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- Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet 1 day ago:
Either way, she’s not the honeypot.
She’s not the honeypot, she’s a honeypot.
- Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet 1 day ago:
It’s not even my company, no matter how many team-building events they throw…
- Comment on Let us end the stovetop war with the real chanp 3 weeks ago:
Give them knobs.
But knobless means the shareholders get an extra 0.00001¤ per unit!
Won’t someone think of the shareholders! - Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
This is why you don’t hit people. You don’t know what they’re going to do.
No, you don’t hit people 'cos it’s wrong.
If you have no arguments try shutting up instead of resorting to physical violence. - Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
She expected princess treatment and decide it was more fun to mock a genuine attempt.
Not a keeper. - Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
On the carpet.
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 3 weeks ago:
Luckily i work-around that handicap by installing virtualbox and working inside linux vms all day (my project’s the only multi-os one). I still get forced host upgrades though.
- Comment on Why? 4 weeks ago:
7 cultists and counting
- Comment on Armando needs to know which church to avoid 1 month ago:
Semons?
- Comment on [India] Beaten and jailed for demanding better wages: the story of of three women in Noida, Uttar Pradesh 1 month ago:
Worry not, dear critics, your western “democracies” are taking notes.
- Comment on Realistically, what do people plan to do on the Moon and Mars that requires a permanent, or long term human presence there? 1 month ago:
Deuterium might be worth mining, but ¹/₆ gravity will wreck you, just like the martian atmosphere without a magnetosphere. And martian dust is so fine it’ll wreck everything as well.
Or we stop being a dipshit race and stop screwing the spaceship we live in.
- Comment on I want to be at peace 1 month ago:
Lost opportunity to use a wooden chair.
- Comment on You shall not drink! 1 month ago:
1/10 shitpost, mildly infuriating at best
- Comment on Adorable 1 month ago:
_The poodle bites… the poodle chews it…
- Comment on Adorable 1 month ago:
If the dog isn’t taking a crap it’s not a shitpost.
- Comment on Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport. 1 month ago:
That’s a weird take… it’s obviously aimed at fat muricans but can’t take the load of a fat murican…
- Comment on Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask? 1 month ago:
Ir’s akin to a macroscopic ministructure, but in reverse.
- Comment on Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask? 1 month ago:
Esperanto is hardly esoteric.
- Comment on Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask? 1 month ago:
Scary Spice wants a word with you.
- Comment on Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment… 1 month ago:
taking no sides,
No such thing, you’re just taking the oppressor’s side.
- Comment on Some men just want to watch the world burn. 1 month ago:
A bit misandrist but sure.
- Comment on The book I borrowed and was reading became unavailable in the US *while I was reading it* 1 month ago:
How does it compare to calibre?
- Comment on It was cold this morning. You all know what this means. 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t mind being engulfed.
- Comment on Football. 1 month ago:
Most brits i think.
- Comment on Football. 1 month ago:
Everyone has an accent.
- Comment on Football. 1 month ago:
You mean bri’ish people.
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 1 month ago:
How does the system handle skid marks?
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 1 month ago:
…more like a shit job.
- Comment on To be happy… 2 months ago:
Obligatory Technology Connections’ video.
- Comment on To be happy… 2 months ago:
Hextech