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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP 🚽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Need at least 3 cpf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP 🚽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP 🚽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  recompose.life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know someone that fits that description

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a movie several years ago (name below to avoid spoilers) that was “based on a true story” and involved two people stranded in a dangerous situation with no way to communicate with anyone. I watched this whole movie, invested in the characters and the story, and then at the end they died, bodies never recovered. I was so annoyed. I get that biopics take a lot of liberties, but how tf could they say anything but the first ten minutes were in any way “based on a true story”?

  Tap for spoiler

  I think it was Open Water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the lesson here is you tried your best⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are just for defense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's not right for you, Peter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Moyels hate this one weird trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so sick of corporate greed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because it for wet. Try putting it in rice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm convinced I just crossed over. Someone with a English degree please help me.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would pronounce that like the sound an old man would make when he’s clearing his throat. Perhaps before he gives a speech.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyperpigmentation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “spinal tap none more black gif”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Methgator: The Movie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m trying to acquire the IP for a Methgator, Sharknado, Cocaine Bear crossover.

  🐻🦈🐊🐻🦈🐊🐻🦈🐊 🦈🐊🐻🦈🐊🐻🦈 🐻🦈🐊🐻🦈 🦈🐊🐻🦈
  🐊🐻🦈 🐻🦈🐊 🦈🐊🐻 🦈🐊 🐻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme template⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That Damn Smile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least some people have it figured out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capital of Estonia after a visit from Swedish football fans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously visiting fans from Sweden, but the idea of hooligans just spray painting the name of the sport around town is hilarious to me for some reason. Like the meme of Steve Buscemi in the “music band” T-shirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capital of Estonia after a visit from Swedish football fans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually is English, or at least identical to the way you would write it in English. “Ultras” is a term for certain football fan groups. Not all ultras are like this, but when you hear about shitty behavior by a team’s fans, it’s usually ultras. In this case, it’s IFK Göteburg’s ultras called Wisemen.

  So it says “Ultras”, “GBG” (Göteburg/Gothenburg), and “Wisemen” (name)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Peter, man. Check out channel 9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only I had enough for the superior siege engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The trebuchet was inside you all along

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrol companies hate this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because M. C. Escher that’s why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrol companies hate this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I roll my odometer back. Haven’t needed an oil change in years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are y'all's opinions on the Fitbit Air?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the whole fitness tech world is a great example of what’s wrong with capitalism. A lot of this stuff is genuinely really helpful and can extend lives, but you can only use it if you’re willing to let them sell incredibly detailed and personal data to whoever that want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In that case I’ll say fuck fascists perchance they might fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I can get picked up in the wild.

  Fuck fascists!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lives in my head rent free⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me one last platinum plaque and fuck rap, you can have it back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Although the movie was titled “Troll 2” to capitalize on the minor success of Troll (1986), it has no connection to the plot or production of the earlier film.

  TIL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen if a facehugger latched onto a graboid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually where mosquitoes come from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didgeridoo playing as alternative treatment for obstructive sleep apnoea syndrome: randomised controlled trial⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course the strong negative correlation between sleep apnea and didgeridoo players is household knowledge, but before the study I think most of us assumed that was because most didgeridoo players are upside down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just ate this entire tub of great value yogurt and currently preparing to die tonight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ol’ Drippy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need something salty after that sweet bite.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I thought the idea of a skeleton eating chips was ridiculous, but then I noticed the intestines, so it all checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why cables have that strange cylindrical thing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They digest their prey very slowly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect crime⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On the next Mythbusters