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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is something I’ve seen referenced a lot on American shows like the Simpsons, but I’ve never met anyone to whom this has happened. Is it really that common? Are your zippers different?

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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Never heard of it either. Only way I can see it happening is if someone was really drunk.

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  • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s apparently common enough that the military has a specific tool in basic training med-whatevers for cutting off the zipper.

    I honestly never even conceived of the notion until I read that fact as a young adult.

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  • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I also noticed in american media that people only open the zipper to take a piss, but not the button - maybe that’s the difference?

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• Davel23@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  How the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?!

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  • RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Frank and beans!

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• thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Do you not put your penis away in your underwear or boxers before zipping? How does this happen?

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  • Zelaf@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I don’t think Americans wear underwear

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We’ve got a bleeder!

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Where you’re a kid and rushing for an event

  0/10 do not recommend

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dowvoted for Ameeicy hubris.

  9.5/10 don’t reach the zipper.

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The only thing worse is slamming your dick in a car door. Double if you’re tumescent.

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