

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  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why are there soldiers from another country in my country?

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    • mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How else are they supposed to get houses for settlers from New Jersey?

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  • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Faris Odeh only did it for the clout.

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