If someone rubs their pennies on you, is it considered a centual massage?

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe take this over to /dadjokes.

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, no. Wrap it in newspaper, place it in the bin, and back away slowly.

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    • Balthazar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Light it on fire first.

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• Zonetrooper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is /c/nostupidquestions, not /c/jokessobadthey’rewarcrimes.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Whoa, apostrophe support in my Lemmy? We’re living in the future!

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That makes cents. Just don’t let the other naysayers tarnish what you’re trying to do.

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Canada got rid of the penny a decade ago, best we can do now is rub our five-cent beavers on each other.

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• nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only if they burn some vanilla-cented aromatheramoney cash.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Single clap for the effort. Lol

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• 667@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No. I would be incents.

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• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just my two cents, but you should always check if the pennies are ok with being rubbed this way. You don’t want to stoke them the wrong way.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dad, is that you?

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