nightofmichelinstars
@nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Yard Sale 2 days ago:
I appreciate that the punchline is in fine print. It’s a genuine surprise. Good joke execution.
- Comment on FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NEVER THE ONLY PERS- oh 1 week ago:
The croissant is clearly uncomfortable. It didn’t consent to these photos.
- Comment on Not Over Yet ☝️🤓 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Boss, please pick up 2 weeks ago:
I guess that job is AI proof, lucky
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 2 weeks ago:
You mean it’s normal?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you’re into that kind of thing.
- Comment on Anon is an introvert 3 weeks ago:
My ex was Latina, and when we were getting to know each other I mentioned I’m pretty introverted, and I had to explain to her what it meant. She said it doesn’t exist in Latino culture and there are no Latino introverts. I told her she probably calls them alcoholics. That seemed to resonate.
- Comment on Roasted 3 weeks ago:
Also no lungs. Almost impossible
- Comment on **YES / NO** 3 weeks ago:
Till I find the door
- Comment on intruder alert 3 weeks ago:
With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads
- Comment on Good for them. Equality 5 weeks ago:
Fit pics?
- Comment on Now that's a great haircut 5 weeks ago:
It’s just for the wedding, then he’ll let it grow out
- Comment on If you know the best spots to hike you can achieve a rapid weight loss 5 weeks ago:
Without the bear it’s a zombie comic, and the arm is crawling along by the fingers, still hitting goals.
- Comment on New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs 1 month ago:
But it’s a mutable attribute
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 1 month ago:
Search engines: this is a work computer
- Comment on pegging order 1 month ago:
“I am the Lorcox, I speak for the fishes”
- Comment on What are some good nutrition/medical channels on youtube and instagram that you would recommend to a family member? 1 month ago:
Yes I came here to mention her. A few of her recipes are in my rotation and she’s the only celeb chef I can say that about. Her recipes are so simple.
- Comment on Think Bold 1 month ago:
Well how many did you eat?
- Comment on It does look cooler than a cross 2 months ago:
Cock bondage jewelery is more fun anyway
- Comment on "Sober" 2 months ago:
Can you imagine if Breaking Bad was about alcohol and not meth, it would just be The Bear, basically. But a brewery.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I don’t blame them, some kpop fans can be absolutely insane.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
There was only one zombie, he worked out a little and wandered off
- Comment on Curious 🤔 2 months ago:
The head or the smirk? Yes
- Comment on A job's a job 2 months ago:
Why do cops do what Walmart employees tell them?
- Comment on Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look. 2 months ago:
Nature is flipping us off. Well deserved.
- Comment on Looks like meat's back on the menu! 2 months ago:
That’s some toxic masculinity
- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 2 months ago:
Depends on how much tuna you want to eat in the process, shits be dammed. Optimize for quantity of fish consumed.
- Comment on optimal amount of syrup 2 months ago:
Because then it gets too soggy in the middle. The magic of the waffle is that the tops of the square dividers stay mostly dry until you start cutting into them. So you get freshly syruped waffle throughout the eating process.
- Comment on Normal 2 months ago:
Hey that’s my aunt
- Comment on How possibly? 2 months ago:
I’m not married to those terms, but I’ve never heard anyone suggest better ones for what they mean. These concepts must be communicated somehow. Got any ideas?
