All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
It was cold this morning. You all know what this means.
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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modestmeme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 month ago
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
modestmeme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Santa Baby and Baby it’s Cold Outside creep me tf out… Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write…
janus2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
modestmeme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS…!”
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it’s in there.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In the 90s, there was an especially heinous rendition of Mi Burrito Sabanero, sang by the whiniest sounding kid, that just dominated radio stations.
Buffman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
all i want for September is no Christmas
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As an atheist I love Christmas and you can’t stop me.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You and me both!
Though before I engage in my pagan idolatry for Yule based nonsense, I’ll do some other pagan things for Halloween.
Or even a lotta.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I do that after Halloween myself.
janus2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It’s no even fucking autumn!
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes.
jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well that implies a lot!
Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yup, but remember, “There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege”.
nullspace@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m so fucking sick of this meme.
Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This worst kind of meme, the kind we’ll never get away from because it’s not at all based in popularity but in record company contractual obligation.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
protist@retrofed.com 1 month ago
I recommend just listening to Mariah Carey year round. Especially her first 4 or so albums, 1990-1996, absolute bangers
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Fr. She’s heavy in my rotation and as someone with complex feelings about Christmas, her annual return to the spotlight is a bright spot. I enjoy her unironically.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 month ago
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Scolopendra stirs.
AliasVortex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
spoiler
Boop!
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Boop.
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
shit. i was just thinking “hmm. it actually feels like autumn outside today”. sorry 'bout that. won’t happen again. but i fear it may be too late to contain the beast.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Serious question: when she dies do these memes become cringe or dank?
starik@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Edritch Horror Mariah Carey is immortal
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Ahh, is it Not Quite Almost Christmas Time already?
jefmz@fedia.io 1 month ago
😂😂😂😂😂, I think we all know where this is going
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s the true horror. It’s like a recurring nightmare where you’re powerless to stop it. Also you can’t wake up
jefmz@fedia.io 1 month ago
Yeah, exactly. That’s what makes it so unsettling you know what’s coming, but you still can’t do anything about it 😅😅😅😅😅😅
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
An eye is the one thing she needs
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait… wouldn’t it… make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?
Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June
Nounka@lemmy.world 1 month ago
O m g… The horror is comming soon…
Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
We actually don’t have to participate in these pointless pop culture memes.
Like we can just not post them, since it’s not like anyone has any sincere opinions or reactions to this topic.
Nobody cares about the word moist
Nobody cares what you put on your pizza
Nobody is amused by Mariah memes
I will never understand why we go through the motions with these things
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idk, your reaction sounds pretty sincere.
protist@retrofed.com 1 month ago
Mariah Carey eating moist pineapple pizza would be a good meme series
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
I will never understand why we go through the motions with these things
There is no obligation for you to “go through the motions”, others chose to do so for things like “fun”, and as a form of socialising. Rather than making a pointlessly sour comment, you could easily have ignored the post, likely making both your, and everyone elses, day better.
restingOface@quokk.au 1 month ago
We actually don’t have to participate in these pointless pop culture memes.
Yet here you are, participating. Curious. I am very intelligent.
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s august you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I wouldn’t mind being engulfed.
InputZero@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dude, we’re well into September.
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
edited, and my point is still fully valid
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
Jeremyward@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
december will be celebrating valentines and easter.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
what does that mean?