That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.
SLURM
Submitted 11 months ago by thermal_shock@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A terrible day to be literate
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My father died from a lubed up chimney.
He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.
Valmond@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s kind of in disorder isn’t it?
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Wimmy wam wam wazzle! Ho!
Pika@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Well this could use a nsfw tag lmao creepy af
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
(sorry)
Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
It makes a lot of sense actually.
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 11 months ago
With that face I could imagine it being a large foreskin instead.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Dune 3 gonna be lit
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 11 months ago
lol this is great
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 months ago
So he’s eating all the milk and cookies up his prehensile cloaca?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He likes the ones that make their own gravy.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
'kay, hear me out…
You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. On what category, it is still to be defined.
Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don’t crawl down chimneys.
This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.
Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.
I’m not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I’m going to set traps on the roof.
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Santa mutated by the T-Virus.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Can you not? At least wait until December…
MITM0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’ve given me nightmares, thanks
guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Advertising !futurama@lemmy.world
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TIL: Santa’s little helper is actually his own prolapsed anus.
merari42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s disgusting. Is it? Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a COW’S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
SamboT@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who’s behind does that come from?
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I vaguely know that you’re quoting Futurama, but what about toothpaste? I don’t think they’re made with animal body fluids
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Pooping toothpaste
Q_no@mastodon.social 11 months ago
@merari42 @thermal_shock It's highly addictive!