nightofmichelinstars

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment…⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is awesome. TIL too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment…⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, that’s what it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment…⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh stupid tangent incoming, did you see the movie Yesterday where a struggling singer/ songwriter crosses into an alternate universe and he’s the only one on the planet who remembers the Beatles? And becomes an overnight sensation from recording Beatles songs that no one’s ever heard before. And then, as conclusive proof of his success, Ed Sheeran playing himself approves of his supposed genius, because I guess Ed sheeran is the songwriting successor to the Beatles.

  It’s already a terrible movie before Ed Sheeran appears, it’s just the most arrogant job a pop star could take. Supposedly Chris Martin turned the role down, I guess because he had some modicum of self awareness. Contrast to Ariana Grande playing a delightfully self deprecating satire of herself in Don’t Look Up, so it is possible to acknowledge one’s own celebrity in a cameo film role without being insufferably self aggrandizing.

  I don’t really have a point beyond Ed Sheeran’s unlikability. His spinelessness and immorality is a separate issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sacrifice some stash and sprinkle tiny bits all over the house

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was cold this morning. You all know what this means.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fr. She’s heavy in my rotation and as someone with complex feelings about Christmas, her annual return to the spotlight is a bright spot. I enjoy her unironically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s drinking 5 beers/hour, it’s a good precaution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should call her⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oval map It’s a map!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all Dean now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this because it rhymes with bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a paranormal experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would explain the gut feeling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A reminder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, polymarket is the lottery for people who are bad at economics. Crypto is a cult for people who are bad at tech.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich people don't understand us at all.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Normalize roommate cuddles. It’s a lonely world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich people don't understand us at all.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rich people think roommates are servants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Race Car Beds Have Actually Been Proven To Make You Sleep Faster In A New Study⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take both, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And that sigh could flavor a chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re both way healthier for avoiding those. Lucky for the incentive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd accept it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk how it could be taken any other way. Them’s murder eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill Issue 😓⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because they’ve been drinking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨` ` ` `⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the boy behind her has the body and stance of a sixty-something who just ran up the stairs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tsk tsk tsk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once played the role of an anti-vaxxer with chatgpt just to see what it would tell my real anti-vaxx cousins, and to its credit it was adamantly pro-vaccine, and refuted the bullshit arguments correctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in an office⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t say if anon is also a programmer. Programmer liking programmer is clearly homosexual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refer to the chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d see Muppet Fight Club in theaters. That and Muppet Bridesmaids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Artisanal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They knew from the beginning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling Corny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what they mean by, if it grows together it goes together?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you avoid AI music?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The video might be AI too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good on you for pushing the issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yard Sale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate that the punchline is in fine print. It’s a genuine surprise. Good joke execution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NEVER THE ONLY PERS- oh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The croissant is clearly uncomfortable. It didn’t consent to these photos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Over Yet ☝️🤓⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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