You’re allowed to say Froance here.
I know which one I'm picking!
Submitted 2 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
pticrix@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn’t be picking No More *hio?
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fair
almost1337@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Nohio or Ohion’t?
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
USA in general.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting?
If so, I’m down.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
oh shit, i’ve gotta go check the pitch ‘n’ putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don’t know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we’re on opposite sides of the country.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with one 2 bottles of wine
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins…
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?
This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”
EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is… acceptable
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Uncensor that friggin f-word!
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 months ago
Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot he uncensored even in the free internet
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s not like they said Belgium
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
can i get a french catgirl?
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That is the superlative, so
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
damn that’s cute :)
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world and that France were gone.”
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i wish catgirls were hypoallergenic. except to that dude
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
So I can delete France and not have some weird fetish cartoon girl? What’s the catch?
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
England will breach containment.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
I can’t even express how much I’m choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sure the cargirl gf would also choose the same.
she understand
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
what’s the issue with france?
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 months ago
The list is so long that my instance would crash
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
I wouldn’t know where to start.
Gahidus@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
based :3
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I am the catgirl gf :3
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
good news, France is melting as we speak.
wishing works
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 months ago
Can I have you? :3
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No. You must pick to eliminate France.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.
keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 2 months ago
Worth it
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let’s worry about getting rid of France first.
tino@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Germans and Dutchies won’t be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Uhh… neither?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and
abandonset her free.PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I do own a have-a-heart trap
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Understandable. You can’t take someone against their will to a doc. That’s actually illegal here. And the doctor can’t do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world 2 months ago
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yes we can give France another chance.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sacre bleu!
DivineDev@piefed.social 2 months ago
What’s the word being censored? Fragrance?
ollie@pawb.social 2 months ago
too gay for this, delete france
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that catgirl is a femboy
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what happens if we press the button twice
ollie@pawb.social 2 months ago
oh well in that case
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Genocide a culture of 70 million people in order to live out your bestiality fantasy!”
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
You can only pick one.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
culture? We’re taking about the french
marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I will take the void where frince used to be.
5ha99y@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I’m german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden
\s I like france but the clichee
istdaslol@feddit.org 2 months ago
French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life
forzanature@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Why not both?
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 months ago
France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.
Wataba@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I dont like either choice tbh.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.