At some point kids want agency, and hair is an accessible “medium” Youths will always show “rebellion” with hairstyles and clothes.
I will even fake outrage so not to spoil the fun
Debatable
Submitted 3 weeks ago by WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Frostbeard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve never seen a haircut that looks infected before.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The infected mushroom
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I like their music and i was completely devastated when i found out they are zionists. Just commenting so other people also know. Psytrance kinds developed as music for peace and a lot of artists, including one of the members of infected mushroom, have trauma from the israeli military.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
nice
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
This gives me Karen with a hairband vibes (-_-メ)
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I really want to know what it looks like when it’s not all done up.. like at least a Karen cut with a band goes to being an ok style when it’s down.. I imagine this looks fucking horrible after a shower..
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Is there a “fuckmyshitup” section on Lemmy? This belongs exactly there.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
ATBGE
finitebanjo@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah but "fuckmyshitup" should allow poor execution haircuts too.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I remember thinking “these fucking mulletted hicks” when we moved to missouri and I was a little kid, like 6… but had never seen a full on mullet IRL, then was suddenly surrounded by them all ages and not just the boys either.
slingstone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What blows my mind is when stupid shit like this comes back into vogue. I lived through so much cringe the first time, and I loathe doing it all over again.
Not that I’m the height of fashion or anything, myself. If not for my wife, I’d be wearing long white tube socks with my shorts.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m the opposite, I say bring on the stupid shit and do it often! Life’s short and looking kinda silly on purpose sometimes is fun. My most recent foray into such was a mustache large enough to be mocked by my daughter’s soccer teammates, first practice, basically on sight hahaha. Causing her to cry (and me to shave it, lol, but it was fun while it lasted, and I don’t intend to further traumatize her with sartorial silliness).
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d be wearing long white tube socks with my shorts.
This is actually a trend now. Gen Z is about it, and judges the old heads for ankle sock
Taleya@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Saw a 20-something at the local pub a couple years ago with the full on rat tail, stubbies, dark green tshirt and boonie 'stache and flashed back 40 years so fast i got whiplash
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yeah, give me the “I want to see your manager” in the front and “I am the fire starter” in the back. Thanks.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I’m torn between wanting a bowl cut or the guy fieri.”
“Sit down, fam, I got you.”
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is what the cool kids look like in a sci-fi movie from 2003 set in the year 2103
Mutat0@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What is there to debate?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Does it look stupid or really stupid?
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yes.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Which haircut has rights for total control of the scalp 😂
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No one on Lemmy spots this as obvious AI slop??
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The original post has video of this kid as well, and AI slop isn’t that good at faking moving hair yet. From a quick browse of that guy’s page he does over-process and filter the shit out of his stills making them look like slop, but these do appear to be real bad hair days.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This level of paranoia is starting to get silly.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Why obvious?
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
the two angles are completely different. i noticed the sideburns first but the kid also has a different nose.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Idt that it’s AI, but don’t have Instagram to further confirm my suspicions.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Actually I retract, it’s real: www.instagram.com/bohdan.vasylkov
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
diptchip@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It doesn’t matter if you don’t like it. It’s here, it’s not going anywhere, and it’s only a matter of time before it’s hiding its AI features and indistinguishable from anything not AI. As long as people are profiting off of us being addicted to the screens, AI will not be stopped as there has never been an easier way to keep people staring at the screens. It’s like printing money or making meth. It sells, despite any attempt to prevent profits.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is there a mutual fund you’re recommending?
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Great catch. The leftmost tooth in the right image is a dead giveaway, unless he had a strange cleft lip (the left image shows that is not the case).
The image isn’t funny if it isn’t real. But it’s too good and also blurry to be obvious.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
No, his lip looks larger in the right but it’s actually his gums showing behind.
This image appears to he real.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
To quote some standup I saw 20 years ago from a black woman about black ladies’ hair:
“Sooooo, I want it short but also long, with spikes up front aaaaand a spoiler from a Ford Fiesta.”
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure I fought this dude in Expedition 33
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The barber is Bohdan Vasylkov, based in Warsaw, Poland. This one in particular is posted on his Instagram as a “Neo-Saiyan Cut.”
Honestly, this is probably one of the least offensive ones lmao.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
He’s actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it’s unique.
Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.
Wolf314159@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Yeah that was my first thought after getting over the weirdness of it, “How manageable is this hair going to be after getting home and later as it grows out?”
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow, in my head, it was Vegeta + bowl cut.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this what you get when you ask AI to generate a chomo?
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you’d get yer ass kicked rockin’ somethin like that, man…
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
What is there to debate? I couldn’t care less about someone else’s haircut.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s debatable that it sparks debate.
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Juicy.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
no it isn’t
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This type only lasts a few weeks anyway, after that it will just look uniformly short.
jade52@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This is one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen in a long time.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Looks like just a kid, chill out.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Exactly. Fuck them kids.
/s kinda
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
For me, it’s less about the face and more about the area above the face.
devilish666@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nitori@ani.social 2 weeks ago
«El Brayan» is very hot🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a gay man, I think I can say this without it being controversial, kid looks like a {redacted}.
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
retard
Being gay is of no consequence.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
not the slur I had in mind
diptchip@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hate is a strong word, but I don’t think I’ve seen a hairstyle I’ve disliked more than that. I’m trying to understand why it’s triggering intense emotions in me. WHY is it SO powerful? I’ve been told I have a punch-able face, but this is like this whole 'nother level.
finitebanjo@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
It's not terrible, I'm sure it achieves exactly the results the owner intended: turns heads, memorable, somewhat exciting.
unknown@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
He looks like a punk girl I once knew.
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bowlcut in thr front, Vegeta in the back.
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Taylor Swift, is that you?
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He looks like that little girl from stranger things
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
When you wanna look fancy but hate wearing tiaras.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Give me the spikes, bangs, and ponytail headband all at once.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Aah, yes…the ever-popular “Ancient Greek Maid” cut.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 3 weeks ago
Why does he look like he is shitting and crying at the same time?
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He looked in the mirror
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Because he knows.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think it’s what they’re calling it “the Gen Z Stare.”
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Thanks for the link that is really fascinating, though I also want to acknowledge that I feel almost crazy if this is a prevalent thing and I haven’t noticed?
I’d be kinda pleased if it were largely a rejection of performative positivity, one of the theories presented. I do worry about the ways the COVID pandemic interrupted social development for an enormous number of kids, just huge (though to be clear I was in favor of pretty strict, sweeping measures to limit spread).
I bristled a bit at first, on the mention of “quiet quitting” - AKA behaving perfectly rationally, given the available opportunities and treatment today, by my measure. But the (still Wikipedia) article it links to is a solid overview of a collective action tactic, so hell yeah.
Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 weeks ago
This isn’t really the gen Z stare, I’d describe that as a very neutral expression.
Honestly I don’t actually think the Gen Z stare has much to do with the internet or COVID either, as much as it’s just something that caught on among people in school. I think another large element is that Gen Z culturally a lot less judgemental of people who don’t mask autistic traits.
The general nodding and 'mmhmm’ing we do to affirm we’re paying attention is something that’s effectively a social contract, although useful. The flip side of the Gen Z stare that people don’t talk about is that Gen Z also don’t mind recieving the Gen Z stare, and can converse through it.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
He ate hot wings last night.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just had his braces tightened.