This is /c/nostupidquestions, not /c/jokessobadthey’rewarcrimes.
If someone rubs their pennies on you, is it considered a centual massage?
Submitted 11 months ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
Comments
Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Whoa, apostrophe support in my Lemmy? We’re living in the future!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That makes cents. Just don’t let the other naysayers tarnish what you’re trying to do.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Canada got rid of the penny a decade ago, best we can do now is rub our five-cent beavers on each other.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Only if they burn some vanilla-cented aromatheramoney cash.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Single clap for the effort. Lol
667@lemmy.radio 11 months ago
No. I would be incents.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Just my two cents, but you should always check if the pennies are ok with being rubbed this way. You don’t want to stoke them the wrong way.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Dad, is that you?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe take this over to /dadjokes.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, no. Wrap it in newspaper, place it in the bin, and back away slowly.
Balthazar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Light it on fire first.