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- Comment on If only I had enough for the superior siege engine 4 days ago:
The trebuchet was inside you all along
- Comment on Petrol companies hate this one simple trick 4 days ago:
Because M. C. Escher that’s why.
- Comment on Petrol companies hate this one simple trick 4 days ago:
I roll my odometer back. Haven’t needed an oil change in years.
- Comment on What are y'all's opinions on the Fitbit Air? 4 days ago:
I think the whole fitness tech world is a great example of what’s wrong with capitalism. A lot of this stuff is genuinely really helpful and can extend lives, but you can only use it if you’re willing to let them sell incredibly detailed and personal data to whoever that want.
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 5 days ago:
In that case I’ll say fuck fascists perchance they might fuck off.
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 5 days ago:
Maybe I can get picked up in the wild.
Fuck fascists!
- Comment on Lives in my head rent free 1 week ago:
Give me one last platinum plaque and fuck rap, you can have it back
- Comment on Has there ever been a game whose name was intentionally suffixed with "2" despite no original game? lol 2 weeks ago:
Although the movie was titled “Troll 2” to capitalize on the minor success of Troll (1986), it has no connection to the plot or production of the earlier film.
TIL
- Comment on what would happen if a facehugger latched onto a graboid? 3 weeks ago:
That’s actually where mosquitoes come from.
- Comment on Didgeridoo playing as alternative treatment for obstructive sleep apnoea syndrome: randomised controlled trial 2 months ago:
Of course the strong negative correlation between sleep apnea and didgeridoo players is household knowledge, but before the study I think most of us assumed that was because most didgeridoo players are upside down.
- Comment on Just ate this entire tub of great value yogurt and currently preparing to die tonight 2 months ago:
- Comment on Need something salty after that sweet bite. 2 months ago:
At first I thought the idea of a skeleton eating chips was ridiculous, but then I noticed the intestines, so it all checks out.
- Comment on Why cables have that strange cylindrical thing? 2 months ago:
They digest their prey very slowly.
- Comment on Perfect crime 2 months ago:
On the next Mythbusters
- Comment on Spicy 2 months ago:
cranking a wad of these up your cooter
This guy tampons
- Comment on Dammit! Missed it! 2 months ago:
Time to start used car shopping.
Filter: 80000 > Mileage < 80084
- Comment on Ew why are you like that 2 months ago:
And a steering wheel that doesn’t fly out the window while I’m driving
- Comment on Some people call me the Space Cowboy... Some people call me MAAUUUU-RIIICEEE 2 months ago:
What a gangster of love
- Comment on Breaking into jail is the perfect crime 2 months ago:
If you watch Ocean’s Eleven in reverse it’s about an elaborate plot to donate money to a casino while Brad Pitt pulls food out of his mouth.
- Comment on Potata Salad 3 months ago:
Preppers hate this one trick
- Comment on Potata Salad 3 months ago:
We eat with our eyes too.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
A: This time it’s different
B: You said that last time
A: Right, last time I said this time. But that was last time. This time is this time.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
- Comment on ba dum tss 3 months ago:
I assume the other 4 toes will be Mac, Charlie, Dennis, and a bird
- Comment on 9 miles over the speed limit 3 months ago:
Zombie Ray Liotta
- Comment on Why did Trisha Paytas make a video calling out Keemstar when her own husband is a rapist, and she herself has defended actual predators? 3 months ago:
I have never heard of these people before right now, but based on your description it sounds like your question is why would a YouTuber say something hypocritical?
Mostly because:
- Literally everyone is hypocritical sometimes
- YouTube incentivises sensationalism
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Bad Zoot
- Comment on See you on the Dark Side of the Moon 3 months ago:
The weird part was that fixing the toilet perfectly synced up with The Wizard of Oz
- Comment on Times sure have changed 3 months ago:
Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 3 months ago:
Agreed
