This is what the cool kids look like in a sci-fi movie from 2003 set in the year 2103
Debatable
Submitted 1 day ago by WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
At some point kids want agency, and hair is an accessible “medium” Youths will always show “rebellion” with hairstyles and clothes.
I will even fake outrage so not to spoil the fun
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 1 day ago
Why does he look like he is shitting and crying at the same time?
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He looked in the mirror
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Because he knows.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
He ate hot wings last night.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I think it’s what they’re calling it “the Gen Z Stare.”
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Just had his braces tightened.
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Taylor Swift, is that you?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ve never seen a haircut that looks infected before.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The infected mushroom
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I like their music and i was completely devastated when i found out they are zionists. Just commenting so other people also know. Psytrance kinds developed as music for peace and a lot of artists, including one of the members of infected mushroom, have trauma from the israeli military.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
nice
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 day ago
This gives me Karen with a hairband vibes (-_-メ)
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 20 hours ago
I really want to know what it looks like when it’s not all done up.. like at least a Karen cut with a band goes to being an ok style when it’s down.. I imagine this looks fucking horrible after a shower..
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Is there a “fuckmyshitup” section on Lemmy? This belongs exactly there.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 day ago
ATBGE
finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 day ago
Yeah but "fuckmyshitup" should allow poor execution haircuts too.
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The barber is Bohdan Vasylkov, based in Warsaw, Poland. This one in particular is posted on his Instagram as a “Neo-Saiyan Cut.”
Honestly, this is probably one of the least offensive ones lmao.
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Wow, in my head, it was Vegeta + bowl cut.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
No one on Lemmy spots this as obvious AI slop??
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The original post has video of this kid as well, and AI slop isn’t that good at faking moving hair yet. From a quick browse of that guy’s page he does over-process and filter the shit out of his stills making them look like slop, but these do appear to be real bad hair days.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Actually I retract, it’s real: www.instagram.com/bohdan.vasylkov
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
This level of paranoia is starting to get silly.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Idt that it’s AI, but don’t have Instagram to further confirm my suspicions.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Why obvious?
lime@feddit.nu 15 hours ago
the two angles are completely different. i noticed the sideburns first but the kid also has a different nose.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Great catch. The leftmost tooth in the right image is a dead giveaway, unless he had a strange cleft lip (the left image shows that is not the case).
The image isn’t funny if it isn’t real. But it’s too good and also blurry to be obvious.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 15 hours ago
No, his lip looks larger in the right but it’s actually his gums showing behind.
This image appears to he real.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yeah, give me the “I want to see your manager” in the front and “I am the fire starter” in the back. Thanks.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 14 hours ago
What is there to debate? I couldn’t care less about someone else’s haircut.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
It’s debatable that it sparks debate.
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Juicy.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“I’m torn between wanting a bowl cut or the guy fieri.”
“Sit down, fam, I got you.”
Mutat0@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What is there to debate?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Does it look stupid or really stupid?
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yes.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Which haircut has rights for total control of the scalp 😂
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Pretty sure I fought this dude in Expedition 33
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
To quote some standup I saw 20 years ago from a black woman about black ladies’ hair:
“Sooooo, I want it short but also long, with spikes up front aaaaand a spoiler from a Ford Fiesta.”
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 22 hours ago
No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you’d get yer ass kicked rockin’ somethin like that, man…
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is this what you get when you ask AI to generate a chomo?
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 day ago
diptchip@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Hate is a strong word, but I don’t think I’ve seen a hairstyle I’ve disliked more than that. I’m trying to understand why it’s triggering intense emotions in me. WHY is it SO powerful? I’ve been told I have a punch-able face, but this is like this whole 'nother level.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.
jade52@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
This is one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen in a long time.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Looks like just a kid, chill out.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Exactly. Fuck them kids.
/s kinda
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
For me, it’s less about the face and more about the area above the face.
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Bowlcut in thr front, Vegeta in the back.
finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 day ago
It's not terrible, I'm sure it achieves exactly the results the owner intended: turns heads, memorable, somewhat exciting.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
He looks like that little girl from stranger things
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
When you wanna look fancy but hate wearing tiaras.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Give me the spikes, bangs, and ponytail headband all at once.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Aah, yes…the ever-popular “Ancient Greek Maid” cut.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Most fashionable mushroom I’ve ever seen.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
At least there’s no moustache-with-no-beard going on.
I’ve no idea who told kids they can pull that shit off, but they can’t.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 day ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 hours ago
Sure, older men can pull off a moustache.
Sam Elliott. Nick Offerman. Hell, even Pedro Pascal.
Now see Michael Cera. That’s what all young people look like trying to make this work.
A moustache is earned, not granted.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Is that an early pic of one of the island boys?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 minute ago
That is definitely a face a person would make after kissing their twin brother.