blimthepixie
@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on [deleted] 19 hours ago:
Mebbies just shower more often?
- Comment on this is a stickup 20 hours ago:
My whole floor is made of sticks
…just very long, quite wide and relatively thick
- Comment on I’m small down there and get my fiancé off with a big dildo. Do you see any issue with this? 1 day ago:
Only if it’s called Kenneth
- Comment on better look at it 1 day ago:
Teletubbies were on to something
- Comment on What is this colour? 1 day ago:
Farrow and Ball are renowned for having bullshit pijo names for their paints, I just mixed elephants breath and mouse’s back
- Comment on it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahoma 1 day ago:
It’s that time to post about Travis again
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
Some animals shouldn’t be kept as pets
- Comment on What is this colour? 1 day ago:
Mouse’s breath
- Comment on Upstate NY creativity. 1 day ago:
Having grown up where I’ve had to have a yearly MoT test for most of my life, as well as a twice yearly ITV test because my van is 25.
What the fuck?
Do youse not have any sort of vehicle safety checks over the pond?
- Comment on That's what's up! 1 day ago:
…people who identify as pregnant women shouldn’t really drink alcohol
- Comment on Great guy 1 day ago:
Johnny Kidneyhands
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 2 days ago:
What about the Scottish comedian?
- Comment on Education is important. 2 days ago:
You can practice by playing worldle
worldle.teuteuf.fr/
- Comment on Fear not, for I am watchful. You have been chosen. 2 days ago:
Why don’t you relax for a second?
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 3 days ago:
What a delight the person who reported you must be
- Comment on Being in love is like... 3 days ago:
Jawgs
- Comment on The Warbussy 3 days ago:
What about my namesake
- Comment on Don't leave home without it 4 days ago:
Can one of the back up eggs be hard boiled?
You know, in cases of stress or trying times
- Comment on Anon wants to be fatty 4 days ago:
How was your food OP?
- Comment on Gotta commend them for the effort 4 days ago:
Double handed chopping dildo?
- Comment on Royal Mail reveals the most wanted Christmas toys in letters to Santa 6 days ago:
I never even considered that letters posted to Santa actually got read
- Comment on hl shirt 6 days ago:
I think they were having a sneaky kiss and got disturbed
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 6 days ago:
Ah yeah that’s good! Is that off one of the resident evils?
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 1 week ago:
…one of the better ones
- Comment on hl shirt 1 week ago:
Here’s Elon wearing an Aphex Twin shirt
- Comment on American exceptionalism 1 week ago:
It’s also handy if you eat apple seeds
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Why is it the colour of toffee?
- Comment on should I go back to my old job now that several people, some of them more knowledgeable than me have told me they don't understand my decision to quit it? 1 week ago:
To put it bluntly…
Fuck what they think and do what makes you happy
- Comment on Are people with High functioning autism allowed to become police officers? 1 week ago:
ACAB
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 1 week ago:
Try pidgin next
- Comment on I'm New 1 week ago:
