imadethis
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- Comment on Might go for a dip 1 day ago:
Someone with a fishing line is reeling in a fish.
- Comment on Civic duty 2 days ago:
What the other guy said. Just search up some videos of people opening it. If I remember correctly, the ‘appropriate’ way to open the can is in a tub of water, because the smell is so horrible.
- Comment on Now that's a real flex 3 days ago:
I can’t remember if it was here or on reddit, or somewhere even crazier, but there was a post that went into great detail about how flexibility wasn’t the main issue. Apparently the muscles (the abdominals, I guess) you would use to try and bring the two body surfaces together aren’t all that great once you get to a certain curvature, so the trick is to use your arms to pull the pelvis towards the mouth.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Is silicone petroleum based? I thought the reason it was the preferred material for adult action now is that it was super stable and body safe.
- Comment on Civic duty 3 days ago:
I’m pretty sure you can just open one can of surstromming and save yourself all the effort of the eggs.
- Comment on But boy could he play it 3 days ago:
I can breathe just fine in my various helmets, but no way in hell am I playing a flute, a trumpet, or even a kazoo out of them.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 3 days ago:
You could probably make it work with some surfaces that aren’t facing each other, since technically genitals don’t sit at 180 on the pelvis. It would probably take the porn star level of size though to make it work.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 4 days ago:
Let’s make sure you feel the same about your eyes: https://e621.net/pools/20220
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 4 days ago:
Conservation of energy is already broken by portals. Consider the portals in a frictionless tube (it could be frictioned, but that would be less fun) that use the earth’s gravity to accelerate the cube to the speed of light. If we are take the cube’s effect on the earth as non-negligible, then the earth has also accelerated a significant bit in the ‘upwards’ direction that the tube has. Simply run to the other side of the earth, put the ‘exit’ portal aiming towards the same direction as the ‘upwards’ of the tube, in this case directly at the earth, and now you have accelerated the earth twice as much in that ‘upwards’ direction with no apparent gain or loss of energy (and also have obliterated the earth, but let’s not talk about a cube’s mass hitting the earth at c.
As for the portal suddenly stopping while moving blazingly fast, sure, it’s a good quandary. It seems insane to think of the cube suddenly gaining momentum, but it’s also insane to think that a particle (in this case the portion of the cube’s atoms that are through the portal already) that is moving at speed somehow has no momentum.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 4 days ago:
You would need the portal panties to make it work. Portal A would be on a wall, or whatever object you want to thrust towards, and Portal B would be on the panties aimed at your opening. When you thrust forward at portal A, it would exit Portal B, and since Portal B is stationary (panties are magical, yo) to your opening, the pillar would rise from the portal and enter the opening.
- Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 5 days ago:
I think the iconoclast issue is long over for all the christianity cults. It’s only the muslims that still have those proscriptions, unless there is another minor religion somewhere that addresses the image thing.
- Comment on Brought to you by RFK Jr. 5 days ago:
As to the “playing god” thing, I was actually quite amazed at how touchy the IVF doctors were about that issue. They had some interesting rules about what they would and wouldn’t tell the parents about the offspring options. I’d have to go ask my friends about it again for all of them, but I remember one of the rules was the doctors wouldn’t tell them the color of the eyes before choosing.
- Comment on white monsters 6 days ago:
Damn, and here I was, imagining her with a white monster in a strapon behind me, while someone from /c/hungcocks was in front of me with another white monster, and they have some neat trick to pop them open after entry…
Actually, wait, let’s have her in front of me and him behind me with another strapon and the white monster.
- Comment on I miss school field trips! 1 week ago:
I think one of the big shocks in my life was realizing how rape really is a thing in the animal kingdom. There were two orangutans at the zoo, and the female was definitely NOT wanting to have sex. Male orangutans are massive compared to females though, and they were in a small enough cage she couldn’t get away from him.
- Comment on Which gun would you use in a shtf scenario if AI went rogue 3 weeks ago:
I think you don’t see much colt anymore because they were matched by other manufacturers in quality but they never dropped their prices. I had an acquaintance with a side hobby/job of putting together rifles for people who wanted to source their own parts and make ‘frankenstein’ ar rifle platforms. I can’t remember exactly now (it’s been over a decade), but a high quality gun would cost you a little over a grand, and colts would start at one-and-a-half grand. Cheap ones were as low as $300 or $400.
That’s just ridiculous for most people buying a gun. The choice is often dictated by pricing, and the name didn’t do enough to counter the price for the people who would care about names, and the quality wasn’t better than cheaper guns for the people who cared about quality. Colt just willed itself off into the sunset.
- Comment on The waves struggle to accommodate your needs 3 weeks ago:
Binga bango. One of the most important things to realize with microwave warming is that just like all (okay, probably most) other forms of heating, it works from the source of the heat (which is outside of the burrito) towards the matter being heated.
