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@WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50,424 AD⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Billy Idol is quite the prognosticator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you DoorDash in a small town, you make next to no money. If you DoorDash in a big city, all the shifts are taken.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Invent a new market: DoorDash in space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to quit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the USA, conservative “leaders” are typically control freak bullies who want a population that is easy to manipulate, which is why they prefer most of their constituents be less educated so they don’t realize how much BS they’re being fed until it’s too late. They are the same in every country, regardless of what name they go by.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mitch McConnel's Wikipedia page has been heavily edited the last few days, with the last ones being 4 hours ago. So around 1PM EST. What could that mean?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So they waxed him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to quit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow - conservatives decided to just cut to the chase, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mitch McConnel's Wikipedia page has been heavily edited the last few days, with the last ones being 4 hours ago. So around 1PM EST. What could that mean?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bring out yer dead!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God danget bobby⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll go right through ya!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God danget bobby⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Few “good Christians” know what it actually means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bro got neutered⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But… But… It’s a Fabergé egg!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What an outfit! I feel pretty comfortable mocking the moccasins because he’s 'armless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good idea, no downsides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Talked it over with the missus, and I’m afraid she wouldn’t go for it. Best I can offer you is a pup tent in the yard.

  Sorry, but I gotta have my “relations” fix. Maybe if it were No Nut November…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good idea, no downsides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would, but it’s illegal to send that kind of stuff through the postal service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good idea, no downsides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it will implode into a singularity. You’re thinking of a dryer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨edible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, this movie is a classic - I can totally hear Spicoli saying this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound financial advice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What?!? I can’t follow your instructions! I don’t have any fur to sell to furries, let alone to hook them into a subscription to follow me on FurFansOnly!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mysterious debris found on Queensland beaches could be ‘space balls’ – and may contain toxic rocket fuel⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  found on Queensland beaches

  That’s why they couldn’t find shit - they were combing the wrong sand!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  An artifact of more sensible times. Besides, without it, how would we even know who our glorious leader was?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s in the back behind the driver’s seat, silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean “may not buff out?” Also some fresh paint on, and that pillar should be good as new!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good offer! Which one should I pick?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get the deal a better service is offering you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  $5 for four cubes?!? Maybe if they were as big as my cooler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modest fashion is the best💖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What can I say? My kids may be adults now, but I’ll always be a dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modest fashion is the best💖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad I didn’t have to explain it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modest fashion is the best💖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They want an outfit that floors people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modest fashion is the best💖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Floss for mental undressing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitshow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a time & place for everything. As an obviously over the top, but hard to argue example: I wouldn’t go into a classroom of seven year-olds & start discussing pornography. Showerthoughts has always been known to be meant for light-hearted topics - it’s even mentioned in the community description, while political topics are explicitly against the rules. It’s not censorship to say something is inappropriate in certain contexts or situations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitshow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  GMAFB. There are PLENTY of communities where that topic can be discussed, but you chose one not meant for what is blatantly a political topic and are whining “censorship” when you naturally got rebuked. It’s very MAGAt-like behavior.

  I actually saw that post on my feed, and was interested in reading it but it had been deleted by the time I got to it. Since it was still showing in my feed, I used that to get to your profile in hopes you’d re-posted it somewhere more appropriate, but instead you seem to have decided to play victim.

  I’m honestly disappointed because I skimmed some of your posts & comments and liked what I saw. Hopefully this is just an aberration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucked up you can't be gay anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was all spent in “celebrations” over the past month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ESA bafflingly declares private Minecraft servers 'illegal'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ESA isn’t stupid, they’re just making the statement to give the politicians in their pockets a cover excuse for making it illegal that the actual dumbasses who support those politicians will buy.