scrodumb
@scrodumb@lemmy.ca
- Comment on DAE who is single with no prospects or self-control occasionally have a cheeky little sippy-sip of the pickle water straight from the jar? 1 week ago:
Single guy here, I love beer. And whiskey.
Lacto pickle juice is God tier at killing a hangover. Don’t waste your money and life on vinegar pickles. You need proper authentic bubbie pickles BUT that shit absolutely slaps after a heavy night on the town.
Some mornings you’ll do more shots of pickle juice than liquor the night prior. That’s good!
Thank me later. Learn to lacto ferment vegetables and you’ll never nurse a hangover again.
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 1 week ago:
My Christ.
- Comment on Efficiency is key 1 week ago:
Piss in the shower
- Makes the mango taste better
- Comment on I'm plump 2 weeks ago:
I hide them in my foreskin. WAY more flattering.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 3 weeks ago:
The Moon is 384,400 km away from Earth. If you took every elephant on Earth and stacked them one atop another most of them would die.
- Comment on Delish 3 weeks ago:
What are you doing stepsyrup?!
- Comment on The Black Cockerel 3 weeks ago:
As a teenager my buddy’s mom told us a joke.
What does NASA stand for?
Needs Another Seven Astronauts
- Comment on Moralizing scarcity 3 weeks ago:
They mass produce Wagyu cattle and yet aren’t famous for their steak. (Their Wagyu is my favourite beef too)
I’m not hating or rage bait, I truly believe in their chefs. I want them to get creative.
- Comment on Moralizing scarcity 3 weeks ago:
It actually does until Australia produces a cuisine good enough.
- Comment on Moralizing scarcity 3 weeks ago:
Has anyone ever said “Hey babe let’s go to the Austeat restaurant tonight”
I don’t think Australians even say that.
- Comment on but what to soap with those beans ... 3 weeks ago:
Soap tastes bitter. I’ll pass. I want natural bean.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Crispy for her disgust.
- Comment on Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product.... 4 weeks ago:
Hence me exercising extreme discipline for when the news arrives😎
- Comment on We Have a Problem 4 weeks ago:
It was just a double entendre, not a jab. I lol’d then and I’m lol’ing now friend.
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 4 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t you be?
- Comment on Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product.... 4 weeks ago:
I cannot enjoy rye whiskey at all. I’ll tolerate scotch or Irish but I’m a bourbon man through and through. I have an unopened bottle of pre-Trump Woodford waiting for that glorious day.
- Comment on We Have a Problem 4 weeks ago:
Sir this is a shitpost
- Comment on Not How It's Supposed To Be 4 weeks ago:
Bath salt more likely
- Comment on Not How It's Supposed To Be 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Reported.
- Comment on trolleyposting will continue until morale improves 4 weeks ago:
Classic dilemma
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 4 weeks ago:
Every once in a while I’ll say something completely incorrect so she talks science to me.
- Comment on Signs of Jesus Christ's return foretold in His own words mirror modern history. A faith-strengthening study of Luke 21:25-28. Future forecast insights & preparation 4 weeks ago:
Stahp it step preacher I can only get so turgid
- Comment on Never clean 4 weeks ago:
I’ve dunked half my hand in an active deep fryer before. I was 19.
I knew what I was doing so it was all coordinated, into the oil, grab the item, pivot 180 directly to the sink and cold water for a couple minutes.
Lightening fast. Barely had first degree burns. Was perfectly functional the next day.
It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done, I doubt I could ever pull it off again. NEVER TRY THIS.
Almost 20 years later I have no idea how I walked away from that intact.
- Comment on Never clean 4 weeks ago:
Have you considered it is not the dish but perhaps your greasy sausage fingers?
Food for thought.
- Comment on It's Tough Out Here 4 weeks ago:
I heard Nescafe absolutely SLAPS
- Comment on Must be what's on my mom's old van. Impossible to stop once it's moving. 4 weeks ago:
My mom never learned about ABS to the point I refused to let her drive me anywhere. Fucking boomers.
- Comment on Sammy wanted to show you his bandage 4 weeks ago:
You in Toronto? I just made a batch of beef ligament dog chews I’ll hook Sammy up with a couple.
- Comment on Gave up. Can't figure it out 4 weeks ago:
Whoever downvoted this is illiterate. This is top tier highbrow. Randy Marsh levels of winning.
Pulling on your WHAT?!?
- Comment on Team building 5 weeks ago:
I’m the “work mate” in this meme and yeah dude you need to run.
