The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes.
It was cold this morning. You all know what this means.
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 3 hours ago
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it’s august you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
InputZero@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My dude, we’re well into September.
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
edited, and my point is still fully valid
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
Jeremyward@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 19 hours ago
what does that mean?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
modestmeme@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 22 hours ago
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Santa Baby and Baby it’s Cold Outside creep me tf out… Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write…
modestmeme@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…
janus2@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
modestmeme@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS…!”
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
Buffman@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 day ago
all i want for September is no Christmas
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As an atheist I love Christmas and you can’t stop me.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
You and me both!
Though before I engage in my pagan idolatry for Yule based nonsense, I’ll do some other pagan things for Halloween.
Or even a lotta.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I do that after Halloween myself.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
nullspace@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’m so fucking sick of this meme.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
protist@retrofed.com 21 hours ago
I recommend just listening to Mariah Carey year round. Especially her first 4 or so albums, 1990-1996, absolute bangers
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Fr. She’s heavy in my rotation and as someone with complex feelings about Christmas, her annual return to the spotlight is a bright spot. I enjoy her unironically.
adarza@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
shit. i was just thinking “hmm. it actually feels like autumn outside today”. sorry 'bout that. won’t happen again. but i fear it may be too late to contain the beast.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Scolopendra stirs.
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Boop.
AliasVortex@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
spoiler
Boop!
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 23 hours ago
Serious question: when she dies do these memes become cringe or dank?
starik@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Edritch Horror Mariah Carey is immortal
jefmz@fedia.io 23 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂, I think we all know where this is going
bampop@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
That’s the true horror. It’s like a recurring nightmare where you’re powerless to stop it. Also you can’t wake up
jefmz@fedia.io 5 hours ago
Yeah, exactly. That’s what makes it so unsettling you know what’s coming, but you still can’t do anything about it 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Vespair@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
We actually don’t have to participate in these pointless pop culture memes.
Like we can just not post them, since it’s not like anyone has any sincere opinions or reactions to this topic.
Nobody cares about the word moist
Nobody cares what you put on your pizza
Nobody is amused by Mariah memes
I will never understand why we go through the motions with these things
ickplant@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Idk, your reaction sounds pretty sincere.
protist@retrofed.com 18 hours ago
Mariah Carey eating moist pineapple pizza would be a good meme series
notabot@piefed.social 19 hours ago
I will never understand why we go through the motions with these things
There is no obligation for you to “go through the motions”, others chose to do so for things like “fun”, and as a form of socialising. Rather than making a pointlessly sour comment, you could easily have ignored the post, likely making both your, and everyone elses, day better.
restingOface@quokk.au 20 hours ago
We actually don’t have to participate in these pointless pop culture memes.
Yet here you are, participating. Curious. I am very intelligent.
SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It’s no even fucking autumn!