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- Comment on Stuck 1 week ago:
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
- Comment on Stuck 1 week ago:
Yeah. Lets get he 9yo drunk
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 2 weeks ago:
I agree they’re warning signs that you are awake and a good anaesthetist should pick up on it but, I am also saying that it’s possible, rare, but possible given the nature of GA to not have enough anaesthetic onboard while having a decent does of muscle relaxant. So you can look like you’re out of it from the end of the bed but still be aware. A good anaesthetist should honestly be paying attention to the patients physiology and noticing the blood pressure and heart rate spiking before this happens though. Maybe evening using something like a BIS to help confirm anaesthesia.
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 2 weeks ago:
But, ^that after a few rounds of telephone game becomes some horror story about waking up in the middle of a big open abdominal surgery, feeling all the cuts but not being able to speak or move. Can that shit actually happen? Probably, idk…
It can happen. When giving general anaesthetic there are three components. An anaesthetic to puts you out and makes you forget whats going on, pain relief and a muscle relaxants so that you go limp and don’t try to fight the ventilator when they take over your breathing. If you are resistant to the anaesthetic or not enough was given then you can wake up while still under the effects of the muscle relaxants unable to do anything to let anyone know. Scary stuff if you ask me.
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 2 weeks ago:
More like ‘You can’t let the surgical staff know you just woke up in surgery because you’ve been given a hefty dose of muscle relaxants and can no longer move or scream.’
- Comment on I am the one who's aware of my own identity 4 weeks ago:
Breaking bbbaaaaadddd
- Comment on SLURM 2 months ago:
A terrible day to be literate
- Comment on It was Steve 2 months ago:
This osha violation
- Comment on After completing my first job I'm thinking of quitting my regular job and doing plumbing full time 2 months ago:
If the door is permanently sealed then it’s not really a problem.
- Comment on listen 2 months ago:
Biblically accurate chase
- Comment on From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodre Squid 2 months ago:
Paging user blade to adopt the title ‘Bey’
- Comment on Yaay 3 months ago:
How to forget previous 30 seconds
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 3 months ago:
That doesn’t protect your ass when you get accused of a crime you didn’t commit.
- Comment on I know what I have 3 months ago:
The quad pack is a huge tell of this being AI; human anatomy doesn’t do that.
- Comment on Awkward 3 months ago:
Is that when you knew your girlfriend was pregnant. When the dad jokes started flowing naturally like that.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 3 months ago:
Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.
- Comment on Hurry 3 months ago:
- Comment on Hurry 3 months ago:
Crows are cool
- Comment on "Images of 'Saint Luigi Mangione, The patron saint of health care justice' have been making rounds on social media" 3 months ago:
And on the third trial he was freed again.
- Comment on Flight mode 3 months ago:
Canards
- Comment on Like a boss 3 months ago:
I’d like to imagine that the shells work in the same way absurdly large packaging works for things like a single SD card, by making the thing incredibly cumbersome to steal/eat.
- Comment on Even the traffic signs are weighing in 4 months ago:
Just dropping by to make sure people get out there abd speak to the less online folk of Pennsylvania and New York about your legitimate and reasonable doubts that Luigi is the guy as well informing about the horrors US health insurers conduct on a daily basis and the concept of jury nullification because it will be really interesting.
- Comment on Anon goes to the doctor 4 months ago:
She agreed because she didn’t want to argue with you. Not because you’re right.
- Comment on Shape of the Heart 4 months ago:
I just assumed that they dissected through the heart to unfold it. In humans the heart is ‘compact’ and there’s no real way to unfold it without cutting through cardiac muscle but, the heart embryological develops from a tube that folds over itself so you can theoretically ‘unfold’ it.
- Comment on Shape of the Heart 4 months ago:
Look up embryological development of the heart to see why
- Comment on Pterosaurs 4 months ago:
Pteroratyl
- Comment on the council 4 months ago:
A nautilus king
- Comment on i found her 4 months ago:
I’ll always remember how terrified the top officials were when she began her purge in 1979.
- Comment on Claim Now! 4 months ago:
YES
- Comment on Horse denier 5 months ago:
List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
