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- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 3 days ago:
Worst dungeon crawler ever
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 4 days ago:
I had to sleep in JFL Airport once. I don’t recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.
- Comment on where? 1 week ago:
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 1 week ago:
But what if you find One-Eyed Willie’s treasure while you’re there?
- Comment on UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics 2 weeks ago:
The study is full, I tried to sign up a few weeks ago but they don’t have enough equipment to go around.
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 2 weeks ago:
Enlistment in the Coast Guard would skyrocket. Maybe even the Space Force.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Every episode of Frasier.
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 3 weeks ago:
Luke was a Commander in the Rebel Alliance by then so not all that terrible. He definitely had more war crimes than Anakin.
- Comment on how to pick up a baby 4 weeks ago:
Boom roasted
- Comment on bold words 4 weeks ago:
Bet on Patriots
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Corruption loves corruption
- Comment on Well that was an error. 4 weeks ago:
Fergie was a nickname for Sarah Ferguson, at least here in the US supermarket tabloids, a long time before the Black eyed Peas singer came along.
- Comment on Well that was an error. 5 weeks ago:
lol I knew who Fergie was years ago but had no idea she once married that doorknob.
- Comment on Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather 5 weeks ago:
My grandfather or grandmother, I can’t decide. Ben Franklin. Carl Sagan.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
The twin may be inside you. I know someone who also had a twin in the womb and she had a “mass” removed and the mass had hair and nails.
- Comment on Perfect greeting for visitors 1 month ago:
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
- Comment on But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000! 1 month ago:
I love how they were asking the officials questions and they had no idea what the rules were.
- Comment on Doompity doo 1 month ago:
You can ask but will it do what you ask? Who the hell knows?
- Comment on big improvement 1 month ago:
Spice!
- Comment on Sick days 1 month ago:
I have to use my PTO for sick days and that shit just ain’t happening.
- Comment on Sure, Jan 1 month ago:
Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.
- Comment on How many BS hoops do I have to jump through everyday 1 month ago:
The remember me box is a lie
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 1 month ago:
Is he falling over backwards?
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 1 month ago:
Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture…
- Comment on Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻 2 months ago:
Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.
- Comment on Good luck 2 months ago:
I hearby declare you “dishwasher safe”! (then do the lower case t thing with your hand)
- Comment on What would happen to a werewolf in space? 2 months ago:
Movie idea: The wolf people of Europa decide to invade Earth but when they get here, their plot is foiled when they turn into humans.
- Comment on Granny Google 3 months ago:
Just text your grandma back some links for that stuff
- Comment on New book out 4 months ago:
Only if you were Heidi Kluhm
- Comment on Scandal 4 months ago:
But the font is slightly different…