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- Comment on Breaking into jail is the perfect crime 2 weeks ago:
If you watch Ocean’s Eleven in reverse it’s about an elaborate plot to donate money to a casino while Brad Pitt pulls food out of his mouth.
- Comment on Potata Salad 2 weeks ago:
Preppers hate this one trick
- Comment on Potata Salad 2 weeks ago:
We eat with our eyes too.
- Comment on The tide is beginning to turn I can feel it 3 weeks ago:
A: This time it’s different
B: You said that last time
A: Right, last time I said this time. But that was last time. This time is this time.
- Comment on 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on ba dum tss 3 weeks ago:
I assume the other 4 toes will be Mac, Charlie, Dennis, and a bird
- Comment on 9 miles over the speed limit 3 weeks ago:
Zombie Ray Liotta
- Comment on Why did Trisha Paytas make a video calling out Keemstar when her own husband is a rapist, and she herself has defended actual predators? 4 weeks ago:
I have never heard of these people before right now, but based on your description it sounds like your question is why would a YouTuber say something hypocritical?
Mostly because:
- Literally everyone is hypocritical sometimes
- YouTube incentivises sensationalism
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Bad Zoot
- Comment on See you on the Dark Side of the Moon 4 weeks ago:
The weird part was that fixing the toilet perfectly synced up with The Wizard of Oz
- Comment on Times sure have changed 5 weeks ago:
Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 5 weeks ago:
Agreed
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on I didn't know Domino's sold hot dogs... 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Are defense attorneys ‘good people’? 5 weeks ago:
The question presumes that providing defense for someone that is guilty is more of an ethical problem than prosecuting someone that is innocent.
I believe the opposite. I think even if someone is guilty they deserve a fair defense.
- Comment on Can any armchair Cornels or members of the military tell us with your experience how a full out war with Iran will be like? 5 weeks ago:
With you until the last paragraph, but if things drag on like this for that long and we haven’t collapsed we’ll have been balkanized into the neighboring states of Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, and Google.
- Comment on Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a plant and insect? 1 month ago:
AFAIK there’s not a story to it. It’s just using pollination as a metaphor; and now that I think about it, the flower isn’t even mentioned. Typical.
- Comment on The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree. 1 month ago:
- Comment on One stop shop 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
People could lay vertically in there hiding pods stacked on each other and we could put wheels on the bottom like those big baking sheet racks in commercial kitchens. But then we would need someone to push them…cue the bats.
- Comment on Hairy heart 1 month ago:
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 1 month ago:
What a time to be alive.
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 1 month ago:
Cat 6 of 9 tails
- Comment on Western Imperialism 1 month ago:
Otherwise it’s a “sparking invasion”.
- Comment on he just like me fr 2 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Zen master Waffles
- Comment on It's worth a shot. 2 months ago:
Pretty sure someone did that in the 80s.
- Comment on Behind the scenes 2 months ago:
Lazy guy is just watching TV under there.
- Comment on Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠 2 months ago:
They like hierarchy because it means there are people below them in that hierarchy.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 months ago:
Yep. Looks like College Station, Texas.
