blimthepixie
@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on How long and how hard would it be to get a star removed on The Hollywood Walk of Fame? Asking for a friend. 6 hours ago:
A few hits with a pickaxe would be a good test
- Comment on 20 hours ago:
Is that the pedo-finder general?
- Comment on How do you cut a cucumber so that the round slices don't roll all over and off of your cutting board? 21 hours ago:
Is…is…is your chopping board level?
- Comment on 21 hours ago:
Would this actually work?
Never considered how illiterate people use cheques
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 1 day ago:
I also had this format but apparently it’s not usual. I’m guessing by your username you’re Scottish, or at least Northern
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 days ago:
I only glanced at your comment initially, and thought that you called rabbits ‘mystery snails’
- Comment on Which is it?. 4 days ago:
I eat the pubes and give the shaft to the rabbits
- Comment on How would you describe that post sneeze smell? 4 days ago:
Tonsil stones?
- Comment on A Pakistani muslim man found a woman crying and heavily intoxicated. The good samaritan offered to drive her home. She later falsely him accused of rape. 5 days ago:
It’s also been ran in the Sun and the Express and some other paper called 5 pillars according to another post by OP
I’m wondering how the hacks could handle writing a story where the brown people are actually not as bad as they constantly spin
- Comment on A Pakistani muslim man found a woman crying and heavily intoxicated. The good samaritan offered to drive her home. She later falsely him accused of rape. 5 days ago:
Linking that fascist shit hole of a rag?
- Comment on Misery for many as rain falls for 40 days in some parts of UK 5 days ago:
Was it 40 nights as well?
What do the religious nutjobs think of that??
- Comment on A Statement From The White House 5 days ago:
Or else what?
- Comment on a very tasty snack 5 days ago:
SPAM - Something Posing As Meat
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
¡Puta gorda!
Volve a tu país
I knows it’s compoface, wonder how much they got paid for this
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 6 days ago:
Me mam irons daily but she’s mental
I used to iron shirts when I worked in an office/hotel
Now I find myself hand washing items in Travelodges and drying them either on the shower rail or the tiny radiator
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 6 days ago:
They’ve just made a cuboid one nearer the house
- Comment on do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs? 1 week ago:
Have you ever had egg flavour(ed) crisps?
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 1 week ago:
About 123 Kilo
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 1 week ago:
19 stone
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
Bullet: dodged
Crabs: dodged
- Comment on spagett 1 week ago:
Think it’s just wet
It’s not a great joke anyway and somehow OP or whoever made this meme made it way worse
- Comment on Not sketchy at all 1 week ago:
I see someone else has gingerly approached it
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 2 weeks ago:
That was a wetty
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 2 weeks ago:
There’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
A chimicola
- Comment on send pics 2 weeks ago:
Is this AI?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The dude still gets pocket money??! How old is he?
Or is he mentally retarded?
The way he types it could be both
- Comment on Anon wants to talk about video games 2 weeks ago:
They might add new game mechanics?
But what could be added?
They’ve been going since 1993
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
What do you want to talk about?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ah ok, I was told growing up that April Fool’s Day is celebrated mocking the Pagans who celebrated that date as their new year
Guess not
