imadethis
@imadethis@fedinsfw.app
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Oh shit, I literally did one hand one way, and the other the other way at the same time to look at both! What does that even mean?!!?
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 4 days ago:
Oooooh. Sorry, I’m a bit dense at times.
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 4 days ago:
I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 4 days ago:
I do, and if you’re close enough for me to touch, I’ll make sure you know that you’re wanted.
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 4 days ago:
The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to ‘access’ those other regions.
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 4 days ago:
There’s not too many dead people on 14k peaks, but hey, imagination’s a way to get you to where you want to be!
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 5 days ago:
That was the worst part of my experience with going to altitude. I inevitably get tumbly guts and begin having gas like nobody’s business. Damn my friend for telling me to go with him to the 14k peak one day after I arrived from sea level, but damn that stupid trail for making it so difficult to find a secluded place to spew my poor bowels’ contents.
- Comment on He's just not that into you 6 days ago:
They wanted grimdark, I’ll give ‘em grimdark, by the emperor’s bosom!
- Comment on truth 6 days ago:
These chemicals between us…
are estrogen. Open wide and swallow, dear!
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 1 week ago:
There’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D
And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
Do you want to be blessed?
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
A lemmy account. Now it’s a piefed account.
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
I always remember the ‘asian vagina’ rumor to be that it was sideways. Even as a kid I knew that one was stupid. How the fuck was it going to fit in the same position if it was sideways?
- Comment on Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers 2 weeks ago:
They went the extra mile and were rolled in on a hospital bed. That was their last view.
- Comment on I have a friend currently in Japan 3 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, the harlem shake. I was just clearing out old pictures from my backup drive and found one of those.
- Comment on It will probably taste better than usual 5 weeks ago:
I mean, the idea of pickling had to come from somewhere. I like this headcanon.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
that’s a helluva double entendre given your fedi instance heh
;)
- Comment on Interesting shirt 1 month ago:
How is it nothing but archives? I’m literally posting from it.
- Comment on Interesting shirt 1 month ago:
There is… another…
- Comment on Dumbledore and Prisoner's Barbecue 1 month ago:
I think that’s the next paragraph, as a matter of fact.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
One of the worst feelings about ghosting my friends was their complete lack of awareness of it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Stop worrying about oversharing. I won’t speak for everyone, but I’ve been practicing, and I’m pretty sure I can take everything you’ve got.
- Comment on 3 is enough. You don't need a fourth. Rotate using all 3 equally instead of spending 99% of the time on just one of them 1 month ago:
No, it is actually a thing. It’s not completely closed off, but you have erectile tissue that does switch from one side to the other. You should be able to feel that one side’s wind is stronger than the other, but it will be less noticeable as the force you blow out with increases.
- Comment on Learning New Things 1 month ago:
Flashbacks. So many flashbacks.
- Comment on I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help 1 month ago:
Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 1 month ago:
Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.
- Comment on I can SHOW you the WORLD 1 month ago:
Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.
- Comment on IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS 1 month ago:
That’s silly, OP. Everyone knows that after the third sneeze (and ‘bless you!’), you need to start cursing them. Otherwise they’ll lose too much bad stuff and become enraptured by the good, losing all will and will be enraptured by what’s above them, whether vagina, penis, or light bulbs. It’s how the bisexuals are created, and we need people to help preserve the delicate balance between the various types. Too many bisexuals and the whole world will collapse.
- Comment on "Don't have a krakoa, man." 1 month ago:
It’s actually really interesting to me how the cartoons are probably the best representations of the xmen. The movies all had their place (and their time… the original was so amazeballs when it came out even if it was hokey), but the cartoons did a great job of encapsulating and cementing people’s vision of the xmen.
The comics (not just the xmen/prime ones, but all the tie ins) just went crazy over the years in some ways. If you ever want to lose an afternoon and just boggle at your computer screen, go try to trace the Summers’ family tree. The marvel ‘space’ comics are a trip.