jade52

@jade52@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes a landscape⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t learn this until my late 20s and that was really too late. It’s weird once you realize you haven’t been yourself for years, and when you start to try to be, it’s like meeting a long lost friend again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All the fucking time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Map of Beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf are Arctic Beans from Canada?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit this is boomer af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I believe him, mine tried to wink right back at me once.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was prematurely going into labour and bleeding from my eyeballs for an hour hysterically laugh/sobbing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Don't unionize, just get a better job." When you unionize, you ARE getting a better job.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep this is correct. About the same in Toronto.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck landlords

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just need to take a quick stretch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me what the fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a shit beer!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And ad-free YouTube? Twas a simpler time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Monday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I replay this scene in my head every time someone wishes me a happy Monday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Monday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say about 75% of people I speak to at work say “happy {day of the week}”. It’s absolutely loathsome. Please shut the fuck up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portlandia was spot on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is also what I remember. Spot on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off to the mandatory company picnic we go...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is in a couple of weeks. At least it’s open bar. And I don’t have to drive there. And I took the next day off. But honestly I’d rather they just took all that money of the cost of the event and split it across the company as a bonus… You know, because everyone has been working super hard. And shit is expensive. Or just give people more time off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the Lorax i speak for the uhhhmm what⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I get some loraxepam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would fuck with all 12-16

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah this goes hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neil the Seal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would literally die for Niel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Dark Berry or Cool Ranch flavour? Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel attacked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mrw temperatures reach 40 degrees⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t no chef but boyardeez titties sweatin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo this book was wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most 80s interior⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would honestly love if my home looked like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh he dead tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy.Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. I finally feel like I have things semi-under control, but am also 90% sure a supreme catastrophic event is looking in the corner waiting to derail everything I’ve worked for. Life, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  K I actually thought this was supposed to be a joke about the blue milk in the first movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss Wilfred⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WOULD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slice of ketchup anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those were the days