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@assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
- Comment on pisspost 2 weeks ago:
It’s only piss if it comes from the piss region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling urine.
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 3 weeks ago:
Because his enemies would never.
- Comment on Gotta catch 'em all... 1 month ago:
Raichu was in the Epstein files
- Comment on The finest vintage 2 months ago:
Mike’s oxhard hog water
- Comment on All aboard the Pythagorean Express 2 months ago:
Tobletrain
- Comment on Rare 4 months ago:
Your bread is pretty well done. I like mine medium rare.
- Comment on Title 4 months ago:
But gold is heavier than bank notes
- Comment on Lefty tax 4 months ago:
Are you sure? Could you check again.
- Comment on NSFW post 5 months ago:
A big pair of tits
- Comment on NSFW post 5 months ago:
I have shown you my interest now show me your tits.
- Comment on Me too, bro, me too... 6 months ago:
It’s good the see that the students putting effort into their relationship with the driver.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 6 months ago:
Giant injector. False advertising tbh
- Comment on Breaking News! 6 months ago:
Time for the funniest grave robbing story in history
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 6 months ago:
☝️🙋♂️
- Comment on Too bad his trans, black girlfriend wasn't able to save his life following his fentanyl overdose. RIP ♥️ 7 months ago:
🎶_WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKKKK!!! WE CARRY THE FLAME!!!_ 🎶
- Comment on Still hoping this look comes back. 7 months ago:
Basically the arms of tennis players
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 7 months ago:
Checo’s engine
- Comment on My glasses 7 months ago:
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
- Comment on My glasses 7 months ago:
Ophthalmologist
- Comment on 7 months ago:
It is hard to believe. I’m not going to believe you. I’m not falling for that trick.
- Comment on The Hole 7 months ago:
Good way to die horribly
- Comment on The size of Portugal compared to Spain 7 months ago:
The mercator projection really oversells the size of portugal. If you ordered a large pizza you’ll have to eat it outside of the country.
- Comment on Tune a fish 8 months ago:
I prefer to stick to soylent human when I’m hungry
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 8 months ago:
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest life effect.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 8 months ago:
“I tried to save them but… they didn’t listen”
- Comment on No low ballers, I know what I have 8 months ago:
Can feed a family of four for the rest of their lives
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 9 months ago:
Japan
- Comment on Definitely the safest source for advice 9 months ago:
But won’t somebody please think of the billionaires.
- Comment on u WoT m8 9 months ago:
They’re burning money. They have no choice.
- Comment on Who dosent use turn signals under the sea? 9 months ago:
The M Rock. The ultimate driving machine.