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He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He stole a van, she stole a car
They wouldn’t get far
Who says romance is dead?
Submitted 5 days ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 days ago
He drove to fast, she did as well
Now they’re both rotting in a cell
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene,
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
But soft, what grill through yonder windshield breaks?
It is a car, and Juliet’s at the wheel.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Man, I wouldn’t want to the insurance agent on this one…
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
throw in some christmasy story and youll have Hallmark callin hehe
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
So in this movie she’s a successful big city criminal but she’s getting disillusioned with that and wants to move back home to a picturesque podunk town to be a small town criminal, maybe burgle a cute little antique shop in the town square, enter our eligible bachelor, the handsome, charismatic and eligible town axe murderer?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
He wears flannel shirts and, unbeknownst to him, is a prince. It turns out that he was the mysterious stranger who rescued her mom by pulling her out of the burning wreckage of a car accident. That’s important because her mom’s disproval is a major hangup until they find out that he was too humble to take credit for his heroism. Also, he didn’t want attention from law enforcement.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 days ago
You’d make more money with a christmussy story
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
oh my, thats for Hallmark Afterdark 😝
Generica@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!
No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’ve got a rule I always tell people. Never commit a misdemeanor when commiting a felony. (Doesn’t have to be a misdimeanor but the point is, if you’re driving a stolen car, don’t run a red light)
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 days ago
Someone said ‘drive it like you stole it’ should mean going just under the speed limit and signaling all turns.
teslekova@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Yeah. It’s just common sense and good judgement. Which, strangely, is somewhat lacking in the majority of criminals who get caught.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 days ago
this summer
“Are you ok?”
love is a story
“We’re you even paying attention?!!”
of two souls
“It was brand new ffs!!”
colliding on their journey
“Oh just great, how the hell do I explain this to the insurance company? Let alone my parents!”
to their destinations
“EYES ON THE ROAD OR UP HERE ASSHOLE!!”
get ready for
My summer crash
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
She looks too put together for this to be a mug shot.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That’s why I always wear a spacesuit to the office.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 days ago
[off topic]
Crooks, a Novel About Crime And Family.
A minor Mafioso sees a woman stealing out of her boss’s cash register. They end up married with a flock of kids.
Fun novel with lots of crazy twists and turns. And a disco!
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Here’s some articles about it.
chunes@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I am amazed this is actually real
1984@lemmy.today 4 days ago
What are the odds. Pretty cool.
whereitsat@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
that’s what ‘i love boosters’ should have been about. it should have been an homage to ‘you’ve got mail’ and ‘shop around the corner.’
the plot would center on two individuals who boost kias.in real life they’re rivals because they often try and target the same car, but on social media they constantly agree with each other and upvote each others posts.
they could form a union before they even realize this fact and it’s figured out when they both snoop on each others phone and check their socials.
there’s so much room in this plot for parody, satire and social commentary.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 days ago
Game recognizes game
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
She can fix me
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Oregano in 60 seconds
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
They are going to drive the “meet cute” genera until the wheels come off.
bibbasa@piefed.social 5 days ago
a match made in heaven
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 days ago
But they’re both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There’s no romance here.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What if their ambulances crash into each other?
nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 days ago
Depends. Were the ambulances stolen as well?
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 days ago
Prisoners can write letters. I don’t know if you can make a legal phone call from one jail to another, but cell phones get smuggled in all the time.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
Did they confirm both cars were actually stolen, and not just that ALPRs had fucked up and reported the played wrong?
jj4211@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Well, the guy was leading the police on a chase, so it’s probably true for that.
And she was intoxicated and they only investigated after the crash, so probably true there too.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 days ago
They make nice couple.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Isn’t this the same state that had a naked knife wielding guy get in a fight with a naked knife wielding guy?
Nope wait, that was Seattle, my bad whole different state.
FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Make sure it stars Kyle Gallner.
olejellylegs@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
“Buckle up cause I drive real fucking fast!”
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt
YexingTudou@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Thought this was a transition timeline for a split second
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 days ago
It is.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 5 days ago
starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 days ago
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton [back when they were married]
hash@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone’s barn?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Image
eurodyne@piefed.world 5 days ago
Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
I’m not sure that’s how meth works.