backalleycoyote
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- Comment on Teachers deserve more money. 6 days ago:
Eh, I’ve hit a few that were weak enough I wasn’t sure what they were. A bottle filled with someone’s chew spit- instant realization. A wounded soldier that was actually piss? Not until it hit the back of my throat and the cigarette butt at the bottom hit my lips.
- Comment on Some of you are too young to know what this is 6 days ago:
The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing are a steampunkish punk band that actually put out a release on wax cylinder in 2010. It was one of the first new ones in decades and if I remember correctly it was quite the effort to get someone with a functional antique machine to put it back to production.
- Comment on Be a problem that Billionaires can't solve 6 days ago:
You’re in luck! Orca, 1977. Jaws-craze era flick that opens with them harpooning a female orca who miscarries while they drag her out of the water and her mate watches both die; he goes on a rampage.
- Comment on Banning from social media 2 weeks ago:
It’s true. For the first 18yrs of my life I never encountered another kid, just whacked it and played Sabbath records backwards to summon the devil. As soon as I turned 18 I was ready to join the greater community of godless dopesmokers, D&D players, and pornography connoisseurs.
- Comment on How is Alexander the Great so great he gets that name, but not so great that just “Alexander”doesn’t disambiguate him? 2 weeks ago:
Names only stick if history validates you. Plenty of other rulers ended up getting remembered through the lens of discontent, bad press by who came later, and sometimes mistranslation. Ivan IV Grozny was a ruthless dude, but “Grozny” meant awe-provoking or imposing, whereas in English “Terrible” tends to imply evil. Æthelred II Unræd meant “good counsel”, but as that word fell out of use in English he got stuck with “Unready” because it just happens to be similar in form but not meaning.
Donnie probably wishes he’ll be remembered as something special, but informally Diaper Don will outlive him and I don’t foresee history being gentle with its performance review.
- Comment on dont do it 2 weeks ago:
Mantrap: “Fool, no man can escape me!”
Eowyn: pulls off her helmet
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Guys have told me these incidents were mortifying to them as teenagers.
Unintentional boners are the bane of being a teenage boy. There was one dude who did this elaborate “will you go to prom with me” in the middle of the lunch room and when she said “yes” he got a little too excited. We laughed but it’s more sympathetic laughter because it happens to everyone.
- Comment on How did Socrates die 2 weeks ago:
All we are… is dust in the wind, dude.
- Comment on Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar??? 2 weeks ago:
Works best if it’s next door to a Spirit Halloween shop. The cults of bad religion and consumer spook night are the last decomposers to show up on the carcass of a dead suburban intersection.
- Comment on Update announcement for the gamers 🚨 2 weeks ago:
You get a copy of the coveted 1977 Topps Star Wars #207
- Comment on AI for good 2 weeks ago:
Did you forget she was Naboo royalty?
- Comment on Not deviled eggs, but still satanic 2 weeks ago:
Could be a message from Humpty Dumpty.
- Comment on Innovation 2 weeks ago:
It’s just goth aesthetics for nerds. And somehow doing it with a smart watch makes black metal gauntlets look less silly.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
Don’t be obtuse prole. Of course there’s victims and victimizers. In this case two victimizers have joined forces for one cause, but they aren’t doing it for the sake of one another nor are they going to split the land once they take it. American Christians and Israeli Zionists will burn their “allies” once the bloodwork as done and turn on each other with the zeal and righteousness they currently show for Gaza.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
It’s how Jesus recharges his power in between his solar cycle holidays.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
The message is that personal hate and greed with your enemies is convenient so long as you have a third party to unleash your ire on. Both sides have an undercurrent of this genocide and imperialism as a holy war, both sides use one another, but the IDF has no more love for American Christians than Christian Americans have for Jews. United only in hate and the idea that their version of god justifies it.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think the IDF or the Christian nationalists put much stock in their actual “faith” or doctrine beyond the self-righteous justification that some form of god is on their side, all while knowing it’s capital and guns that win wars and enable genocide. The American Zionists can ignore the slaughter if they choose, don’t lose their own if someone shoots back, and above all their tax dollars are funding a holy war instead of social programs for their undesirable neighbors. Israeli Zionists get unlimited ammo and a bodyguard that, while in decline, remains enough of a threat that the rest of the world won’t cross them to take action against Israel. The IDF could burn a village of Israeli Christians on a pyre of US flags and their American supporters would write it off as “not our denomination”.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
IDF soldier smashing Christian icons, presumably while getting funded and supplied by Christian nationalists across the pond.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
Cannibal Corpse is missing out if they don’t do a limited edition repress of Hammer Smashed Face.
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- Comment on ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ at the Cannes and Venice Film Festivals. There was a standing ovation. 3 weeks ago:
That’ll clear up with a little ivermectin and a toilet rail.
- Comment on Is it weird that I’m a tattoo artist but I still get nervous before my own sessions? 3 weeks ago:
I’m a dog trainer and work at a boarding facility. I know my dogs love to go there, don’t have separation anxiety, and that my coworkers adore them. On the rare occasion I have to leave them for a night or two I still get stressed despite knowing they’re going to be just fine. And they don’t even get kenneled, they’re spoiled brats who get to sleep in the office!
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 3 weeks ago:
The modern dog food industry in the US was built on the rapid collapse of horses as a necessity when the assembly line made automobiles attainable. Once again, our best friend comes in to save the day!
- Comment on pegging order 3 weeks ago:
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
- Comment on I can't drive 55 3 weeks ago:
Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something’s odd… Feel like I’m God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-MOTHERFUCKER!!!
- Comment on I can't drive 55 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Humans have worshipped it from dawn of time! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Boom 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on My Country music collection 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Open Carry Loophole 3 weeks ago:
I do find the mental image of a panicked boogaloo begging his holster dog to recall as it chases squirrels. One less bigot, plus you go home with a free dog and gun!
