It's a conspiracy for sure.

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• theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “real eyes realize real lies” is comedy gold

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not a bad sentence, but I’m afraid it’ll be used in every brain dead conspiracy theory

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    • Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I regrettably have to inform you, that it is already on several ed hardy style clothing articles.

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s from Machine Head’s 1994 album Burn My Eyes

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s pretty old, I’ve heard that expression when I was a kid.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!

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• yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is it, the perfect gen-z brain logic anti-smoking campaign

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    isn’t genz the gayest generation in history? that’s sounds like a vape ad

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    • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re about as gay as every other generation, they’re just generally more open about it.

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    • yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends, if it’s from bender then no

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Millennials had the nicodick for this campaign. It’s all I can think of when I see vaping.

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• alecbowles@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Points for who’s already practicing on real dicks?

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• imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he’d be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    don’t such clanker dick. suck a real human instead

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, “I wish someone was here with me right now,” and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    don’t get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, don’t deadname dick! He’s a real AGI!

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• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They didn’t need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Robot jizz is smooth and mild, and relieves stress after a hard day.

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• IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blah blah blah “…and it shows…”

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