blimthepixie
@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on People who stand close to the beginning of the line but aren't actually standing in line. 5 hours ago:
I shout “who’s next?” and when no-one answers I reply with “don’t answer all at once” or some other hilariously witty comment
- Comment on Manager at Trump’s N.J. Golf Club Helped Plan Reflecting Pool Repairs 21 hours ago:
Just turn it into a pitch and putt
- Comment on People who stand close to the beginning of the line but aren't actually standing in line. 21 hours ago:
People have started queuing at bars like they’re at an atm as a result of COVID and it’s really fucking annoying when trying to serve.
Most decent bartenders can serve a few people at once dontchaknow
- Comment on porch of geese 2 days ago:
I thought Brazilian was a number
- Comment on nostalgia 2 days ago:
Did you guys have the Golliwog pin badges?
Mad how they only got discontinued as late as 2001
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Nice loss
- Comment on MP called up the goonsquad to terrorize his own constituent at 4AM for criticizing Israel 3 days ago:
What a melt
- Comment on 1 week ago:
A packet of wipes?
- Comment on Vote 1 week ago:
Where’s Danny McBride as Kenny Powers?
- Comment on Decathlon offering cash refund to stop festival-goers abandoning tents 1 week ago:
Even if the tents get left behind, the tatters will definitely jump on this!
How else will they afford ketamine and to go out drinking in Werburg’s?
- Comment on Women in dating apps 1 week ago:
If there were no double standards then we’d have no standards at all
- Comment on Any examples of spoonerisms insults 1 week ago:
What’s your dog called??
- Comment on Any examples of spoonerisms insults 1 week ago:
I’ve got a t-shirt from temu with that on
- Comment on Former Channel 4 News anchor Jon Snow diagnosed with Alzheimer’s 1 week ago:
You know nothing, Jon Snow
- Comment on A Minnesota man 1 week ago:
Ah fuck I missed some words
- Comment on A Minnesota man 2 weeks ago:
I’ve said to my partner several times that as soon as I lose cognitive ability just to kill me.
No one needs that burden and I’d rather her get all my savings, rather than an old people’s home
- Comment on Wear Sunscreen 2 weeks ago:
Great song to listen to if you’re feeling like shite
- Comment on They be chompin 2 weeks ago:
Beige buffet
- Comment on UK far right 'hijacking' Henry Nowak killing to spew anti-Muslim rhetoric 2 weeks ago:
Hope they never bump into this guy
- Comment on Why do some people not start dating until their 20s? 2 weeks ago:
They’re probably have weird interests?
Like canals or chavs
- Comment on Find Cow 3 weeks ago:
Plenty if you’re Scottish
- Comment on If she had lived into the Botox era. 3 weeks ago:
It was only because of the crash people realised that she had pretty bad dandruff
Her head and shoulders were found in the glovebox
- Comment on If she had lived into the Botox era. 3 weeks ago:
…as in after the crash
- Comment on If she had lived into the Botox era. 3 weeks ago:
Was this painted after the crash?
- Comment on Why do my parents judge my friends based on appearance? 3 weeks ago:
How come the AI image isn’t near a canal?
How long before you start banging on and on about chavs?
- Comment on Do young people still say words like "taped"? 4 weeks ago:
Makes sense I guess
- Comment on The house always wins 4 weeks ago:
Quantitative easing
- Comment on Do young people still say words like "taped"? 4 weeks ago:
Yes, congratulations on being the first ever person to recognise it
- Comment on Do young people still say words like "taped"? 4 weeks ago:
My van still has manual windows.
People still use hang up in the UK
- Comment on Why is AI dialogue so fucking bad? 4 weeks ago:
Ironic.
That second last sentence is just describing yourself:
- No distinct personality
- Repeat the same lines
- Dialogue is cringe lord tier
- You don’t sound like a real person
