Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
It was Steve
Submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 3 days ago
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Mr Boombastic
db2@lemmy.world 3 days ago
All right
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Zoop! 👉😎👉
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 days ago
We should unionize
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
We’re insured, right?
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Told ya so
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Front fell off
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
“humans make mistakes”
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you’re too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don’t come crying to me, a human, about it
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Aren’t those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn’t happen or when it does, it’s not as bad.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
That’s what workplace investigations are supposed to be, yes. My workplace unfortunately seems more preoccupied with assigning blame to operators and writing increasingly complex rule changes that wouldn’t be necessary if they spent, let me see, literally more than $0 on upgrading our tech…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 days ago
We got insurance?
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
it wasn’t me
theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Ah, the Shaggy defense
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Damn thing broke
callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 days ago
“I told you.”
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Here’s my resignation.
Either it’s your fault, it’s going to be your fault, or you’re cleaning this up. Bottom line: there’s a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it’s time to part ways.
socsa@piefed.social 3 days ago
They're getting away!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Saved the eggs.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I fucking quit
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
It was loud
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 days ago
I wasn’t here
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This osha violation
Toes@ani.social 3 days ago
Good luck Jim
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 3 days ago
What happened here?
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I’d guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that’s only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 days ago
Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I’d say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
Freefall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Get better racking.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Ruh roh raggy
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Shelves buckled.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Abnorc@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You still have a free word!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Overloaded.
zloubida@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not my problem
nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
How about “is everyone ok”?
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 days ago
See you to6
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Nobody was hurt.
Wutchilli@feddit.org 3 days ago
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 days ago
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 days ago
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.