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- Comment on Well said 2 hours ago:
- Comment on Well said 2 hours ago:
*“Perpetual_teenager” has entered the chat *
- Comment on Well said 2 hours ago:
He wasn’t - he was deliberately saying something attention-grabbing so people would realize how unhealthy the typical restaurant fries are made. He knows a serving of six fries is unrealistic.
Of course, people are too closed-minded and insecure to be that honest with themselves about the facts they don’t want to hear — preferring instead to attack and ridicule others so they can overcompensate for their well-buried guilt over wanting to eat something they deep down know is very bad for them.
- Comment on Well said 3 hours ago:
You ordered the “Party Size,” obviously.
- Comment on Woman who rescued injured crow keeps getting ‘thank-you gifts’ from birds 12 hours ago:
She did that, too. The problem was that the “gifts of appreciation” were cow chips.
- Comment on I assume y'all feel it too 12 hours ago:
Nah, I’m just trying to save my sole - I really can’t afford to buy a new pair of shoes right now.
- Comment on 14 hours ago:
Well, at least it won’t be a long, drawn out death.
- Comment on Streamline it 1 day ago:
You missed a letter in “Idiota.”
- Comment on More alike than I thought 2 days ago:
Mmmm… tuna pockets.
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 days ago:
Yeah, I’m aware (for similar reasons). The description I read in one article at the time sure made it sound very similar, though. Any idea what they’re doing if not that?
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 days ago:
Unless you fall forward over your desk. Worry not, though - there’s always the possibility of going with an “out of body experience.”
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 days ago:
Isn’t that the method used in all those state death penalty executions that kept making the news several years back for not going as smoothly as they claimed it would? You know, the method they switched to when the only manufacturer of the one of the drugs needed for the normal method started refusing to sell it to the USA?
- Comment on The American Dream (terms and conditions apply) 2 days ago:
Not until they’ve squeezed every last cent out of you they can with the least investment in maintaining your health possible. Much like any other common, readily-replaceable piece of equipment at your workplace.
- Comment on Woah 2 days ago:
Checks inside underwear
“Well, that finally explains this.”
- Comment on How could I prepare for this market scenario? 3 days ago:
Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
- Comment on Bread maker. 4 days ago:
Not looking particularly kneady there, biscuits must already be in the oven.
- Comment on How long will it be? 4 days ago:
Not sure if that’s a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.
- Comment on How long will it be? 4 days ago:
Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).
- Comment on How long will it be? 5 days ago:
Just long enough to finish the job.
- Comment on Backup 1 week ago:
Which ones? The animals, or the animals?
- Comment on Man, that's crazy 1 week ago:
Welp… Gotta go. See ya!
- Comment on Man, that's crazy 1 week ago:
I’m of an age where i just don’t GAF anymore. I’ll be as polite as I’d expect someone to be with me, but go much beyond that & I’ll be like “welp, I gotta go - TTYL.”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Several open source “pipe”-based apps all have no such issue.
- Comment on Where is your god now?! 1 week ago:
Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.
- Comment on Perfect crime 1 week ago:
Right here, officer - this is the one!
- Comment on Fictional "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology" has infected Google's search AI 1 week ago:
You must SUBMIT!!!
- Comment on Perfect crime 1 week ago:
All I see when looking at the gunman is Danny DeVito.
- Comment on UK Ranked Second-Worst Place in Western Europe for LGBTI+ Rights 1 week ago:
I didn’t think they meant “in your vehicle.”
- Comment on Hands On with the Anbernic RG Rotate: Weird, Unique, and Instantly my Favorite 1 week ago:
Seems like it would backfire due to heavy amounts of returns - especially in an economy like this where fewer people can afford to blow money on something that winds up just sitting there because it’s not meeting their needs.
- Comment on Just an idea 1 week ago:
Was the predecessor named “Bust”?