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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I had to scroll back in my saved posts to a million years ago to resurrect this.

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    • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thanks for surfacing this one, it’s always fun to get the older perspective and realising they’re very human.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That metaphor (breasts as fruit) transcends language though. Whatever you call fruits you’ll end up calling breasts. Here’s the song of Solomon which was semetic.

      I said, ‘I will go up to the palm tree; I will take hold of the boughs thereof.’ Now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples.

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      • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And boobs

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  • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If y’all could please direct me to the thighs and calves galaxies I’ll be on my way. I enjoy boobs as do most humans, but I am a legs man.

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    • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So as a cock and balls man, where do I go?

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      • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Probably somewhere around Uranus?

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      • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You’re probably gonna want the Meathook/Cobra galaxy.

        I’m afraid the Cigar galaxy is just a cigar galaxy.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        penistone might be a good start

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Your a leg man? Get out of here… the Andromeda galaxy is that way —>

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      • Majorllama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To be fair, tits are pretty awesome.

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      ( @ )( @ )

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    • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Even heterosexual females enjoy a nice pair of boobies.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And the smaller the better.

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      • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m not picky.

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My son just called it “the tittieverse” and now I hate ALL of you.

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    • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This new naming scheme sounds like a great contribution to societitty.

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      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Contriboobtion

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In German and Dutch it’s way worse: “Säugetier” and “zoogdier”. Both can roughly be translated to “sucking animals”. I was taught in school that it’s called that because babies suck on the mother’s breasts to be fed and this is a unique trait to mammals. So in conclusion, we all suck.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      in swedish it’s basically that except we say “nursing animals”, which is more specific

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      • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That sounds like a porno where nurses go wild.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Same in Slovene. Sucker.

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  • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ackshully, “galaxy” (or rather, “galaxias”) means “Milky Way” already, it’s just a translation. It was less ambiguous when the only galaxy we could see was the Milky lights that covered a lot of our sky.

    Of course, we realize there’s more than one galaxy now, so the meanings have diverged.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And we didn’t realize there was more than one galaxy until the 1920s (I think?)

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        We didn’t even suspect?

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean… I think we can all agree that boobs are at least universally non-threatening, even without counting the symbolisms of nourishment, nurturance, life, fertility, etc. At least I don’t think we’re at the point where hiding machine guns or hellish snakes in boobs is viable. … Right?

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    • SpicyTaint@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You should watch Austin Powers. Machine gun tits back in the 90s, lol.

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      • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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      • lemmyng@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Also Mazinger (may be known under a different name in some countries). One of the robots (Aphrodite A) had titty missiles: tenor.com/…/afrodita-aphrodite-mech-anime-gif-168…

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “fastfouriertransfem” is a great username

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You just know she wears programmer socks

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And then she breasted boobily down the stairs.

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Gaia?

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      • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Booba.

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  • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m okay with that.

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We, the titty creatures of breastspace, approve

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It was either that or a name based on weird details of skull morphology.

    synapsids have a single temporal fenestra, an opening low in the skull roof behind each eye socket, leaving a bony arch beneath each; this accounts for the name “synapsid”

    I’ll take the boobs.

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How could anyone downvote something so erudite and horny?

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      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I accidentally downvoted myself.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t know, I prefer butts. Tits are nice, but only half the population have them.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      an amendable issue

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    • Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve never seen a perfect butt though. I’ve seen a great one, but it had a crack in it.

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s the best part!

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I like butts, but I prefer tits. I’m a simple man.

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    • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      we can fix this by putting estrogen in the water. sorry in advance to all the trans guys; your sacrifice will be honored.

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  • pocopene@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just wait till you know the etymology of mastodon: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastodon

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Because

      Mastodons are considered to have had a predominantly browsing-based diet

      ?

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      • pocopene@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        "A mastodon, (from Ancient Greek μαστός (mastós), meaning “breast, and ὀδούς (odoús) “tooth”)”

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  • NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To be fair, men got to name everything so what do you expect really. In my view it’s Freudian.

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  • starman@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In polish mammals = ssaki, and ssaki = suckers

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  • hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I finally understand why galactose (greek word for milk) is a component of lactose (latin word for milk). It’s milk all the way down.

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  • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In the defense of the ancients who were naming things like other things they sort of looked like… what OTHER substance was around at that time that was both white and liquid?

    …

    Because maybe we should be grateful for the milk metaphor instead of the option that only nuts would choose…

    .> Would you rather it be called after dough?

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  • yarr@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve always thought my defining characteristic was my nipples.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Galactose

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  • philpo@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Boobworld, it’s a world for you, but it’s actually two!

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Of the organs that are unique to us mammals, tits are more fun to play with than placentas.

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    • psud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hair is pretty cool too

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  • AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Chinese are more interested vagina. More to the point 也。

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    • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah this isn’t a universal human thing like the post suggests, it’s just that terms like “mammal” and “galaxy” are rooted in Europe.

      Folks? There are people outside of Europe, and they have different opinions on stuff!

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  • traches@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Somebody please tell me that sol means titties somehow

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Milky milky

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean, point me to a milk producing animal of another class without stretching some definitions a bit.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i mean i’m not sure what definition you by, to me the most sensible definition would be “a nutritious liquid produced by the parent to feed the child in its infancy”, for which there’s actually quite a few other classes that qualify. Many birds have crop milk which is exactly what it sounds like, and apparently some jumping spiders secrete milk from the same place as the eggs come out.

      I suppose you could argue that milk must be modified sweat, but that feels very much like actively narrowing it down to only count mammals. It’s not like there’s anything inherent to how our milk is produced, all that matters is that it’s a nutritious liquid.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Traduce Mastodon

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