blimthepixie
@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Why go for a father/son when you can fuck the whole family? 12 hours ago:
It’s a reference to violet being back
- Comment on Barclays cutting 5,000 jobs as it increases reliance on AI 20 hours ago:
If you’re going to switch because of this then check this out
moneysavingexpert.com/…/compare-best-bank-account…
You can get paid to switch banks
- Comment on Man in court after three Jewish women assaulted 21 hours ago:
How can they raid his home if he’s of no fixed abode?
- Comment on Indeed 🕵🏼 22 hours ago:
Cats have six beebs
- Comment on Why do I have to pay tariffs for importing the following stuff into the EU now? 1 day ago:
It’s weeb tax
- Comment on Dude this man had so many flamingos 2 days ago:
A scarecrow won the Nobel peace prize
It was out standing in it’s field
- Comment on Do they sound like born and bred Americans? 4 days ago:
Ahh it’s the chav/canal/whatever person back with more moronic questions.
You’ve not mentioned chavs for ages.
What do you think about buzzcocks?
- Comment on Taxi driver given fake cash drove customer to police 1 week ago:
It added no further counterfeit cash was recovered, but a cannabis cultivation kit was seized from the address.
That could be a bag of compost
- Comment on Is my laundry machine broken? 1 week ago:
The rinse cycle uses cold water
- Comment on BBC to force more to pay licence fee with ‘YouTube tax’ 1 week ago:
Hmmm nah, they have a database of everyone with a licence plus the guy even said they can see the light of the TV through the windows.
Still think it’s scaremongering
- Comment on BBC to force more to pay licence fee with ‘YouTube tax’ 1 week ago:
Remember the scare stories of the TV licence vans
- Comment on Sounds like hiking skill issues 1 week ago:
That only works with igneous rocks though
- Comment on Fan banned for mocking fatal wrong-way A66 crash 1 week ago:
This whole crash thing has only got the attention it has because two pigs died.
If it was seven proles then it would be reported on the news and that’s about it.
- Comment on Are you able to tell which language is which by looking? 1 week ago:
Pretty sure weeb is the same in all languages
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 1 week ago:
That’s getting discussed tomorrow
- Comment on 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻: | waited until | married Lois before losing my virginity. 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻: | lost my virginity casually as a rich, handsome teenager. 𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗻: 1 week ago:
John Lilly?
- Comment on Man dies after tiger attack at wildlife park 1 week ago:
Tigercide?
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 1 week ago:
Ok, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let’s talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons
- Comment on It's insane that there’s no sound barrier on these stations 1 week ago:
It’s because there’s no-one bibbing their horns isn’t it?
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 1 week ago:
English, he was English!!
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 1 week ago:
They also probably think jesus is white
- Comment on Thieves strip vineyard of 500kg of grapes 2 weeks ago:
Pretty ironic we’re hearing this on the grapevine
- Comment on What can I put on a street lamp to stop the light in one direction? 2 weeks ago:
How long have you lived there?
I grew up in the sticks where the only light pollution was either the moon or the stars.
I moved to a city for uni when I was 19, had a street light outside my window blasting it’s sodium orange glow into my room.
It took about two weeks before I was used to it and didn’t even realise it was there
- Comment on Prison officer and inmate shared 5,000 messages 2 weeks ago:
If I could send 5000 texts…
- Comment on Doom Bar brewery in Cornwall to close and production to move North 2 weeks ago:
That seems like an unnecessary cost when they can just turn the tap on
- Comment on TIL All of Downton Abbey was written by this man 2 weeks ago:
Richard Ayoade
- Comment on Glastonbury Festival 2027 tickets sell out in 42 minutes 2 weeks ago:
Emily sure is milking that cash cow.
Carlsberg is the main sponsor for the booze. Soft drinks are Coke.
Used to be allowed to have live-in vehicles behind the bar we build and run but this year it’s not allowed for some reason.
Can only speculate but vans take up valuable room that could be used by ticket buying punters
- Comment on Snack time 2 weeks ago:
I used to get a slice of ham, put a chunk of pate in and then roll the ham up like rolling a tab and then wolf that down.
Yes, I was stoned
- Comment on Would you eat them in the shower? 2 weeks ago:
Lavatetas
- Comment on what would one win...? 2 weeks ago:
They had one jobbie