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- Comment on Didgeridoo playing as alternative treatment for obstructive sleep apnoea syndrome: randomised controlled trial 5 days ago:
Of course the strong negative correlation between sleep apnea and didgeridoo players is household knowledge, but before the study I think most of us assumed that was because most didgeridoo players are upside down.
- Comment on Just ate this entire tub of great value yogurt and currently preparing to die tonight 1 week ago:
- Comment on Need something salty after that sweet bite. 1 week ago:
At first I thought the idea of a skeleton eating chips was ridiculous, but then I noticed the intestines, so it all checks out.
- Comment on Why cables have that strange cylindrical thing? 1 week ago:
They digest their prey very slowly.
- Comment on Perfect crime 1 week ago:
On the next Mythbusters
- Comment on Spicy 2 weeks ago:
cranking a wad of these up your cooter
This guy tampons
- Comment on Dammit! Missed it! 2 weeks ago:
Time to start used car shopping.
Filter: 80000 > Mileage < 80084
- Comment on Ew why are you like that 2 weeks ago:
And a steering wheel that doesn’t fly out the window while I’m driving
- Comment on Some people call me the Space Cowboy... Some people call me MAAUUUU-RIIICEEE 3 weeks ago:
What a gangster of love
- Comment on Breaking into jail is the perfect crime 5 weeks ago:
If you watch Ocean’s Eleven in reverse it’s about an elaborate plot to donate money to a casino while Brad Pitt pulls food out of his mouth.
- Comment on Potata Salad 5 weeks ago:
Preppers hate this one trick
- Comment on Potata Salad 5 weeks ago:
We eat with our eyes too.
- Comment on The tide is beginning to turn I can feel it 5 weeks ago:
A: This time it’s different
B: You said that last time
A: Right, last time I said this time. But that was last time. This time is this time.
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- Comment on ba dum tss 1 month ago:
I assume the other 4 toes will be Mac, Charlie, Dennis, and a bird
- Comment on 9 miles over the speed limit 1 month ago:
Zombie Ray Liotta
- Comment on Why did Trisha Paytas make a video calling out Keemstar when her own husband is a rapist, and she herself has defended actual predators? 1 month ago:
I have never heard of these people before right now, but based on your description it sounds like your question is why would a YouTuber say something hypocritical?
Mostly because:
- Literally everyone is hypocritical sometimes
- YouTube incentivises sensationalism
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Bad Zoot
- Comment on See you on the Dark Side of the Moon 1 month ago:
The weird part was that fixing the toilet perfectly synced up with The Wizard of Oz
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 month ago:
Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 1 month ago:
Agreed
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 1 month ago:
- Comment on I didn't know Domino's sold hot dogs... 1 month ago:
- Comment on Are defense attorneys ‘good people’? 1 month ago:
The question presumes that providing defense for someone that is guilty is more of an ethical problem than prosecuting someone that is innocent.
I believe the opposite. I think even if someone is guilty they deserve a fair defense.
- Comment on Can any armchair Cornels or members of the military tell us with your experience how a full out war with Iran will be like? 1 month ago:
With you until the last paragraph, but if things drag on like this for that long and we haven’t collapsed we’ll have been balkanized into the neighboring states of Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, and Google.
- Comment on Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a plant and insect? 1 month ago:
AFAIK there’s not a story to it. It’s just using pollination as a metaphor; and now that I think about it, the flower isn’t even mentioned. Typical.
- Comment on The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree. 2 months ago:
- Comment on One stop shop 2 months ago:
- Comment on 2 months ago:
People could lay vertically in there hiding pods stacked on each other and we could put wheels on the bottom like those big baking sheet racks in commercial kitchens. But then we would need someone to push them…cue the bats.
- Comment on Hairy heart 2 months ago:
