Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
It was Steve
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Comments
YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Mr Boombastic
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All right
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Zoop! 👉😎👉
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Told ya so
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“humans make mistakes”
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you’re too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don’t come crying to me, a human, about it
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Aren’t those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn’t happen or when it does, it’s not as bad.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s what workplace investigations are supposed to be, yes. My workplace unfortunately seems more preoccupied with assigning blame to operators and writing increasingly complex rule changes that wouldn’t be necessary if they spent, let me see, literally more than $0 on upgrading our tech…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
We got insurance?
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
We’re insured, right?
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
it wasn’t me
theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Ah, the Shaggy defense
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We should unionize
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 months ago
“I told you.”
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Saved the eggs.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
They're getting away!
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn thing broke
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It was loud
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I wasn’t here
Toes@ani.social 2 months ago
Good luck Jim
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Front fell off
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ruh roh raggy
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Shelves buckled.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope that’s a forklift accident
Abnorc@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You still have a free word!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Overloaded.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I fucking quit
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This osha violation
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
What happened here?
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I’d guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that’s only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I’d say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
zloubida@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not my problem
nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
How about “is everyone ok”?
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 months ago
See you to6
capuccino@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Pfff. Mondays, huh?”
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
K I quit
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nobody was hurt.
Wutchilli@feddit.org 2 months ago
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 months ago
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.