scrodumb

@scrodumb@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Moon is 384,400 km away from Earth. If you took every elephant on Earth and stacked them one atop another most of them would die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you doing stepsyrup?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Black Cockerel⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a teenager my buddy’s mom told us a joke.

  What does NASA stand for?

  Needs Another Seven Astronauts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moralizing scarcity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They mass produce Wagyu cattle and yet aren’t famous for their steak. (Their Wagyu is my favourite beef too)

  I’m not hating or rage bait, I truly believe in their chefs. I want them to get creative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moralizing scarcity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually does until Australia produces a cuisine good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moralizing scarcity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone ever said “Hey babe let’s go to the Austeat restaurant tonight”

  I don’t think Australians even say that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨but what to soap with those beans ...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Soap tastes bitter. I’ll pass. I want natural bean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Crispy for her disgust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hence me exercising extreme discipline for when the news arrives😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was just a double entendre, not a jab. I lol’d then and I’m lol’ing now friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t you be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I cannot enjoy rye whiskey at all. I’ll tolerate scotch or Irish but I’m a bourbon man through and through. I have an unopened bottle of pre-Trump Woodford waiting for that glorious day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir this is a shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not How It's Supposed To Be⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bath salt more likely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not How It's Supposed To Be⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reported.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trolleyposting will continue until morale improves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Classic dilemma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where did I go wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every once in a while I’ll say something completely incorrect so she talks science to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs of Jesus Christ's return foretold in His own words mirror modern history. A faith-strengthening study of Luke 21:25-28. Future forecast insights & preparation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stahp it step preacher I can only get so turgid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve dunked half my hand in an active deep fryer before. I was 19.

  I knew what I was doing so it was all coordinated, into the oil, grab the item, pivot 180 directly to the sink and cold water for a couple minutes.

  Lightening fast. Barely had first degree burns. Was perfectly functional the next day.

  It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done, I doubt I could ever pull it off again. NEVER TRY THIS.

  Almost 20 years later I have no idea how I walked away from that intact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered it is not the dish but perhaps your greasy sausage fingers?

  Food for thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Tough Out Here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard Nescafe absolutely SLAPS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must be what's on my mom's old van. Impossible to stop once it's moving.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom never learned about ABS to the point I refused to let her drive me anywhere. Fucking boomers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sammy wanted to show you his bandage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You in Toronto? I just made a batch of beef ligament dog chews I’ll hook Sammy up with a couple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gave up. Can't figure it out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever downvoted this is illiterate. This is top tier highbrow. Randy Marsh levels of winning.

  Pulling on your WHAT?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team building⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the “work mate” in this meme and yeah dude you need to run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should i include this in my assignment? ',:)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Regardless of the assignment a resounding YES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Stand.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … because the water in the toilet rises when I sit in the bath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a little morbid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the gym⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also great cardio at volume.