blimthepixie
@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on FACTS 1 day ago:
No need, I’m a lifetime subscriber.
My parents signed me up when getting my birth certificate
- Comment on I've always said this 1 day ago:
Time flies when the full quote is “time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”
- Comment on FACTS 1 day ago:
It’s 2026 soon though
- Comment on Parenting advice 2 days ago:
3rd eye soup
- Comment on Why do I always have "dreams" that give me anxiety (aka: nightmares)? Why do I never just get to re-live my happy memories in my dreams? Wtf brain?!? This is outrageous! It's unfair! 2 days ago:
Just the cheese ≠ nightmares thing
- Comment on Why do I always have "dreams" that give me anxiety (aka: nightmares)? Why do I never just get to re-live my happy memories in my dreams? Wtf brain?!? This is outrageous! It's unfair! 2 days ago:
How much cheese are you eating?
- Comment on not even close 3 days ago:
Green island looks like an overdone steak with a wee bit of chimichurri on it
- Comment on Top 200 Most Common Passwords | NordPass 3 days ago:
No 8008 on the list?!
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 3 days ago:
The remaining corners can be used for drying, yes
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 3 days ago:
The corners are used for cleaning ears
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 3 days ago:
Probably just ran out of post mix and blamed water to avoid seeming incompetent
- Comment on WhatsApp appears to have ads now. Good thing I don't really use it anymore. 3 days ago:
Good song
- Comment on Silly goose 4 days ago:
This you?
- Comment on Radon 5 days ago:
I Beer Lego
- Comment on We'll just ignore that 1 week ago:
Wait until you learn about Oral Suction Circumcisions
- Comment on Why does literally every single person at this crust/anarcho punk show look like they want to murder me? God these people are so intolerant. 1 week ago:
Looks like they’re loitering to me
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 week ago:
Does that mean you won’t see a doctor?
Famously they use those little rubber hammers on people’s knees
- Comment on Do you think there would eventually be technology to delete/replace memories (like the *Men In Black* device). How much do you fear such technology? (like misuse by governments/criminals) 1 week ago:
You’d probably end up living like Leonard Shelby, without the murder investigation
- Comment on 'I heat my Essex home with a data centre in the shed' 1 week ago:
So does the existing radiator network in the house just have hot oil coursing through it now?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 week ago:
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
I’ve got another…
What about when you’re out shopping and you’re unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife’s box of tampons/panty liners?
Does that make you gay??
I guess you’re already gay at that point for unloading the trolley
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 week ago:
Is wiping your arse gay?
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 week ago:
It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him
- Comment on What do you do when you have a cold and can't take medicine? 1 week ago:
Cream of chicken soup
Hot toddies to ease the sore throat.
Which drugs can’t you take??
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 1 week ago:
Taco Bell is so fucking shit.
It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.
- Comment on You can do anything at Zombocom 1 week ago:
I left the headlights on overnight and woke up to a dead battery.
Stupidly left my tools in the house as it was an impromptu trip out of the city.
So I wired the output on the solar charge connector to the permanent live on the head unit and left it for a while
- Comment on Learner driver fails theory test for 128th time despite spending nearly £3k on fees 2 weeks ago:
I passed before the HP test came into force.
Is it the same footage each time?
- Comment on Use Case Scenario For Generative Artificial Intelligence 2 weeks ago:
Imagine the sort of person who would wear this
- Comment on Happy Christmas 2 weeks ago:
Show bob and vagene
- Comment on Happy Christmas 2 weeks ago:
shits’n’jiggles surely
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 2 weeks ago:
At least a fair few of us learned a new word today
