False. Superman has night vision and Batman is a well-known twink.
Super-threesome
Submitted 1 month ago by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Like that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with “poor invisible man”.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
So the Snyder version of Superman is flying along one day, and see sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. And he thinks,
“Ah, what the hell… What Diana doesn’t know can’t hurt her.”
So he flies down at super speed, and in the blink of an eye, has himself a little fuck and flies away.
Back at normal speed, Wonder Woman looks around in confusion and asks,
“Baby, are you okay?”
“I… I don’t know…”
, replies the Invisible Man.
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“What was that?”
“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Joke has been around longer than the snyder version, but the better punch line is "then the invisible man grabs his ass and yells " what the fuck was that!? " "
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The aristocrats
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jve@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nailed it.
muzzle@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Supermen has super vision, he did it on purpose.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
His eyes were closed, so he could enjoy the feeling of the dark.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 month ago
butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
What are Facebook posts doing here?
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 SENDING THIS TO MY GRANDSON HE LOVES SUPER HERO MOVIES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My grandson makes six figures and lives in Central Park
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“It was dark”
That is Batman desperately trying to give them both an out. But he’s Superman. He has more vision-based super powers than I care to list here. “It was dark,” pfft. He could see just fine. And Batman knows it. Now he needs to learn to cope with the implications of a rapey Superman.
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Superman embodies truth justice and the American way. Which here means getting ass fucked by a billionaire.
But jokes aside… As a raging bisexual, I feel being destroyed by Superman /wonderwoman and or Batman would definitely be a panacea.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 month ago
Canonically John Constantine is bisexual.
There’s even a DCU animation where John walks into a bar with Zantara and sees Harley talking to King Shark.
“Oh, great! Just the perfect time to run into one of my exes.”
“You dated Harley Quinn??”
“I’m not that bloody crazy!”
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
> One of the few openly bisexual characters in the whole ass multiverse
> Goes to hell multiple times, condemned to suffer for eternity
What did DC mean by this
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Considering what they say about the olympic village sex fests, I assume the justice league is, shall we say, more than just super friends 😂
coolie4@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Think you got it mixed up. Superman was not the one on the receiving end.
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh I absolutely understand the implication above.
I was just talking more holistically.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well that’s on Bruce, because there’s no “wrong ass” in a threesome. If he wanted a two-on-one, he needed to specify that.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that got dark fast
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 1 month ago
I self censorship and I downvote.
plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Heteronormativity? On MY lemmy?
mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Herogasm
Klear@piefed.world 1 month ago
A$$? Really? Did a child write this?
TaterTot@piefed.social 1 month ago
It’s Justice League, it has to be kid friendly.
PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s wrong with Adollardollar?
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nothing, as long as you wipe well
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Entirely possible that a teenager or even a disturbed child wrote this. I think the concept of censoring words in silly ways is just funny to current batch of young adults. See: “ahh” (ass), “dih” (dick), “gyatt” (ass)…
It’s like ironic adherence to censorship rules. Oh and although this font is from an instagram story, they’re probably used to making tiktok posts, where you actually do have to censor every such word.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I have used “#@%!!” Before like some comics do while playing a moba.
I want to express some frustration but also signal to not take it too seriously. Its just a game, i am not actually mad. If a game makes you mad you should stop playing.
Kids might also be playing the same game and while i am not afraid to “hurt” them with swears i do thing it helps create a more friendly atmosphere not to start “flaming” every time things don’t go as hoped.
I also thinks its just way more funny and there is some creativity in making the different symbols look good as a set.
But it does entice people to act surprised and ask “if i am too young to swear” or something. Do they prefer if i was actually mad and cursing? Do they think some actual mad child is going out their way to censor themselves in the heat of moment?
Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You do not have to censor profanity on tiktok. At most, it will prevent your video from getting promoted, but even for this the evidence is shaky at best, but it certainly will not ding your account in any way nor will stifled the video from any of your friends or followers.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
“have to” to drive engagement
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
How exactly?
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
Probably american. So same thing
jason@discuss.online 1 month ago
It’s engagement bait, and it obviously works.
Klear@piefed.world 1 month ago
Not sure if my comment here offsets the downvote that came with it.