kersploosh

@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of a first date where I arrived at the bar to find her with her friend, polishing off their second pitcher of margarita. They showed up an hour early to get absolutely smashed. The server came over and gave me a look that screamed, “Run away and don’t look back.” It was a fun date, but a very short relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can someone make sense of this chemical?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK how hourly workers do it.

  In theory it should be no problem for salaried workers, though. The point of salary is that you are supposedly being paid for your work output rather than your time. I know that isn’t always the case, though.

  I have been lucky. At every place I worked for the last 20-ish years the salaried employees come and go as they please. It’s normal to leave for a mid-day appointment and then come back to the office. All that matters is shit gets done in a timely manner and we’re available when people need us. I wish everyone had that level of flexibility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead community request to mod⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure is. What community do you have in mind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vote⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't believe everything that you breathe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's cold out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's an arborist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nevermind the measurement. How are you going to use the branch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with black superheroes and lightning powers?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frozone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 9PM, any word from Iran?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do far-left Christian liberationists feel about Catholics?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pardon my ignorance, but are you talking about liberation theology? Or does “Christian liberationist” mean something else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also how do I know if it works?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Walk under the edge of an awning or roof, where the runoff is coming down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Small little shenanigans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal in a CT machine = bad image

  Metal (particularly ferromagnetic metal) in an MRI machine = injured patient

  Check out the stapler bouncing around near the beginning of this video: https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do most Americans give the French shit? I think most Americans don’t care one way or another TBH. Our country is famously self-centered and unaware of the rest of the world.

  I do give my French friend a hard time sometimes, but it’s all in good fun. He does the same to me. I certainly do not look down upon him or his country.

  The minority of Americans who do sincerely talk down about the French are ignorant and shitty, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a delight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’d never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it’s called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna start my own company. You want in?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Questions during planning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Can’t we get Mongolian BBQ?”

  “We have Mongolian BBQ at home.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contain them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “It puts the lotion on it’s skin…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Slonkin fat doinks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Playing through small injuries leads to larger injuries. If your coach were paying you thousands or millions of dollars per game, they would not want you to wreck yourself and end up missing games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upstate NY creativity.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Got a little rust on there. Should have gotten the Trucoat.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing ever just works. You must make it work, and keep it working. If you aren’t making it work yourself, then someone else is doing that for you.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hl shirt⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse radish⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a rad-ish horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss Levis⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Levis makes a huge range of quality. The stuff at shopping mall department stores is crap. But the made-on-Mexico shrink-to-fit 501s you can find at hardware stores are phenomenal. And they are still only like US$50.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a practical reason data centers have to sprawl outward instead of upward?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tall data centers do exist in cities where land is expensive. It’s the same reason everyone builds up in cities. Where land is cheap and available it’s usually easier and less expensive to build things low and wide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Woody⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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