This is /c/nostupidquestions, not /c/jokessobadthey’rewarcrimes.
If someone rubs their pennies on you, is it considered a centual massage?
Submitted 10 months ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
Comments
Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Whoa, apostrophe support in my Lemmy? We’re living in the future!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That makes cents. Just don’t let the other naysayers tarnish what you’re trying to do.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Canada got rid of the penny a decade ago, best we can do now is rub our five-cent beavers on each other.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Only if they burn some vanilla-cented aromatheramoney cash.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Single clap for the effort. Lol
667@lemmy.radio 10 months ago
No. I would be incents.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Just my two cents, but you should always check if the pennies are ok with being rubbed this way. You don’t want to stoke them the wrong way.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Dad, is that you?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe take this over to /dadjokes.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, no. Wrap it in newspaper, place it in the bin, and back away slowly.
Balthazar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Light it on fire first.