I've bought seven of them

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you’re literally about to explode.

  Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Irrigate, irritate, litigate!

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What Fergie should have done before the show:

      Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lil Dicky, too.

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

    It’s more common than one assumes.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

      My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

      And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

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    • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absolutely a known issue for runners.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”

      CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)

      IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.

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    • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah, Guardian did an article recently

      theguardian.com/…/hyrox-joanna-wietrzyk-history-o…

      and any number of search results

      duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pan…

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.

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  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, Gen X and the early Millennials are really aging!

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On a scale of 1-10 how freaky is it to lick a plate clean if this is the plate?

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you only lick the middle area. Maybe a 6. If you lick the whole thing. Maybe a 3.

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• betahack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hear me out…Image

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just wait until you learn about mindless self indifference

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Leave Fergie alone

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Feeling Fergapissious?

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think that was Britney

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• MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s hardly a piss. Sophia Urista has entered the chat.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Remember when she sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game? LMAO youtu.be/CMA2iF6RuXk?is=O_Hli1B-NIHnn5d1

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is a video out there of Gene Simmons letting it all go on stage, props to him for finishing the song.

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