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- Comment on Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a plant and insect? 6 hours ago:
AFAIK there’s not a story to it. It’s just using pollination as a metaphor; and now that I think about it, the flower isn’t even mentioned. Typical.
- Comment on The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree. 1 day ago:
- Comment on One stop shop 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
People could lay vertically in there hiding pods stacked on each other and we could put wheels on the bottom like those big baking sheet racks in commercial kitchens. But then we would need someone to push them…cue the bats.
- Comment on Hairy heart 1 week ago:
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 2 weeks ago:
What a time to be alive.
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 2 weeks ago:
Cat 6 of 9 tails
- Comment on Western Imperialism 2 weeks ago:
Otherwise it’s a “sparking invasion”.
- Comment on he just like me fr 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Zen master Waffles
- Comment on It's worth a shot. 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure someone did that in the 80s.
- Comment on Behind the scenes 4 weeks ago:
Lazy guy is just watching TV under there.
- Comment on Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠 5 weeks ago:
They like hierarchy because it means there are people below them in that hierarchy.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 1 month ago:
Yep. Looks like College Station, Texas.
- Comment on Interesting 2 months ago:
That cat is not happy about being put there for the photo shoot.
- Comment on Absolute unit 2 months ago:
No shit, I saw this on TV a few days ago.
- Comment on You mean it's not? 2 months ago:
I thought Lucinda Console was a singer
- Comment on Space was invented by rocket makers to sell more rockets 2 months ago:
A hundred years ago the atmosphere was filled with walkable neighborhoods with good transit.
- Comment on Why would they ever ask me for advice 2 months ago:
Mixing up Pennywise versions. True madness.
- Comment on Can America's patriotism be rebuilt? 2 months ago:
As jaded and sad as I am about how bad things are, it is at least shedding some light on problems we have had for a lot longer. Trump didn’t invent all of this, he just magnified it and drew attention to it. It is definitely possible that within my lifetime there comes a point where we start to change course. It will take generations to unwind and build something new and better, but I would be patriotic about moving in the right direction, even while we still have a long way to go.
- Comment on Study Featuring AI-Generated Giant Rat Penis Retracted, Journal Apologizes 2 months ago:
Great album
- Comment on I am definitely a bird me personally 2 months ago:
- Comment on How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering? 2 months ago:
All you have to do is have your lawyer call you a “pillar of the community”.
- Comment on Really makes u think 2 months ago:
And as everyone knows, that’s an anagram of “Ari”. As in [Ari Lehman] (www.firstjason.com), the first Jason Voorhees. It all makes sense now!
- Comment on Is there an endgame to Trump he is trying to obtain? Or is he making it up along the way at the cost of Americans? 2 months ago:
Personally, the latter. Some people in his administration, very much the former.
- Comment on Absolutely no reason 2 months ago:
- Comment on Lost n found 2 months ago:
As a zoologist, that is clearly from a snuffleupagus.
- Comment on Diced Giant Steak 2 months ago:
- Comment on Sir, they are attacking the whotilla 3 months ago:
Veterans of Foreign Whars
- Comment on If Browser and Wario are Mario's mortal ennemies, why did he invited them for a kart race? 3 months ago:
By the laws of 80s movies it was the only way to save the rec center.