csolisr

@csolisr@hub.azkware.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pino's Craporia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  It's entirely possible this reviewer had COVID and didn't know it
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This phone in the stock room was so filthy someone put a clean grip on it so you wouldn't have to touch it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  Waiting for the phone to ring has never been so exciting
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazing to see all four major players in the AAA gaming industry shooting themselves in the feet one way or another:

  • Xbox trying to spread itself thin between consoles and PC, going into studio purchasing sprees that it was unable to maintain long-term and churning them out as we speak
  • Steam getting bitten hard by the AI bubble, making their Steam Machine dead on arrival in price, power, and availability of games (although the latter is partly due to a lack of anti-cheat solutions that can be legally deployed on top of an open-source kernel)
  • And Nintendo pushing for more expensive games than the competition, and deploying Game Cards for physical games as the worst of both worlds
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Not sure if making a statue to whatever the British call "liver tea" would be recommendable though
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay, sponsored emojis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  As if all competitions weren't immoral by nature
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Basically, a "vacation" to a psych ward. "Grippy socks" are used instead of shoes, specifically to prevent inpatients from harming themselves with the shoelaces.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a time when people had to deal with all of these being separate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  And the pocket bags were large enough to fit all of that inside, sometimes with spare space for a charger or two. Ah the times
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA G Series #136⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Which is why I don't waste my time doing much. Turns out the Buddhists had a point
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol she's gonna die laughing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  More like planking OP's sister amirite
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  What kind of Captain Tsubasa shenanigans are these?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  ...Never mind, the kilogram of gold hasn't been below $100K since at least last year: apmex.com/gold-price/1-kg-gold…
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  I had forgotten that the US dollars didn't require being in 1 USD bills. Yeah, using 100 USD bills could make the value better than gold's, as long as it sells below $100,000 USD per kilogram
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  And now you nerdsniped me into finding the value density of a dollar bill, which is roughly 1 gram, which makes a kilogram of dollars be worth some $1000 USD. Which still pales in comparison to the value of a kilogram of gold by at least a factor of 40-to-1
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest In Peace⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Ain't it curious that after Harambe, then came Haramball? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-foo…
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ultimate laptop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  A multi-boot list so large, GRUB needed to implement a scrollbar just for it
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Exactly, your chicken should be choking herself as is natural
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The open seas be the only place for Steve⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  Ah, the freedom (and the boredom) that comes from boycotting all the arts
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ermm Actchually⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  And that's Dracula's White Claw. Not the drink, like, an actual claw he likes to carry around. Don't get scratched.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the park
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon struggles with OLED⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notifications⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

  • Work
  • My mom
  • My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
  • A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don't
  • News
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepsi with ice cream: a "black cow" that tastes like a nice milkshake

  Pepsi with milk: "Pilk", tastes like vomit

  How come there is such a difference from the state of matter of the darnged milk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrodinger's Precious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Schrödinger's Discord Kitties, as it were
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shoutout to yall⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Heck, I sometimes pick the trash I find laying around to toss it on the proper place
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  I wish, just the good ol' CERN: home.cern/news/news/physics/lh…
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  I had a joke on the new particle the CERN found, but I've been advised the topic is too heavy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes geography⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Liberating, as in turning them into Liberia
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Human Flatus Atlas: Join the study today!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Riiiight, I forgot my poetry 101 for a moment
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Human Flatus Atlas: Join the study today!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Peak alliteration, and potential IgNobel Prize recipient, what's not to like