jade52

@jade52@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit this is boomer af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I believe him, mine tried to wink right back at me once.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was prematurely going into labour and bleeding from my eyeballs for an hour hysterically laugh/sobbing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Don't unionize, just get a better job." When you unionize, you ARE getting a better job.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep this is correct. About the same in Toronto.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck landlords

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just need to take a quick stretch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me what the fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a shit beer!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And ad-free YouTube? Twas a simpler time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Monday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I replay this scene in my head every time someone wishes me a happy Monday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Monday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say about 75% of people I speak to at work say “happy {day of the week}”. It’s absolutely loathsome. Please shut the fuck up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portlandia was spot on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is also what I remember. Spot on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off to the mandatory company picnic we go...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is in a couple of weeks. At least it’s open bar. And I don’t have to drive there. And I took the next day off. But honestly I’d rather they just took all that money of the cost of the event and split it across the company as a bonus… You know, because everyone has been working super hard. And shit is expensive. Or just give people more time off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the Lorax i speak for the uhhhmm what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I get some loraxepam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would fuck with all 12-16

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah this goes hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neil the Seal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would literally die for Niel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Dark Berry or Cool Ranch flavour? Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel attacked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mrw temperatures reach 40 degrees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t no chef but boyardeez titties sweatin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo this book was wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most 80s interior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would honestly love if my home looked like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh he dead tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy.Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. I finally feel like I have things semi-under control, but am also 90% sure a supreme catastrophic event is looking in the corner waiting to derail everything I’ve worked for. Life, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  K I actually thought this was supposed to be a joke about the blue milk in the first movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss Wilfred⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WOULD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slice of ketchup anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those were the days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a real bargain when you realize it'll fit 6-8⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Checks out for Hamilton Ontario.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who grew up watching Beakmans World?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OOOOHHH I MEMBER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotteen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TABARNACK