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- Comment on I'm convinced I just crossed over. Someone with a English degree please help me. 7 hours ago:
I would pronounce that like the sound an old man would make when he’s clearing his throat. Perhaps before he gives a speech.
- Comment on Hyperpigmentation 4 days ago:
- Comment on Methgator: The Movie 1 week ago:
I’m trying to acquire the IP for a Methgator, Sharknado, Cocaine Bear crossover.
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🐊🐻🦈 🐻🦈🐊 🦈🐊🐻 🦈🐊 🐻 - Comment on Meme template 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on That Damn Smile 2 weeks ago:
At least some people have it figured out.
- Comment on Capital of Estonia after a visit from Swedish football fans 2 weeks ago:
Obviously visiting fans from Sweden, but the idea of hooligans just spray painting the name of the sport around town is hilarious to me for some reason. Like the meme of Steve Buscemi in the “music band” T-shirt.
- Comment on Capital of Estonia after a visit from Swedish football fans 2 weeks ago:
It actually is English, or at least identical to the way you would write it in English. “Ultras” is a term for certain football fan groups. Not all ultras are like this, but when you hear about shitty behavior by a team’s fans, it’s usually ultras. In this case, it’s IFK Göteburg’s ultras called Wisemen.
So it says “Ultras”, “GBG” (Göteburg/Gothenburg), and “Wisemen” (name)
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 2 weeks ago:
Hey Peter, man. Check out channel 9.
- Comment on If only I had enough for the superior siege engine 3 weeks ago:
The trebuchet was inside you all along
- Comment on Petrol companies hate this one simple trick 3 weeks ago:
Because M. C. Escher that’s why.
- Comment on Petrol companies hate this one simple trick 3 weeks ago:
I roll my odometer back. Haven’t needed an oil change in years.
- Comment on What are y'all's opinions on the Fitbit Air? 3 weeks ago:
I think the whole fitness tech world is a great example of what’s wrong with capitalism. A lot of this stuff is genuinely really helpful and can extend lives, but you can only use it if you’re willing to let them sell incredibly detailed and personal data to whoever that want.
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 3 weeks ago:
In that case I’ll say fuck fascists perchance they might fuck off.
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 3 weeks ago:
Maybe I can get picked up in the wild.
Fuck fascists!
- Comment on Lives in my head rent free 4 weeks ago:
Give me one last platinum plaque and fuck rap, you can have it back
- Comment on Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol 5 weeks ago:
Although the movie was titled “Troll 2” to capitalize on the minor success of Troll (1986), it has no connection to the plot or production of the earlier film.
TIL
- Comment on what would happen if a facehugger latched onto a graboid? 1 month ago:
That’s actually where mosquitoes come from.
- Comment on Didgeridoo playing as alternative treatment for obstructive sleep apnoea syndrome: randomised controlled trial 2 months ago:
Of course the strong negative correlation between sleep apnea and didgeridoo players is household knowledge, but before the study I think most of us assumed that was because most didgeridoo players are upside down.
- Comment on Just ate this entire tub of great value yogurt and currently preparing to die tonight 2 months ago:
- Comment on Need something salty after that sweet bite. 2 months ago:
At first I thought the idea of a skeleton eating chips was ridiculous, but then I noticed the intestines, so it all checks out.
- Comment on Why cables have that strange cylindrical thing? 2 months ago:
They digest their prey very slowly.
- Comment on Perfect crime 2 months ago:
On the next Mythbusters
- Comment on Spicy 2 months ago:
cranking a wad of these up your cooter
This guy tampons
- Comment on Dammit! Missed it! 3 months ago:
Time to start used car shopping.
Filter: 80000 > Mileage < 80084
- Comment on Ew why are you like that 3 months ago:
And a steering wheel that doesn’t fly out the window while I’m driving
- Comment on Some people call me the Space Cowboy... Some people call me MAAUUUU-RIIICEEE 3 months ago:
What a gangster of love
- Comment on Breaking into jail is the perfect crime 3 months ago:
If you watch Ocean’s Eleven in reverse it’s about an elaborate plot to donate money to a casino while Brad Pitt pulls food out of his mouth.
- Comment on Potata Salad 3 months ago:
Preppers hate this one trick
- Comment on Potata Salad 3 months ago:
We eat with our eyes too.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
A: This time it’s different
B: You said that last time
A: Right, last time I said this time. But that was last time. This time is this time.
