nightofmichelinstars

@nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all Dean now⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this because it rhymes with bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a paranormal experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would explain the gut feeling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, polymarket is the lottery for people who are bad at economics. Crypto is a cult for people who are bad at tech.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich people don't understand us at all.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Normalize roommate cuddles. It’s a lonely world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich people don't understand us at all.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rich people think roommates are servants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Race Car Beds Have Actually Been Proven To Make You Sleep Faster In A New Study⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take both, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And that sigh could flavor a chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re both way healthier for avoiding those. Lucky for the incentive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd accept it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk how it could be taken any other way. Them’s murder eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill Issue 😓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because they’ve been drinking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨` ` ` `⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the boy behind her has the body and stance of a sixty-something who just ran up the stairs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tsk tsk tsk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I once played the role of an anti-vaxxer with chatgpt just to see what it would tell my real anti-vaxx cousins, and to its credit it was adamantly pro-vaccine, and refuted the bullshit arguments correctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in an office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t say if anon is also a programmer. Programmer liking programmer is clearly homosexual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refer to the chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d see Muppet Fight Club in theaters. That and Muppet Bridesmaids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Artisanal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They knew from the beginning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling Corny⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what they mean by, if it grows together it goes together?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you avoid AI music?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The video might be AI too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good on you for pushing the issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yard Sale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate that the punchline is in fine print. It’s a genuine surprise. Good joke execution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NEVER THE ONLY PERS- oh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The croissant is clearly uncomfortable. It didn’t consent to these photos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Over Yet ☝️🤓⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boss, please pick up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess that job is AI proof, lucky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody ever knows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean it’s normal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you’re into that kind of thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an introvert⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My ex was Latina, and when we were getting to know each other I mentioned I’m pretty introverted, and I had to explain to her what it meant. She said it doesn’t exist in Latino culture and there are no Latino introverts. I told her she probably calls them alcoholics. That seemed to resonate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roasted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also no lungs. Almost impossible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨**YES / NO**⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Till I find the door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨intruder alert⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for them. Equality⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fit pics?