dylanmorgan
@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
- Comment on They Wylin' 2 days ago:
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 1 week ago:
I hadn’t, but I also meant this guy:
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 1 week ago:
But so has Bubbles.
- Comment on grindr dump (in post body) 1 week ago:
The point is, if 10% of guys in a given population are unspeakably awful, that’s the 10% who you will hear from on a dating app. You don’t get that from fems because they are typically being pursued on all dating and social media apps, because we still largely hold to the cultural norm that men/masc presenting people are responsible for asking the other person out.
It seems worse on Grindr because the majority of users are cis men-the very people who have been told since birth that it’s their job to pursue sexual connections. Of course that leads to poor behavior.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Because Spotify is trash for everyone other than (maybe) its stockholders?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Welcome to our L. Notice there is no poo in it.
- Comment on Get over yourself 2 weeks ago:
Yep, which is why homophobes talk about (man on man) anal sex waaaaay more than gay men.
- Comment on Get over yourself 2 weeks ago:
Toxic masculinity is that, among many other things.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 3 weeks ago:
That’s in the comics. We’re talking about the movies, where the personification of death is not a factor.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 3 weeks ago:
Because it’s a pretty dumb story at its core. Because they wanted the “worst villain” but couldn’t come up with something more interesting or intelligent than “misguided environmental terrorist.”
- Comment on I don't think so 3 weeks ago:
Yep. Much like the swastika was a Hindu and Buddhist symbol (that Hindus and Buddhists have largely given up b/c Nazis) “volk” is one of those things the Nazis tainted for good.
- Comment on I don't think so 3 weeks ago:
🤢🤮
- Comment on You might be proud but she is disgusted 5 weeks ago:
Same. On the handful of occasions I’ve been asked I still don’t want to do it.
- Comment on You might be proud but she is disgusted 5 weeks ago:
Use tongs to remove the offending item from the area.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 5 weeks ago:
You don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)
I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)
- Comment on when hell freezes 1 month ago:
Phrasing should be “I don’t think this is my order, much less my species.”
- Comment on When a person gains weight and keeps the weight on for a long time, is that old fat in your body, or does the fat get replaced over time? 1 month ago:
Seems like that would be an argument for liposuction as a way to supplement other weight loss because it would remove those cells.
- Comment on Why do companies always need to grow? 1 month ago:
I would argue that this is not really true under capitalism. The logic of capitalism is one of capital accumulation, which requires growth. Under other systems you still have markets and money and profits but there are other goals than the accumulation of capital and therefore achieving “homeostasis” is a successful strategy-a business run with consistent inputs and outputs which includes a sustainable profit.
- Comment on Am I cognitively performing less than I could've been if I hadn't drunk alcohol at that age? 1 month ago:
Impossible to tell. Your brain is how it is, rather than worry about what you cannot change, think about what you want to do and how to do it. If you are experiencing cognitive issues or emotional distress that you think might be a long term effect of your young drinking, talk to a therapist or your doctor about how to address those issues now.
- Comment on In this dire time ... 1 month ago:
About 10 years ago, some guy was posting photos of NFL refs calling penalties on logical fallacies.
- Comment on Funniest shit... 1 month ago:
Yeah, Rick is a piece of shit but it’s well documented that he’s a piece of shit who will absolutely kill the fuck out of someone who rapes kids.
- Comment on Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel 1 month ago:
Noted non-theologian Peter Thiel…
I swear anyone who refers to the Antichrist in any serious way should be publicly mocked and then placed into a conservatorship.
- Comment on So she's saying that she's a sexual bull? 1 month ago:
Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.
- Comment on Witness me brøther 1 month ago:
It’s “Judas Iscariot” but the “escariot” made me think “Judas Escargot.”
- Comment on 9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards 2 months ago:
I’m certain that’s part of it. Cops are bullies, bullies are ultimately cowards.
- Comment on Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation? 2 months ago:
Let Luigi smoke while I kick the other 3 into a coma.
- Comment on Nintendogs 2 months ago:
So, Nintendo is advocating that we get real deep in pussy. Good to know.
- Comment on If orange Hitler is going to post AI images of him being a "hero", it seems only right to counterpoint his images with images of him bukkake'd by minorities, acting as a human toilet, etc. 2 months ago:
“I never ate shit directly out of putins ass, it was in a bowl! Look!”
- Comment on Trump’s pick to lead Bureau of Labor Statistics ran Twitter account with sexually degrading, bigoted attacks 2 months ago:
So CNN just eliminated the option to decline tracking. Fantastic.
- Comment on UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action 2 months ago:
Then they should refuse to do it, and make the police force go through the trouble of firing them.