In the form of government horrors to curb protests, it means shooting microwaves at you and causing your skin to feel as if it is being boiled. In the form of your burrito, it means that the outside of the burrito will be blistering hot, and continue heating, and the heat has to slowly be conducted inwards. If your plate is not perfectly resistant to the operation of the microwave, it will also be getting hot, and since it is typically thinner and has less heat capacity (because most food has water, which has gargantuan capacity) than your burrito, it’s going to get a lot hot, very totly.
So yes, use the power settings to allow the heat time to work it’s way into your burrito and not fry the outside to death while causing your plate to consider whether today’s a good day to go molten.
- Comment on It's in the files 4 weeks ago:
President Camacho!
On a more serious note, among the recents, I highly doubt Bush jr or Obama were into pedophilia. Nixon and LBJ both had power tripping tendencies, and we know LBJ like to talk about and even show his wang, so they might be candidates. I’d weigh in on Carter not being one, but obviously he was smart enough to know how to hide that sort of shit as a politician, so who knows… Ford’s another one that it could go either way.
Reagan probably was one but everyone at the epstein places was probably too smart to invite him in on it.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitshow 4 weeks ago:
You were making a post to a .world community, what did you expect?
- Comment on Lemmy Shitshow 4 weeks ago:
Personally, I stay away from the womens stuff community because it is so incredibly stupid to constantly whine about people coming in and commenting when you’re making a place that literally broadcasts your posts and comments in a way that invites others to come and comment. It’s no different than having a conversation on a busy street using bullhorns and then complaining about people joining in.
When some form of the fediverse can properly do closed communities with a whitelist, then I’ll happily head there.
- Comment on BANG! 4 weeks ago:
blows… people… for a living
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>.>
I’m sure he has a good time with that.
- Comment on Mighty fine 4 weeks ago:
I once knew someone named georgia. She was a real peach.
- Comment on BANG! 4 weeks ago:
Nah, anyone who has ever shot off their own fireworks knows that professional shows are idiotic. It is incredibly more fun to light your own, scramble back, and watch it blow. It’s not even a comparison. It’s the difference between watching a movie on the original gameboy instead of an imax theater. If you never had the chance to do it as a kid, don’t deprive your kids of the fun.
We just need a place that’s available for folks, relatively safe in not being a fire risk, and is NOT in a neighborhood or near ranches/farms, although I bet the county/city could rent a rancher’s field or pay enough to relocate the cattle for a few nights. Pay for a few busses, and you’ve got a slick set up.
It’s the same argument as with illicit drugs. Ban it, and people are just going to seek it out on their own. Regulate it, and you can start playing with all sorts of scenarios. How far would education go in reducing the amount of suddenly splayed hands that emergency rooms have to see? How many fires and traumatized folks/animals would suddenly no longer have to hear it if you encourage it to happen elsewhere instead of simply attempting to forbid it? You could offer a free mortar round to anyone taking a safety briefing before entering the fireworks grounds, or free ice cream for fifteen minutes of fire watch duty on the edges and/or any other prosocial activities you could get kids and teens up to.
- Comment on I'm not like the other girls. 4 weeks ago:
MMmmmm, I’ve definitely been the one to suggest taco bell for the workplace lunch trip, but I picked it up from others, so unless we were all secretly feeling shame as we chowed down on flour thickened beef and beans…
- Comment on 3 guys are sitting by a fireplace. 2 of them have a proposition for the third 4 weeks ago:
I know I’m sometimes naughty, but whenever I’m the ‘third wheel’ out and about, this is always kind of a secret wish in the back of my mind.
There’s a part of me that hopes that everyone is like that and I’m not on the far end of the libido spectrum.
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 4 weeks ago:
I mean, fair, but hopefully that’s well understood as part of the equation. You’re also not going to turn out well if you’re constantly practicing self harm or smoking, whether cigarettes or meth, but I’m not out here being exhaustive.
- Comment on BANG! 4 weeks ago:
I love the dog; I hate the yapping. I love the fireworks; I FUCKING hate how they scare the poor thing.
If people weren’t such assholes, it would be a cultural thing to have a designated area where everyone could shoot off their fireworks. Instead, people shoot them off whenever they please in their neighborhood, and they all get banned if the local authorities have the power, and people STILL shoot them off whenever they please because who is going to still be outside by the time the fucking brain dead cops come around.
Could you imagine if people would get together to shoot off their fireworks? A party of 10 would put the average paid for fireworks display to shame, and there’s going to be loads more than 10 people in your average area that would be shooting off fireworks. Too bad we can’t have nice things because ‘cunt, cunt, rumble, rumble, I’m so fiercely independent, engine rev, engine rev.’
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 4 weeks ago:
It’s all about getting lucky. I work with geriatrics on the regular, and all races have people who somehow manage to look in their 50s while on their deathbed, and some who look like they’re on their deathbed at 40.
- Comment on Pride Month ends tonight... 4 weeks ago:
As has been pointed out a few times this year, pride parades have always been protests. Fuck the system, and fuck the haters.
- Comment on Mighty fine 4 weeks ago:
Have her say, “Jeeze Louise, (M137), your pie-hole really baked my clam!”
- Comment on Mighty fine 4 weeks ago:
You wanna compete?