This is /c/nostupidquestions, not /c/jokessobadthey’rewarcrimes.
If someone rubs their pennies on you, is it considered a centual massage?
Submitted 4 months ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
Comments
Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Whoa, apostrophe support in my Lemmy? We’re living in the future!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That makes cents. Just don’t let the other naysayers tarnish what you’re trying to do.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Canada got rid of the penny a decade ago, best we can do now is rub our five-cent beavers on each other.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Only if they burn some vanilla-cented aromatheramoney cash.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Single clap for the effort. Lol
667@lemmy.radio 4 months ago
No. I would be incents.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Just my two cents, but you should always check if the pennies are ok with being rubbed this way. You don’t want to stoke them the wrong way.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Dad, is that you?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Maybe take this over to /dadjokes.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No, no. Wrap it in newspaper, place it in the bin, and back away slowly.
Balthazar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Light it on fire first.