imadethis

@imadethis@fedinsfw.app

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real estate photography⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like there is a mark on the ground. Its angle and the way the door frame looks makes me think it is one of those sliding doors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always a work around⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay! More heavy metals! I love mercury!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a compare/contrast pair. He said that he’s “pretty deep into it,” where “it” is a pretty wide circle, but then contrasts how deep of an entry it is by stating something in the entire perverted circle but out of “[his] circle.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IME lots of boys like the idea, but have a low tolerance for loss of control, and no confidence that even if worked up gently they would actually enjoy being pushed.

  Aye to the tolerance, but I think that is a HEAVY trust issue more than anything else. They’re coming to someone they’ve basically never met before, and you think completely giving up control is going to be okay? That’s how folks get murdered (statistically rare, sure, but can you imagine a better scenario for killing someone?) in every bad fiction novel and ‘true crime’ talkyrecording.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians doing the country proud again...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That was my first thought as well. Like hell some fucktards with delusions are going to take my okay symbol, my weird mask on the face symbol, and my punch game symbol!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians doing the country proud again...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Before I’d say that, I’d really want to see the footage, not just a picture of a very particular moment. Sort of like how when you watch the video of musk, it is absolutely clear what he is doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fur(?)sona⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no, Chad is still sipping his lite beer and making sure everyone else gets a little water when they need it. The party’s gotta continue, and he needs everyone on their best! But then he gives the sweet drink!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well damn. Glad he's dead.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fighting takes too much energy. It was never a witty comic, but it would resonate with you when you were in the office job that had a nepo boss making random decisions. The life of the comic was just the same joke said in a thousand different ways though, which is why we can now look at it and mentally shrug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well damn. Glad he's dead.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what bit? I still have that song occasionally come on the ‘disney playlist.’ Admittedly, the only thing I can remember is a ‘square with a horn,’ but you’d think I would notice something racist in the middle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays World of Warcraft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the one thing that EQ had over Wow was the emphasis on group content to level. Holy hell was it a slog to level if you weren’t grouping and running the actual dungeons. Wow, meanwhile, was a slog if you did anything but the single player quests. The times when my friends came to help on EQ, I would see my xp bar jump. The times when we did the same in Wow, there were fights over what to do because we were so frustrated with leveling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't wait.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wait until you learn about ‘set.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, I literally did one hand one way, and the other the other way at the same time to look at both! What does that even mean?!!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intimate, grim, and grotesque!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooooh. Sorry, I’m a bit dense at times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intimate, grim, and grotesque!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intimate, grim, and grotesque!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do, and if you’re close enough for me to touch, I’ll make sure you know that you’re wanted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intimate, grim, and grotesque!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to ‘access’ those other regions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s not too many dead people on 14k peaks, but hey, imagination’s a way to get you to where you want to be!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was the worst part of my experience with going to altitude. I inevitably get tumbly guts and begin having gas like nobody’s business. Damn my friend for telling me to go with him to the 14k peak one day after I arrived from sea level, but damn that stupid trail for making it so difficult to find a secluded place to spew my poor bowels’ contents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's just not that into you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They wanted grimdark, I’ll give ‘em grimdark, by the emperor’s bosom!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨truth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These chemicals between us…

  are estrogen. Open wide and swallow, dear!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motion of the ocean n all that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D

  And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want to be blessed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lemmy account. Now it’s a piefed account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always remember the ‘asian vagina’ rumor to be that it was sideways. Even as a kid I knew that one was stupid. How the fuck was it going to fit in the same position if it was sideways?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They went the extra mile and were rolled in on a hospital bed. That was their last view.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a friend currently in Japan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, the harlem shake. I was just clearing out old pictures from my backup drive and found one of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will probably taste better than usual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, the idea of pickling had to come from somewhere. I like this headcanon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s a helluva double entendre given your fedi instance heh

  ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How is it nothing but archives? I’m literally posting from it.