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It was Steve

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nobody was hurt.

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    • Wutchilli@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably the first thing i would want to hear.

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      • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.

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      • Khrux@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

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  • YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

    Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

    Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

    Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mr Boombastic

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All right

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  • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zigged. Should’ve zagged.

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    • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Zoop! 👉😎👉

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  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Told ya so

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We got insurance?

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “humans make mistakes”

    so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this

    if you’re too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don’t come crying to me, a human, about it

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Aren’t those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn’t happen or when it does, it’s not as bad.

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      • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s what workplace investigations are supposed to be, yes. My workplace unfortunately seems more preoccupied with assigning blame to operators and writing increasingly complex rule changes that wouldn’t be necessary if they spent, let me see, literally more than $0 on upgrading our tech…

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  • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re insured, right?

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:

    “Been overloaded for years” 🤷‍♂️

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.

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      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    • Hey, shit happens
    • Could be worse
    • Whoops, wrong gear
    • Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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  • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it wasn’t me

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    • theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, the Shaggy defense

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  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We should unionize

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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I told you.”

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They're getting away!

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saved the eggs.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn thing broke

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was loud

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wasn’t here

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good luck Jim

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Front fell off

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.

      I love you.

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      • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ruh roh raggy

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shelves buckled.

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    • MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope that’s a forklift accident

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      • Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You still have a free word!

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Overloaded.

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  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fucking quit

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This osha violation

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  • BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What happened here?

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    • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that’s only applied vertically.
      But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.

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      • BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I’d say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁

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  • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not my problem

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  • nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How about “is everyone ok”?

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    See you to6

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Pfff. Mondays, huh?”

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    K I quit

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