csolisr

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  Basically, a "vacation" to a psych ward. "Grippy socks" are used instead of shoes, specifically to prevent inpatients from harming themselves with the shoelaces.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a time when people had to deal with all of these being separate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  And the pocket bags were large enough to fit all of that inside, sometimes with spare space for a charger or two. Ah the times
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA G Series #136⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Which is why I don't waste my time doing much. Turns out the Buddhists had a point
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol she's gonna die laughing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  More like planking OP's sister amirite
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  What kind of Captain Tsubasa shenanigans are these?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  ...Never mind, the kilogram of gold hasn't been below $100K since at least last year: apmex.com/gold-price/1-kg-gold…
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  I had forgotten that the US dollars didn't require being in 1 USD bills. Yeah, using 100 USD bills could make the value better than gold's, as long as it sells below $100,000 USD per kilogram
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  And now you nerdsniped me into finding the value density of a dollar bill, which is roughly 1 gram, which makes a kilogram of dollars be worth some $1000 USD. Which still pales in comparison to the value of a kilogram of gold by at least a factor of 40-to-1
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest In Peace⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Ain't it curious that after Harambe, then came Haramball? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-foo…
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ultimate laptop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  A multi-boot list so large, GRUB needed to implement a scrollbar just for it
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Exactly, your chicken should be choking herself as is natural
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The open seas be the only place for Steve⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Ah, the freedom (and the boredom) that comes from boycotting all the arts
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ermm Actchually⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  And that's Dracula's White Claw. Not the drink, like, an actual claw he likes to carry around. Don't get scratched.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the park
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon struggles with OLED⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notifications⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

  • Work
  • My mom
  • My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
  • A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don't
  • News
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepsi with ice cream: a "black cow" that tastes like a nice milkshake

  Pepsi with milk: "Pilk", tastes like vomit

  How come there is such a difference from the state of matter of the darnged milk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrodinger's Precious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Schrödinger's Discord Kitties, as it were
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shoutout to yall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Heck, I sometimes pick the trash I find laying around to toss it on the proper place
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  I wish, just the good ol' CERN: home.cern/news/news/physics/lh…
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  I had a joke on the new particle the CERN found, but I've been advised the topic is too heavy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes geography⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Liberating, as in turning them into Liberia
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Human Flatus Atlas: Join the study today!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Riiiight, I forgot my poetry 101 for a moment
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Human Flatus Atlas: Join the study today!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Peak alliteration, and potential IgNobel Prize recipient, what's not to like
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  As a Spanish speaker, I was already aware of that, but imagine if someone thought that the act of reting was a thing by analogy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Do not investigate how do they call a person that retes
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  BRB checking the Urban Dictionary for whatever slang this is
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contain them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Which is why I was appalled to learn it late in life that "it" was reserved exclusively to non-humans, for some reason that didn't exist in my native Spanish. The rest of my explanation would be better written on a longer blog-post of mine.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contain them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Non-native English speaker here. I was appalled to learn that English conjugated for animacy, and could swear "it" was the gender-neutral pronoun because that's what was used in Pokemon for example. I'm also not a fan of toggling conjugations mid-sentence, so I prefer to construct sentences with the plural "they", the expression "that person", or even the singular "one(self)", whenever I can