ashenone
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- Comment on Good point 3 days ago:
The greatest pitch ever thrown
- Comment on Good point 3 days ago:
Randy Johnson’s name and nickname were ideal porn names as well. His nickname being The Big Unit
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 1 week ago:
He also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 1 week ago:
I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 1 week ago:
Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
- Comment on Ruining my life 2 weeks ago:
I am Aurther king of the Britons
- Comment on Ruining my life 2 weeks ago:
If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.
- Comment on I might actually be a respectable member of society 3 weeks ago:
What is that, ramen?
Nope just tea.
Oh, I thought it was ramen.
Nope just tea.
Hey guys what’s going on?
I thought Kathy was making ramen.
Nope, it’s just tea.
This is what I think of when I ponder the same question
- Comment on Today's Entry 4 weeks ago:
To thin a chip and to thick a dip
- Comment on Do people eat this? 4 weeks ago:
Your not improving the reputation of British food your just making the reputation of Michelin stars worse
- Comment on High value 1 month ago:
Vegeta?
- Comment on Totally normal book on audible 1 month ago:
Probably reading the Count of Monte Cristo. The first act is like an hour, the second act is 1100 hours and the third act is 45 minutes
- Comment on Psychedelics are the cheat code 1 month ago:
You gotta do the work of following through once the trip ends
- Comment on genius 1 month ago:
Agustin Escobar be like
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 2 months ago:
Truth. That bank teller will never know
- Comment on home gardening 2 months ago:
Honey can you grab me a mushroom?
From bathroom floor?
No, from the couch.
There’s not many.
Then grab the ones from the rafters.
- Comment on inside joke 2 months ago:
The joke is he is eating Mexican food in Ohio
- Comment on When a man says anything bad about women online or criticize them based on his experience, Comments: 2 months ago:
- Comment on Night walk is at 8:00 its now 8:02 2 months ago:
This is wonderful
- Comment on WHY??? 2 months ago:
Only after civilization 3
- Comment on Haha, Russia 🤏 2 months ago:
Aptly named, thank you
- Comment on Haha, Russia 🤏 2 months ago:
What map type has the most accurate continent sizes?
- Comment on The Temporal Loom is unstable, Quick! how will you fix it? 2 months ago:
I’ve got a tube of JB Weld. That’ll do the trick
- Comment on open source is a cult but it doesn't have to be 3 months ago:
Mr. Verdeco, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
- Comment on Perplexity.ai is offering a free month of advanced AI access 3 months ago:
Fuck off
- Comment on What are the most popular conspiracy theories? 3 months ago:
Avril Levine was replaced by a clone many years ago
- Comment on arborholing 4 months ago:
Go see the redwoods and you’ll know for sure this planet belongs to the trees
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 4 months ago:
Ohio’s Mexican food scene is disgusting
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 4 months ago:
So like the universe is expanding and shit in every direction. Eventually the universe will hit its maximum point of expanse and start shrinking in every direction until it has shrunk down to its point of maximum density. Then boom a big bang and the universe starts again. We’ll be back eventually. Maybe not in this universe or the next but eventually over the course of forever we’ll be back.
- Comment on Anon buys a car 5 months ago:
God forbid people have hobbies
