dylanmorgan

@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s in the comics. We’re talking about the movies, where the personification of death is not a factor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s a pretty dumb story at its core. Because they wanted the “worst villain” but couldn’t come up with something more interesting or intelligent than “misguided environmental terrorist.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think so⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Much like the swastika was a Hindu and Buddhist symbol (that Hindus and Buddhists have largely given up b/c Nazis) “volk” is one of those things the Nazis tainted for good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think so⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🤢🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might be proud but she is disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. On the handful of occasions I’ve been asked I still don’t want to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might be proud but she is disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Use tongs to remove the offending item from the area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he knows? He's gotta know.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)

  I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when hell freezes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Phrasing should be “I don’t think this is my order, much less my species.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a person gains weight and keeps the weight on for a long time, is that old fat in your body, or does the fat get replaced over time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like that would be an argument for liposuction as a way to supplement other weight loss because it would remove those cells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies always need to grow?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would argue that this is not really true under capitalism. The logic of capitalism is one of capital accumulation, which requires growth. Under other systems you still have markets and money and profits but there are other goals than the accumulation of capital and therefore achieving “homeostasis” is a successful strategy-a business run with consistent inputs and outputs which includes a sustainable profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I cognitively performing less than I could've been if I hadn't drunk alcohol at that age?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Impossible to tell. Your brain is how it is, rather than worry about what you cannot change, think about what you want to do and how to do it. If you are experiencing cognitive issues or emotional distress that you think might be a long term effect of your young drinking, talk to a therapist or your doctor about how to address those issues now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this dire time ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  About 10 years ago, some guy was posting photos of NFL refs calling penalties on logical fallacies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funniest shit...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Rick is a piece of shit but it’s well documented that he’s a piece of shit who will absolutely kill the fuck out of someone who rapes kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noted non-theologian Peter Thiel…

  I swear anyone who refers to the Antichrist in any serious way should be publicly mocked and then placed into a conservatorship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Witness me brøther⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s “Judas Iscariot” but the “escariot” made me think “Judas Escargot.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m certain that’s part of it. Cops are bullies, bullies are ultimately cowards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let Luigi smoke while I kick the other 3 into a coma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, Nintendo is advocating that we get real deep in pussy. Good to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If orange Hitler is going to post AI images of him being a "hero", it seems only right to counterpoint his images with images of him bukkake'd by minorities, acting as a human toilet, etc.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I never ate shit directly out of putins ass, it was in a bowl! Look!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s pick to lead Bureau of Labor Statistics ran Twitter account with sexually degrading, bigoted attacks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So CNN just eliminated the option to decline tracking. Fantastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they should refuse to do it, and make the police force go through the trouble of firing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can different species of mushroom be fruits of the same mycelium?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨XC Running: Does anyone else's parents do this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am really sorry to hear this. I’ve tried to help my kids keep their feet on the ground, but still encourage them to work hard and share the enthusiasm they have for the pursuits they have chosen. Your mom sounds like she’s dealt with disappointment and hasn’t processed it well, so she’s negative about your interest in running.

  For what it’s worth, I think you show a lot of effort and work ethic, and that’s what gets people to state. I think you should continue to be an example to your teammates and encourage them to look for the positives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stephen Miller: Secretary Kennedy one of the world's foremost experts on public health. He is working hard to restore the credibility of the CDC as a scientific organization⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing “mild” about how infuriating Teenage Mutant Ninja Goebbels is. There are only a few people I’d rather see fall from a very high place into a dumpster full of broken glass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, back in 2004 a guy bought a 100x100 from In-n-Out. (100 patties, 100 slices of cheese.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Informative review ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Early on when it was coming into the US shops made the distinction, but Americans just sort of conflated the two. Makes it confusing if you want bubble tea with jelly and not pearls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Informative review ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This has bugged me for twenty years.

  “Bubble tea” refers to tea that is mixed in a shaker, creating a small layer of bubbles when it is served.

  “Bubble tea with pearls” is the one with tapioca pearls in the bottom. Milk tea is tea made with milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If copyright on a work expired immediately after death, would be that a bad or good idea?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You might expand that to “society continuing to allow children to suffer because their parents are unable to care for them is a larger issue than the question of copyright.”