Damn not the pisstol!
Perfect crime
Submitted 2 months ago by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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CelloMike@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JOHNNY DOLLAR IN…URINE FOR A SURPRISE!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Loved him in the toilet westerns. A Fist Full of Piss; For a Few Pees More; The Good, the Bad, and the Pissed.
human@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
On the next Mythbusters
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That actually did this one lol.
Not urine, but ice, as depicted in… Some spy movie I think?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
IIRC they busted it because the heat and pressure from the gunpowder just blew the ice bullet apart upon firing and I do not recall them doing the thing where they just made it work. I think it could have worked if they used compressed air instead of the normal way a bullet is fired. It at least wouldn’t have the heat so maybe.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Do we know who the artist is?
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
RobertHack it seems, but idk for sure I barely looked into it: www.instagram.com/p/DXQRH5njgA7/
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Ok these are awesome. I’m probably gonna buy this dude’s book.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Thanks!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Should have used that man’s frozen cum.
anzo@programming.dev 2 months ago
Passional crimes are back!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Self mastur-headshot-bated to death was the official cause on the death certificate, but our furry detectives suspect the pearl necklace isn’t what it seems …
Cellari@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want this kind of a villain. Not because it’s smart, but because it is petty.
Chezus9247@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s exactly how I wanna die.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The ol’ pee gun move. Nice.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 months ago
All I see when looking at the gunman is Danny DeVito.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Aaaand now I’m re-reading it in his voice
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“So, anyway, I started pissin’”
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The Penguin?
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Im seeing Kevin from the office
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I remember some old movie where the murder weapon was a bullet made of ice. First of all, that shit would melt in seconds. You’d have to load it right next to the freezer and then shoot them right there. Was the casing also made of ice? And like what exactly was this trying to hide? Some bullets won’t create an exit wound so what the difference whether they find the bullet or not? Obviously there’s an entry wound.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
MythBusters did it (twice!). The bullet melts before even leaving the barrel.
They never tried an ice crossbow bolt though. I have a feeling that would work.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Hmm we have to try with something else, like a pudding bullet
CelloMike@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ballistic investigators can use the scratches on bullets to match them to a gun barrel. No bullet, no ballistic evidence.
python@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just tie a string to the bullet and pull it back out after shooting someone with it, duh
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Gun barrels are mass produced and are all the same… That “science” is a lot like lie detectors, mostly bunk.
nist.gov/…/how-good-match-it-putting-statistics-f…
“But bullets and cartridge cases that are fired from different guns might have similar markings, especially if the guns were consecutively manufactured. This raises the possibility of a false positive match, which can have serious consequences for the accused.”
That’s double speak for “we manufacture the evidence to fit.”
Do they ever fire from a control group? Show me the “striations” on a dozen guns of the same age and use.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Technically you could get much colder ice if needed but it would be serious effort and I’m not sure what the gain is. It would bewilder the investigators if there’s no exit wound AND no bullet I guess.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Checkmate Criminologists
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We, uh…we all just going to ignore the fact that he already has a supply of this guys urine?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
No but he is storing volumes of that fellow’s urine properly, and labeling and dating all containers, which get promptly frozen
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
He’s the guy’s urologist.
PixellatedDave@feddit.uk 2 months ago
That really is taking the piss!
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s actually the tech at the urinalysis lab, and this guy made an ill-advised gross joke when handing his sample over last time.
It just goes to show, you know?
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I mean I’m not going to question him. He has a pee bullet.