jade52

@jade52@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Monday⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I replay this scene in my head every time someone wishes me a happy Monday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Monday⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say about 75% of people I speak to at work say “happy {day of the week}”. It’s absolutely loathsome. Please shut the fuck up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portlandia was spot on⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is also what I remember. Spot on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off to the mandatory company picnic we go...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is in a couple of weeks. At least it’s open bar. And I don’t have to drive there. And I took the next day off. But honestly I’d rather they just took all that money of the cost of the event and split it across the company as a bonus… You know, because everyone has been working super hard. And shit is expensive. Or just give people more time off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the Lorax i speak for the uhhhmm what⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I get some loraxepam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would fuck with all 12-16

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah this goes hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neil the Seal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would literally die for Niel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Dark Berry or Cool Ranch flavour? Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel attacked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mrw temperatures reach 40 degrees⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t no chef but boyardeez titties sweatin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don’t even know what date or day of the week it is these days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo this book was wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most 80s interior⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would honestly love if my home looked like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh he dead tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy.Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. I finally feel like I have things semi-under control, but am also 90% sure a supreme catastrophic event is looking in the corner waiting to derail everything I’ve worked for. Life, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  K I actually thought this was supposed to be a joke about the blue milk in the first movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss Wilfred⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  WOULD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slice of ketchup anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those were the days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a real bargain when you realize it'll fit 6-8⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Checks out for Hamilton Ontario.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who grew up watching Beakmans World?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OOOOHHH I MEMBER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotteen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TABARNACK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a fool for this type of shit once. Granted, I was 17, with no emotional intelligence or confidence. He saw an opportunity to be able to control someone, and it worked. I will honestly never forgive myself for the years I wasted. Unfortunately, this is not uncommon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true, this is how Canadians cough.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the Rob Ford smoking crack video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true, this is how Canadians cough.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not your guy, buddy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.9% APR⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya I would drive the FUCK out of this car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: A vibe-designed pcb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course they’re a Project Manager.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hay there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 38 and I think I just had my first stroke while watching this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No cap Fr Fr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HAH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read