SLURM

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• merari42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s disgusting. Is it? Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a COW’S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?

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  • SamboT@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who’s behind does that come from?

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  • Q_no@mastodon.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    @merari42 @thermal_shock It's highly addictive!

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I vaguely know that you’re quoting Futurama, but what about toothpaste? I don’t think they’re made with animal body fluids

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    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pooping toothpaste

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL: Santa’s little helper is actually his own prolapsed anus.

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• Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A terrible day to be literate

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My father died from a lubed up chimney.

    He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.

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• Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well this could use a nsfw tag lmao creepy af

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    (sorry)

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s kind of in disorder isn’t it?

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dune 3 gonna be lit

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• jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  lol this is great

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wimmy wam wam wazzle! Ho!

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So he’s eating all the milk and cookies up his prehensile cloaca?

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He likes the ones that make their own gravy.

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  'kay, hear me out…

  You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. On what category, it is still to be defined.

  Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don’t crawl down chimneys.

  This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.

  Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.

  I’m not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I’m going to set traps on the roof.

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• Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It makes a lot of sense actually.

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  • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With that face I could imagine it being a large foreskin instead.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can you not? At least wait until December…

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’ve given me nightmares, thanks

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• DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Santa mutated by the T-Virus.

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• guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Advertising !futurama@lemmy.world

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