I've bought seven of them

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you’re literally about to explode.

  Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Irrigate, irritate, litigate!

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What Fergie should have done before the show:

      Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

    It’s more common than one assumes.

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  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow, Gen X and the early Millennials are really aging!

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  On a scale of 1-10 how freaky is it to lick a plate clean if this is the plate?

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