blimthepixie

@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hang on, they’re suggesting she was murdered?

  Not just fell down the stairs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I stick my head out a car window or a gust of wind hits my face it's like my throat closes and I can't breathe. How come motorcycle riders without helmets don't seem to have this problem?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bikers don’t ride around with their mouths open

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brian Potter, British songwriter behind hits for Glen Campbell, Take That and more, dies aged 87⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  EventSuppliesLTD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a scam or am I being paranoid? And if so, what kind of scam is this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like me asking if this email is a scam

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve paid for drugs at festivals with card because the dealer had an iZettle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK abuse scandal ‘ignored because victims were working-class boys from north’, minister says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of people in the local area (Consett, Stanley, Blackhill, Shotley etc) knew about Naughty Neville yet nowt was done.

  Wey, I’m sure the ref turned a blind eye when Neville was badly tackled during the Sunday league matches. I’m guessing after the match he’d just abuse the lads worse so that probably didn’t help in the long run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would turning off the AC help? Just drop it into 3rd and whizz past them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Chlorphenamine do the same thing?

  Piriton for those in the land of brands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First and final day of posting Subarus slathered in quirky bumper stickers.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a Fiat Chinqichento with a ‘HONK IF YOU LIKE BLOW JOBS’ sticker on it.

  I’ve got no idea how it got there though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why we may only have a decade left of free ITV⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ITV is shite anyway.

  It’ll just be all the basic bitches upset about no more love island

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being pushed into waist deep, still water sounds so deadly, I'm shaking in my boots /s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same shit, different alt.

  At least you’ve given up with the chavs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First and final day of posting Subarus slathered in quirky bumper stickers.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So Subaru’s are also the choice car of lesbians across the pond as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If there were no double standards then there would be no standards at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With the advent of smartphones we were always told not to look at screens in the car as they’re a distraction.

  Seen the size of the screens in new cars??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Does Everyone Seem Ahead of Me? ???⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I deleted all that shite.

  It’s nice not subconsciously comparing myself to people I don’t know anymore.

  I got the the point where I just didn’t give a fuck about people’s holidays, offspring, cocktails at some pijo bar etc.

  This song always makes me feel better

  music.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

  Promise it’s not a rickroll.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains on autopilot⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Absurd could be taken the wrong way though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you rather⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a Mercedes Walker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer to allow pubs to stay open until 5am for England v Mexico match⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonder how many people will just not turn up to work on Monday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve worked events for a while now.

  A fair few people have sex in these

  Also they do drugs in them, nowt like snorting coke off a key with a side of fecal matter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are AAA games a rip off in US, UK & EU?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just class it against my hourly rate.

  If it means I spunk 60 quid on a game but I get 30+ hours out of it then I don’t really care

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what the braille is for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would a metal gazebo be safe during a lightning storm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So if metal doesn’t attract lightning then explain why tall buildings have lightning conductors, usually made from copper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh there will be fireworks alright.

  Endless bangs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shocking, two scenes from Total Recall

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel lobby funded a quarter of British MPs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t have a famine if everyone is dead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I searched for art on eBay...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did you censor a bum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have two-factor authentication.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Logged into what?

  What’s a Sprint store?

  If it’s a shop that sells electronics like Currys or Mediamarkt then why would this person log into anything on display?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Millions of Britons urged to submit meter readings before energy price cap rises on Wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah, if you don’t submit meter readings then the supplier effectively guesses how much you’re using.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s just apophenia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yours is better