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• charokol@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The punchline is that enjoying giving blowjobs is a bad and embarrassing thing?

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  • Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir this is a shitpost

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Giving BJ’s is a true talent. Had a GF who was so proud of herself because she studied hard and became an expert on sucking cock. She got to PHD level when she started swallowing with a smile

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nothing wrong with enjoying veins, you prude.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you like fish sticks

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hell yeah! I love the juicy feeling when they bust in my mouth.

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    • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don't report memes, does this mean I have to stop eating my Snickers this way?

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• Captain_Baka@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t see the problem here. Eating sweets is oral masturbation anyway.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t report memes but I still eat snickers like this in case I ever need to suck a big dick.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You never know if you’d really like it if you don’t try it

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it’s attached to the right person, I’ll enjoy it.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As much as I like sucking dick, big ol’ veiny ones are kinda gross.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hard disagree.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why? What bad experience did you have with a big veined cock?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They just look gross and kinda orc-ish. 🤷‍♂️

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• B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Holy shit a good Mickey post.

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reported.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reported for reporting (before I got here)

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This comment thread restores my faith in humanity.

  So many people proudly enjoying big veiny dicks on their tongue.

  We should arrange a meetup.

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But you’d just disappoint them…

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t see why you feel the need to disparage my dick licking skills like that

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s where the chocolate is thickest - of course that’s the part going on my tongue!

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bet you really mean that White gooey chocolate

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, neurodivergent people who find the shoe tread texture on the bottom the best part of the whole thing, what? Can’t bestow pleasure on others? You deny us the opportunity to enjoy giving delightful, sensual pleasure, to someone with a four inch long veiny member? That’s charity work, fella. And you’d be lucky to have your girthless 4 inches on the receiving end.

  What you meant to say is that only Windows Copilot users report memes. They’re beyond redemption, feeding a highly organized evil in our world.

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well now, looks like next time I’m eating a snickers (which I probably won’t, because fu USA big sugar) I’ll be reporting a meme.

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• tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not even going there.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Notice that this is an “implies” relationship, not “if and only if.” Implications are only one way.

  “If it rains I will get wet, therefore me being wet means it must be raining” is wrong logic. You could just be in shower. What you are thinking of is "I am not wet, therefore it must not be raining " which does check out just fine.

  Similarly, you can eat snickers down-way as you want. It does not mean you report memes.

  Also we aren’t middleschoolers, you can like dick.

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