Perfect crime

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We, uh…we all just going to ignore the fact that he already has a supply of this guys urine?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    No but he is storing volumes of that fellow’s urine properly, and labeling and dating all containers, which get promptly frozen

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He’s the guy’s urologist.

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  • PixellatedDave@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That really is taking the piss!

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He’s actually the tech at the urinalysis lab, and this guy made an ill-advised gross joke when handing his sample over last time.

    It just goes to show, you know?

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I mean I’m not going to question him. He has a pee bullet.

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• CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Damn not the pisstol!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  JOHNNY DOLLAR IN…URINE FOR A SURPRISE!

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Loved him in the toilet westerns. A Fist Full of Piss; For a Few Pees More; The Good, the Bad, and the Pissed.

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• human@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  On the next Mythbusters

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  • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That actually did this one lol.

    Not urine, but ice, as depicted in… Some spy movie I think?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      IIRC they busted it because the heat and pressure from the gunpowder just blew the ice bullet apart upon firing and I do not recall them doing the thing where they just made it work. I think it could have worked if they used compressed air instead of the normal way a bullet is fired. It at least wouldn’t have the heat so maybe.

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Do we know who the artist is?

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    RobertHack it seems, but idk for sure I barely looked into it: www.instagram.com/p/DXQRH5njgA7/

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ok these are awesome. I’m probably gonna buy this dude’s book.

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    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Thanks!

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Should have used that man’s frozen cum.

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  • anzo@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Passional crimes are back!

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Self mastur-headshot-bated to death was the official cause on the death certificate, but our furry detectives suspect the pearl necklace isn’t what it seems …

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• Cellari@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I want this kind of a villain. Not because it’s smart, but because it is petty.

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• Chezus9247@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s exactly how I wanna die.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The ol’ pee gun move. Nice.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  All I see when looking at the gunman is Danny DeVito.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Aaaand now I’m re-reading it in his voice

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “So, anyway, I started pissin’”

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The Penguin?

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  • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Im seeing Kevin from the office

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I remember some old movie where the murder weapon was a bullet made of ice. First of all, that shit would melt in seconds. You’d have to load it right next to the freezer and then shoot them right there. Was the casing also made of ice? And like what exactly was this trying to hide? Some bullets won’t create an exit wound so what the difference whether they find the bullet or not? Obviously there’s an entry wound.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    MythBusters did it (twice!). The bullet melts before even leaving the barrel.

    They never tried an ice crossbow bolt though. I have a feeling that would work.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Hmm we have to try with something else, like a pudding bullet

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  • CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ballistic investigators can use the scratches on bullets to match them to a gun barrel. No bullet, no ballistic evidence.

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    • python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Just tie a string to the bullet and pull it back out after shooting someone with it, duh

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Gun barrels are mass produced and are all the same… That “science” is a lot like lie detectors, mostly bunk.

      nist.gov/…/how-good-match-it-putting-statistics-f…

      “But bullets and cartridge cases that are fired from different guns might have similar markings, especially if the guns were consecutively manufactured. This raises the possibility of a false positive match, which can have serious consequences for the accused.”

      That’s double speak for “we manufacture the evidence to fit.”

      Do they ever fire from a control group? Show me the “striations” on a dozen guns of the same age and use.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Technically you could get much colder ice if needed but it would be serious effort and I’m not sure what the gain is. It would bewilder the investigators if there’s no exit wound AND no bullet I guess.

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• TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Checkmate Criminologists

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