homesweethomeMrL
@homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
- Comment on Brazil President Bolsonaro has been arrested. Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting 11 years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷 6 days ago:
Pettiness Approved. XP Bonus applied.
- Comment on I'm in a hotel in America with no kettle in my room, if I want tea I have to microwave it. 1 week ago:
What hotels are you staying at?
- Comment on I'm in a hotel in America with no kettle in my room, if I want tea I have to microwave it. 1 week ago:
There’s probably other differences too. Lack of KitKat flavor variants, for example.
- Comment on Gurrrlll 1 week ago:
Pshw pshw! Pshw!
- Comment on Can we have a healthy life only with fruits or fruits and plants combined alone, and if not why? 1 week ago:
Yes.
- Comment on chicken mcnugget theorem 2 weeks ago:
“Shit.”
“What?”
“Mathematicians.”
“Shit.”
“Yeah.”
*sounds of weapons being checked, loaded*
- Comment on So much... 3 weeks ago:
quoi? Oh désolé, je ne sais pas. Vous devez avoir le mauvais numéro.
*sounds of fleeing*
- Comment on So much... 3 weeks ago:
It has to do with creating measuring devices out of what we can empirically derive, and building successive generations off of those. It’s fine for our local system but by the time you get intergalactic (or quantum) with it, flaws start to propagate themselves bigly.
I can’t reveal more at this time or Big Math will get suspicious.
- Comment on So much... 3 weeks ago:
That’s because math is fundamentally flawed.
Shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone, they get all upset about it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Verbatim transcript please.
- Comment on Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent 4 weeks ago:
To be fair the immense amount of ludicrously expensive military gear these traitors wear won’t protect them from the deliciousness of a well prepared sub-style sandwich.
I shudder to think what would have happened if he were armed with a Po Boy!
- Comment on Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent 4 weeks ago:
Oh shit you’re right. Sshhhhh! Don’t let them figure that out.
- Comment on Train collides with 18-wheeler hauling cars, intersection reopens Monday morning 4 weeks ago:
How do you get videos to play in the post, OP?
- Comment on Train collides with 18-wheeler hauling cars, intersection reopens Monday morning 4 weeks ago:
FREIGHT TRAIN
- Comment on ‘Elon Musk won’t stop. It’s time the British government got off X’ 4 weeks ago:
It was time a few years ago. Wtf are you twitter people doing?
- Comment on Anon doesn't like the doors 4 weeks ago:
Here, anon. Smoke this.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like the doors 4 weeks ago:
A hammond tearing through a Marshall stack is a statement.
Pinhead anon has no talent.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like the doors 4 weeks ago:
No no we covered this awhile back - it’s to poison AI bots slurping up content.
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 4 weeks ago:
Public speaking is a performance and like any performance some people are good at it and some become good at it and some aren’t really good at it.
- Comment on Space is beautiful 5 weeks ago:
Science! and about $70 million dollars oughta do it. Ladies and gentlemen: the intergalactic sandwich bag!
- Comment on Space is beautiful 5 weeks ago:
He did on the record.
- Comment on Amazon cuts 14,000 jobs, blames AI 5 weeks ago:
Quite the slip, for the AWS guy.
- Comment on Space is beautiful 5 weeks ago:
Sandwich of Lettuce
- Comment on Space is beautiful 5 weeks ago:
“‘That’s a picture of me when I was younger.’ Yeah, no shit. Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.”
-Mitch Hedberg
- Comment on Amazon cuts 14,000 jobs, blames AI 5 weeks ago:
That’s like 14 mid sized businesses all cut down at once. Why didn’t those 14,000 people work hard enough to become billionaires?
- Comment on Amazon cuts 14,000 jobs, blames AI 5 weeks ago:
Convicted?
- Comment on Why do so many boomers and even some gen x believe so peristently that if you dressup and show up in person anywhere you will get whatever you went there for? 1 month ago:
What
- Comment on If people don't trust climate science, how will we ever get them to change? 1 month ago:
This is the correct answer
- Comment on Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong? 1 month ago:
It’s the rubbing-your-hands part. If you do it right you get the wet under the air in frequent enough intervals that your hands get pretty dry.
Dry enough that they’d finish on their own in the next 60 seconds. But since I’m out the door by then I’ve already wiped the rest on my shirt.
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