ashenone
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- Comment on [deleted] 23 hours ago:
I take solice that society will probably collapse around me before I get the opportunity to retire, so frivolous spending isn’t really that big of a deal.
- Comment on For all restaurants who uses AI to generate pics of their own food 1 week ago:
When will restaurants realize the ideal restaurant doesn’t even have pictures of their food. A crinkled laminated text only paper menu, torn upholstery, and faded window paint is what the ideal restaurant looks like
- Comment on If you ever see a billionaire like this, warn a brother. 2 weeks ago:
If I had a quarter for every pixel in this image I’d have a nickle
- Comment on Star Trek was Ahead of its Time 2 weeks ago:
The Pacific side of the Panama canal is further east than the Atlantic side
- Comment on Anyone here tried collage flavour? 3 weeks ago:
Tastes like Jager and grape blunt wraps
- Comment on Ohhhhh, the year was 1778... 3 weeks ago:
Oh a drop of good spiced rum wouldn’t do us any harm
And we’ll all hang on behind
And we’ll roll the old Berath’s wheel along
- Comment on What were they thinking 3 weeks ago:
Everyday I don’t speak French is a blessed day
- Comment on Fuq 3 weeks ago:
My belts have a good 4 inches between the end and the last hole.
- Comment on Fuq 3 weeks ago:
Get a leather awl and make it fit
- Comment on Who 4 weeks ago:
Mf probably thinks the frequency of cesium is naturally intuitive.
- Comment on What happened to NFTs and what where they in retro spec? 4 weeks ago:
The token would have a designated link stored on the blockchain (public ledger) that pointed to what you “owned”.
So you bought a monkey or whatever, you received a token. When you looked up that token on the block explorer it would have a link to the “original” jpg that you “owned”.
Why do this? Cause people are stupid and you can sell monkey pictures for big money (back then)
- Comment on I Stand. 4 weeks ago:
I stand
When I shid
- Comment on Pressing question 1 month ago:
Keep an eye on the hamster to see if they enjoy scheming. If they look nervous or regretful I’d say let them sit it out. However if they seem gleeful or you see them rubbing their little hands together then they’re probably good to continue scheming.
- Comment on She's not right for you, Peter 1 month ago:
Pencil dick
- Comment on I love family camping, staring into the fire. 1 month ago:
I’m not on drugs, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn’t give it to me
- Comment on stickers 1 month ago:
Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It’s the most accurate way to someone.
- Comment on There, now everyone will be happy... 1 month ago:
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
- Comment on Edibles aint shit 2 months ago:
Disagree, shelter dogs have it rough they deserve to be a little stoned. As a treat
- Comment on Edibles aint shit 2 months ago:
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Edibles aint shit 2 months ago:
I like the cut of your jib
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 16 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Driving on 101 near Olympic National Park and I was pulling out of a gas station onto the hwy, I saw a dear approach the road, look both ways and wait for a car to pass before crossing the road. Nor quite pressing the walkway button but impressive none the less
- Comment on 2 months ago:
That’s why your not invited to the haters ball
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Hating the French is a MI6 psyop to direct hate away from the Bri*ish
- Comment on Absolutely true 2 months ago:
I started rewatching King of the Hill a few days ago and this scene had me full on belly laughing
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 months ago:
I may not know a gut, but I know a guy who knows a guy
- Comment on How I, a bike rider, look when my coworkers complain about gas prices 2 months ago:
Gotta get that nice even George Hamilton look going on
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 39 comments
- Comment on Some useful react memes 2 months ago:
