itsgroundhogdayagain
@itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass Ultimate Price Update - Xbox Wire 11 hours ago:
Bailing water out of the Titanic.
- Comment on Inner Monologue 1 day ago:
Ya know how when TV’s used to be unplugged from cable and it was just the black and white static/snow? That’s how my mind sometimes feels.
- Comment on America 1 week ago:
It can be a benefit for night shift folks because that can really start to mess with your head. A digital watch can be a big help too.
- Comment on irony is pressing 1 week ago:
Make your first or last name the name of the website so you know who sold your email address to spammers.
- Comment on Triangle 2 weeks ago:
She died from the coconut crabs pulling her apart like an extra cheese pizza.
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 3 weeks ago:
Worst dungeon crawler ever
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 3 weeks ago:
I had to sleep in JFL Airport once. I don’t recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.
- Comment on where? 4 weeks ago:
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 4 weeks ago:
But what if you find One-Eyed Willie’s treasure while you’re there?
- Comment on UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics 5 weeks ago:
The study is full, I tried to sign up a few weeks ago but they don’t have enough equipment to go around.
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 5 weeks ago:
Enlistment in the Coast Guard would skyrocket. Maybe even the Space Force.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Every episode of Frasier.
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 1 month ago:
Luke was a Commander in the Rebel Alliance by then so not all that terrible. He definitely had more war crimes than Anakin.
- Comment on how to pick up a baby 1 month ago:
Boom roasted
- Comment on bold words 1 month ago:
Bet on Patriots
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Corruption loves corruption
- Comment on Well that was an error. 1 month ago:
Fergie was a nickname for Sarah Ferguson, at least here in the US supermarket tabloids, a long time before the Black eyed Peas singer came along.
- Comment on Well that was an error. 1 month ago:
lol I knew who Fergie was years ago but had no idea she once married that doorknob.
- Comment on Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather 1 month ago:
My grandfather or grandmother, I can’t decide. Ben Franklin. Carl Sagan.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The twin may be inside you. I know someone who also had a twin in the womb and she had a “mass” removed and the mass had hair and nails.
- Comment on Perfect greeting for visitors 2 months ago:
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
- Comment on But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000! 2 months ago:
I love how they were asking the officials questions and they had no idea what the rules were.
- Comment on Doompity doo 2 months ago:
You can ask but will it do what you ask? Who the hell knows?
- Comment on big improvement 2 months ago:
Spice!
- Comment on Sick days 2 months ago:
I have to use my PTO for sick days and that shit just ain’t happening.
- Comment on Sure, Jan 2 months ago:
Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.
- Comment on How many BS hoops do I have to jump through everyday 2 months ago:
The remember me box is a lie
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 2 months ago:
Is he falling over backwards?
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 2 months ago:
Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture…
- Comment on Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻 2 months ago:
Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.