DagwoodIII
@DagwoodIII@piefed.social
- Comment on Super-threesome 7 hours ago:
Canonically John Constantine is bisexual.
There’s even a DCU animation where John walks into a bar with Zantara and sees Harley talking to King Shark.
“Oh, great! Just the perfect time to run into one of my exes.”
“You dated Harley Quinn??”
“I’m not that bloody crazy!”
- Comment on In the world of sports, politics, conversations, and argument, and much more. Which is the better stance to have? Offensive or Defensive? What is the overall no matter what it is O or D? 1 day ago:
Actually knowing facts
- Comment on Pizza 🌟 1 day ago:
There was a Chad/Virgin meme about Mexican restaurants.
An expensive Mexican restaurant has 20 kinds of expensive tequila and charges $50.00 for three tacos.
An authentic place has two kinds of beer and you can’t finish $50.00 worth of food by yourself.
- Comment on Weird 1 day ago:
As a I went from kindergarten to high school I saw adults around me aging.
To me, it looked as if they were gracefully descending a long staircase with dignity and elegance.
I had the staircase part right, but sometimes you’re falling down the steps. Four of five flights at a time.
- Comment on Pizza 🌟 1 day ago:
Oxtails have entered the chat.
- Comment on How come people don't compliment other people on great word usage? If someone use the word lets say ecclesiastical or something like that they do not get complimented it shows they respect English. 4 days ago:
Doc Savage’s pulp adventures inspired Superman, Indiana Jones, and Batman. One of his assistants was Johnny, who loved using polysyllables. “I’ll be superamalgamated!” was his favorite exclamation.
Cartoon legend Jack Kirby created The Newsboy Legion. One of the members was ‘Big Words,’ who tried to live up to his name.
Fats Waller was a singer/song writer. In his comic, “You’re Feets Too Big” he explained that ‘your pedal extremities are too obnoxious.’
These days, any scientific explanation in fiction is apt to be followed by “slower and in English.”
- Comment on ‘Believe All Women’ Is a Right-Wing Trap 5 days ago:
Pffft.
The Right will tell you that talking about slavery is racist because it puts all White people in a bad light.
- Comment on If you've had a bad day 5 days ago:
Woooosh!
- Comment on If you've had a bad day 5 days ago:
When you ‘extrapolate’ you extra a pole, late!
- Comment on It's like salting a slug 5 days ago:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697785
Season 5, Episode 12.
The Stall.
George develops a man crush on Elaine’s boyfreind
- Comment on If you've had a bad day 5 days ago:
“Probably”?
What exactly is your reasoning here?
- Comment on If you've had a bad day 5 days ago:
They sleep on separate floors.
- Comment on How would Asian countries treat American passport holders in the event of a collapse? 5 days ago:
Fine. Nuclear powers England and France were on board.
- Comment on How would Asian countries treat American passport holders in the event of a collapse? 6 days ago:
Be realistic.
If the USA goes down, it’s not going to be a soft landing.
The USSR was a smooth transition, and there was massive genocide in the wake of the fall. Ukraine gave up its weapons when the EU and USA promised them help.
Think places like North Dakota are going to peacefully surrender their nukes?
- Comment on In Theory if celebs remember all their training for different films. Then would it be to say if you picked a fight with Keanu could he wipe the floor with you since he is both Neo and John Wick? 6 days ago:
A lot of older actors were actual combat veterans.
Lee Marvin hated doing this scene, because he knew it was completely unrealistic. The director told him that by the time the audience got to this part they’d accept anything.
- Comment on The Joker 1 week ago:
In Batman TAS episode “Almost Got Him” Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.
Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.
Joker looks at Penguin. “They used to date.”
- Comment on The Joker 1 week ago:
- Comment on The Joker 1 week ago:
It’s either ‘shilling’ or ‘selling.’
This is ‘shelling.’
You’re welcome
- Comment on The Joker 1 week ago:
Joker doesn’t chase Bats.
Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.
Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.
- Comment on Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising 1 week ago:
[off topic]
“The Man Who Sold The Moon” by Robert Heinlein. Satire of big business written long before Sputnik. Am american hustler is raising money for a Lunar rocket. One of his pitches is that if the Soviets get there first they plan on putting a big hammer and sickle across the face of the moon.
Fun read.
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 2 weeks ago:
Old foreman joke.
“Okay, we need you to dig a hole 10 meters by 7 meters by 9 meters deep. Here’s a spoon to dig with.”
“Why don’t we wait until tomorrow? The backhoe will be free by then.”
“Nope. That’ll put us behind schedule.”
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 2 weeks ago:
A pool toy, of course.
Maybe you have a sick and twisted imagination that can come up with a sordid and nefarious use for a child-like inflatable doll.
Luckily, I am too pure for such disgusting and vile thoughts.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Abe was a champion wrestler and had a great job as a railroad lawyer.
What he wanted, he got.
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 2 weeks ago:
First, you’d have to buy/build the dolls; then get clothes for them; then get helium; then find a way to deploy a few hundred at the same time…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Four score and seven years ago, m’lady…
To be, or not to be…m’lady
Once upon a midnight dreary, m’lady…
Seems legit…
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 2 weeks ago:
And I’m sure that the little girl with pig tails is a pool toy and nothing more.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Like the old TV show “Remington Steele.”
Female private eye creates a fictional male boss so people will take her agency seriously. Pre-Bond Pierce Brosnan played the stooge.
- Comment on What belongs to who when it comes to wealthy families? 2 weeks ago:
Look up ‘trust funds.’
Often, the grandparents will set up independent sources of income for the grandkids.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
[off topic?]
I live in New York. The story is that a young English woman comes to New York on vacation. Meets people and has a great time. when it’s time for her to leave someone suggests she look for a job. In those days if you had a job you could get a green card pretty easily. She goes to a job agency and gets offers right away.
She gets a job at a prestigious firm. The bosses tell her it’s because her English accent is really classy and improves their image.
The joke is that at home people would know that her accent is not posh at all, but to New Yorkers she sounds like Lady Diana
- Comment on Is chess the most frustrating game to lose in? 3 weeks ago:
I don’t even play.
I just set up problems.
