When you get addicted to the texture of the veins

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This comment thread restores my faith in humanity.

  So many people proudly enjoying big veiny dicks on their tongue.

  We should arrange a meetup.

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• charokol@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The punchline is that enjoying giving blowjobs is a bad and embarrassing thing?

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  • Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sir this is a shitpost

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don't report memes, does this mean I have to stop eating my Snickers this way?

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nothing wrong with enjoying veins, you prude.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So you like fish sticks

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hell yeah! I love the juicy feeling when they bust in my mouth.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As much as I like sucking dick, big ol’ veiny ones are kinda gross.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hard disagree.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t report memes but I still eat snickers like this in case I ever need to suck a big dick.

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• Captain_Baka@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t see the problem here. Eating sweets is oral masturbation anyway.

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• B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy shit a good Mickey post.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, neurodivergent people who find the shoe tread texture on the bottom the best part of the whole thing, what? Can’t bestow pleasure on others? You deny us the opportunity to enjoy giving delightful, sensual pleasure, to someone with a four inch long veiny member? That’s charity work, fella. And you’d be lucky to have your girthless 4 inches on the receiving end.

  What you meant to say is that only Windows Copilot users report memes. They’re beyond redemption, feeding a highly organized evil in our world.

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reported.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reported for reporting (before I got here)

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s where the chocolate is thickest - of course that’s the part going on my tongue!

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well now, looks like next time I’m eating a snickers (which I probably won’t, because fu USA big sugar) I’ll be reporting a meme.

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• tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not even going there.

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