Me watching down detector today

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Weird. It’s almost putting billions of eggs in one basket and tossing a live hand grenade in the middle has a negative effect on said eggs.

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yep. There is very little reason or benefit in centralizing a naturally decentralized technology like email

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  IT guy here. Anyone got a loaded gun I can borrow?

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  • Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also in IT, if only Teams could go down too 🤞🏻

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    • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Retired former IT guy here. I’m enjoying watching the tech world burn while wrapped in a blanket on my couch, sipping hot chocolate. ☕

      I feel bad for my fellow IT guys who have to deal with it, but it’s so nice being removed from it all now.

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    • TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It would be a dramatic improvement in service.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Image

      it was out for somebody

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s going on?

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Business as usual, no?

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    M365 down I think

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My guess: Very vibe crapped November patches on Windows pulling the bottom from under Azure and M365. They should migrate to NetBSD for some actual resilience heheheh.

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have the dumb. Can someone explain what’s going on?

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  • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nearly all of Microsofts online services like Outlook are down :). Unfortunately not Microsoft Teams for my company though

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    • durably465@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      More info: Potentially impacted services include:

      - Exchange Online

      - Microsoft Teams

      - SharePoint Online

      - Microsoft Copilot 365

      - Microsoft Defender XDR

      - Microsoft Planner

      - Microsoft To Do

      - Microsoft Intune

      - Microsoft Defender for Office 365

      - Microsoft Purview: Multiple Purview services including Authorization, Auto Labelling, Data Loss Prevention (DLP), Communication Compliance, and Data Classification are impacted.

      - Power BI: All users may intermittently be unable to export reports with MIP sensitivity labels to PDF in Power BI.

      - Microsoft 365 Apps Admin Center: Multiple services including Cloud Update, Cloud Policy, and Inventory.

      Everytime I refresh this page, there’s a new service impacted.

      status.cloud.microsoft

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• BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Still borked as of 1 PST

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least the status page is loading now.

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Should have used Linux

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    basically all microsoft service backends do run on linux unfortunately

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    • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh snaps

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Even steam’s “down” and they aren’t sloppers. What’s going on? is it cloudflare + MS Azure?

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    People going “welp guess I might as well boot a quick game”? Lol

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could be network traffic overload, imagine all global M365 users continuously and rather aggressively retrying to fetch mail etc

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• csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me, a self-hoster, laughing at DownDetector then crying because my job still relies on Microsoft

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