WhoIzDisIz

@WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨abandoned⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, man - they took the carpet, too. No soft landings for the plebes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead Rats guy⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Same guy who’s responsible for creating & uploading said videos, no doubt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies & Gentleman. We Got Him⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Where? The Oval Office, or a golf course?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro gamer move.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  *snicker* “body components” *snicker*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro gamer move.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Your charge will exceed that easily when you bleed out all over their car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨delivering sound advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, it just gets a twofer - hits the one you ate first, then your own. Like the beer didn’t have a big enough head, now it thinks it’s special because double-dipping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canada, Japan, New Zealand, UK, EU countries and the US call on China to end 'unjust prosecutions' after sentencing of Hong Kong pro-democracy activist Joshua Wong⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  China (more specifically, Xi): “Make me.”

  They’ve gotten to big to care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do reasonably priced non-Bluetooth headset exist?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is there’s no standardized way (that I’m aware of) of guaranteeing BT range above 10 meters/33ft. Devices can promise extended range, but you can’t hold them to it.

  A long while back, I remember seeing antenna hacks to boost range, but I imagine that’s difficult to implement for those not so inclined to such mucking about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Tech Connections] Alkaline batteries are obsolete — but not for the reason you'd think [30:18]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TYVM, kind Internet stranger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cats: the original fascists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe, but at least I can immediately throw out the piece of shit from my cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Tech Connections] Alkaline batteries are obsolete — but not for the reason you'd think [30:18]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TL;DW?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do chickens get seasick?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It may not tell you verbally, but it might still inform you orally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop with the excuses and just eat it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you read the Bible? It’s fucking hallucinogenic, alright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy ween yall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How is the American prez can contribute to the delinquency of minors, why not the rest of us - amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: A wild variety of stand-ins for the classic “widget” imaginary product to exchange money for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #287 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, this is truly EVIL!

• The White House Farm massacre phone calls: could a single disputed digit set Jeremy Bamber free?www.theguardian.com ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨crime@hilariouschaos.com⁩ | ⁨0⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In memoriam⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d tell you to slow down on the alcohol, but it’s “lite,” and the occasion warrants the indulgence so… carry on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Third-quarter U.S. GDP increases a better-than-expected 3.4% as September inflation accelerates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your be surprised that an entire industry that sprung up virtually overnight claiming to be the end-all-be-all of corporate efficiency needs would be full of bullshit hype & claim responsibility for every bit of positive economic news? Mkay…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a logged-in-only experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unplugs. Goes outside to enjoy RL. Wonders where everybody is…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot sauce⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You first. With video evidence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man admits asylum seeker hotel petrol bomb attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A goal which he unfortunately can claim he achieved since the article says the hotel no longer houses asylum seekers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Third-quarter U.S. GDP increases a better-than-expected 3.4% as September inflation accelerates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue AI Bros claiming it proof of AI’s “value.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all are talking about powdered milk. Why isn't anyone talking about powdered water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see the branding now: H2-Ohhhh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans are forever.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i know what I’ve got

  Everybody does. They can smell your gas ass from eating the rest of the beans for miles. We were even thinking about trying to contact Adam Savage to try lighting your anal explosions on fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss has brought our divided nation together – in mockery of her | Emma Brockes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But, as the recent history of the internet shows, the most forceful bonds are those forged against, rather than in favour of, something.

  It’s depressing how true this statement is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is your favorite Wizard of Woz movie?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more into the game that you misspelled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely they yearn for the mines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those robots are expensive! They’re not gonna risk something worth so much on anything dangerous - let the worthless humans do that shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the tough questions.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it was impossible to resist such a big woodie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the tough questions.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cares? He’ll kill you afterwards so he can watch his space soap operas uninterrupted.

  (Same actor plays “Murderbot.”)