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- Comment on Tune a fish 1 week ago:
I prefer to stick to soylent human when I’m hungry
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 2 weeks ago:
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest life effect.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 2 weeks ago:
“I tried to save them but… they didn’t listen”
- Comment on No low ballers, I know what I have 3 weeks ago:
Can feed a family of four for the rest of their lives
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 5 weeks ago:
Japan
- Comment on Definitely the safest source for advice 5 weeks ago:
But won’t somebody please think of the billionaires.
- Comment on u WoT m8 1 month ago:
They’re burning money. They have no choice.
- Comment on Who dosent use turn signals under the sea? 1 month ago:
The M Rock. The ultimate driving machine.
- Comment on Are you there, God? 1 month ago:
In 5 billion years my child. Patience’s.
- Comment on I have an idea ☝️ 1 month ago:
I hope they release Pokemon guillotine next
- Comment on Love what you do 2 months ago:
The smile that says ‘easiest money I have ever made’
- Comment on Some big black corn 2 months ago:
Country girls make do
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 months ago:
Holy mother of intertrigo. Someone give that man a barrier cream.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
Dr of art history with a stethoscope
- Comment on Sunlight special 4 months ago:
Cooked via suggestion
- Comment on Acetaminophen-American 4 months ago:
Paracetamol people
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 5 months ago:
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
- Comment on Too soon? 5 months ago:
I don’t really agree with much about anything this guys says but at least he’s willing to commit to what he believes and leads by example.
- Comment on All I Want for Christmas Is You 5 months ago:
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
- Comment on No brainer 5 months ago:
There’s nothing about not being able to use the power over and over again either immediately after you use it or after a less than 10 hour delay. Just repeatably spam the power to reverse your age.
- Comment on No brainer 5 months ago:
I’d use that power to heal from fatal wounds and reverse terminal illnesses.
- Comment on Checkmate theists 5 months ago:
Pizzapple
- Comment on wheel mugs 6 months ago:
I’m ultrasoft
- Comment on Hot birds in your area iykyk 6 months ago:
Call me when you find the mythic shag
- Comment on It's dangerous to go alone 7 months ago:
Base is not flared enough. It is well and truly a weapon.
- Comment on Oatmeal 7 months ago:
Muffin
- Comment on Full bloom 7 months ago:
At least her gonorrhoea is not in retrograde
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 7 months ago:
25314 supremacists rise up
- Comment on Not for me, tho 7 months ago:
Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock
- Comment on Protection 8 months ago:
Get a bucket and a mop for that wireless access point