dylanmorgan
@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Maybe hes into it 22 hours ago:
This is called a nut twister.
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 1 day ago:
The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
Either of the “as directed” users are just cowards with no taste buds.
- Comment on Not promoting violence or anything. But stupid quest since Iran has an 80 million bounty on Trumps head. If someone would follow thru do they just go to Iran and be like pay up? Why or why not? 1 week ago:
Probably a “friend” of the Iranian state elsewhere in the Middle East. I’m sure there are Saudi finance people who would happily take a 20% commission on passing that payment along.
- Comment on May I? 1 week ago:
Not me, that face doesn’t look the least bit ready to follow up taking the pickle with a lecture on how delicious pickles are.
- Comment on Checking in 1 week ago:
I made soup.
- Comment on The Hot Dog Class 3 weeks ago:
Came here to post the cube rule.
- Comment on american culture 3 weeks ago:
That translation has fallen out of favor with contemporary scholars but you get the gist.
- Comment on For your wish using a noun associated with a male chicken is a mistake 3 weeks ago:
Go win cockfighting. Not a cockfight, the “sport” overall. Someone will be into it.
- Comment on The Greatest Cover Song of All Time? 3 weeks ago:
IIRC Dylan’s response to hearing Hendrix play it was “oh that’s how you play that song.”
- Comment on Itch.io was taken down by funko pop 5 weeks ago:
Does the DMCA protect claimants against liability if they make incorrect or spurious claims?
- Comment on Our brains developed pattern recognition for this 2 months ago:
Glad my brain is cracked the same way as at least a couple other people. I saw the Venus of Willendorf as well.
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 2 months ago:
Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?
- Comment on bitey 2 months ago:
How is this calculated? Presumably you could directly measure all but the T-Rex and pliosaur, but how are those bits forces calculated?
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 2 months ago:
The meme references training, not physical ability. Strange should arguably be overlaid on Bones.
- Comment on let's settle this 2 months ago:
<pushes glasses up> it was actually Flavor-Aid.
- Comment on Badgers 2 months ago:
I remember learning that after my dad told me stories about badgers near the Minnesota farm where he grew up killing dogs significantly larger than dachshunds and thinking “how the fuck does that work??”
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
“That’s how I got the nickname ‘the Doc Ellis of geology’”
- Comment on I don't know what part of this headline depresses me the most: "52-year-old worked 90-hour weeks in an oil refinery to save money for his business—now he's worth $9.5 billion" 3 months ago:
Ironically, Citizen Kane has a relevant line: “It’s no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want is to make a lot of money.”
This dude talks about passing his values on to his kids who are in the business, I shudder to think what his actual values are.
- Comment on Spoonbill 3 months ago:
In other news, broccoli rabe is now going by Broccoli Robert.
- Comment on All the Disney+ films and TV shows that have been deleted from the service 3 months ago:
Not for Disney channel branded stuff. They keep that shit on lockdown.
- Comment on All the Disney+ films and TV shows that have been deleted from the service 3 months ago:
Popover to accept cookies, if you go to manage preferences there is no option to save your preferences.
- Comment on Star Wars actor Giancarlo Esposito teases a "trilogy, or more" of Mandalorian movies 3 months ago:
I love Giancarlo Eaposito’s acting but it’s my recollection that he often says stuff like this in interviews as a “it would be cool” kind of thing which then gets spun as “inside information.”
- Comment on If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him? 3 months ago:
I’m pretty sure the options would be to arrest him or be fired for insubordination.
- Comment on Phonebooks 3 months ago:
Charles Bukowski wrote maybe the most beautiful paean to the fact of the telephone book:
- Comment on If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him? 3 months ago:
More to the point, if there is a warrant issued for his arrest, his secret service detail would need to arrest him.
- Comment on Anon needs help responding to his coworker 3 months ago:
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
- Comment on Instruments 3 months ago:
Wait, that’s neither John Coltrane or John Zorn.
- Comment on Large flavored quark 4 months ago:
Except that in the OP the OOP specifically refers to “containers of flavored quark” which slices away any ambiguity. It’s clearly the dairy product being asked about.
- Comment on $-3 doesn't go as far as it used to... 4 months ago:
Here’s the real question: is that the actual MC 900 ft Jesus or just someone who likes the name?
