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I know which one I'm picking!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    easy, the left one.

    France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore

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    • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re allowed to say Froance here.

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    • pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

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    • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn’t be picking No More *hio?

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      • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fair

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      • almost1337@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nohio or Ohion’t?

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    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      USA in general.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting?

      If so, I’m down.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        oh shit, i’ve gotta go check the pitch ‘n’ putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don’t know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we’re on opposite sides of the country.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

    Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      French Noah’s ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

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      • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fuck, we’re not gonna make it with one 2 bottles of wine

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever’s left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.

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  • Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins…

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?

      This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”

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    • EditsHisComments@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It is… acceptable

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uncensor that friggin f-word!

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot he uncensored even in the free internet

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        it’s not like they said Belgium

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line

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      • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    can i get a french catgirl?

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.

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      • drath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Any downsides?

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    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit

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      • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is the superlative, so

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How about a 22 year old (now 24) french guy interested in technologies

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      • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        damn that’s cute :)

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        if that’s yours, bravo

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world and that France were gone.”

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    • BambiDiego@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i wish catgirls were hypoallergenic. except to that dude

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So I can delete France and not have some weird fetish cartoon girl? What’s the catch?

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    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      England will breach containment.

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t even express how much I’m choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sure the cargirl gf would also choose the same.

      she understand

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what’s the issue with france?

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The list is so long that my instance would crash

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      • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t know where to start.

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  • Gahidus@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      based :3

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.

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      • keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Worth it

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      • jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let’s worry about getting rid of France first.

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      • tino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Germans and Dutchies won’t be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!

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    • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am the catgirl gf :3

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      good news, France is melting as we speak.

      wishing works

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    • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can I have you? :3

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      • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No. You must pick to eliminate France.

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      • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        only if my gf lets :p

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uhh… neither?

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and abandon set her free.

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      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I do own a have-a-heart trap

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      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)

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  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Understandable. You can’t take someone against their will to a doc. That’s actually illegal here. And the doctor can’t do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.

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  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes we can give France another chance.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sacre bleu!

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  • DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the word being censored? Fragrance?

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  • ollie@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    too gay for this, delete france

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that catgirl is a femboy

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        what happens if we press the button twice

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      • ollie@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        oh well in that case

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Genocide a culture of 70 million people in order to live out your bestiality fantasy!”

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can only pick one.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      culture? We’re taking about the french

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  • marretics@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest

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  • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will take the void where frince used to be.

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  • 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

    \s I like france but the clichee

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  • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life

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  • forzanature@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not both?

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  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.

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  • Wataba@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dont like either choice tbh.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.

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