She's not right for you, Peter

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• Krotz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For the DIY circumcision.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s how they make calamari.

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    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And pork rinds!

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “To shreds, you say?”

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And how’s his wife holding up?

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• toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I already cut my dick off, I shouldn’t still be wincing at this

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  • Sturgist@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think anyone, regardless of nether bit configuration, who doesn’t wince at this might have a serious issue empathising with their fellow human beings.

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s a reason Bad Dragon paid homage to Shai-Hulud (source)

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    • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That can’t even feel good

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not the sharpest nob you will every know.

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• chemtrailenthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  #donotstickyourdickin

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pencil dick

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• fif-t@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brings new meaning to pencil dick

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• human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Moyels hate this one weird trick

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