qyron

@qyron@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Sims re-release shows what’s wrong with big publishers and single-player games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for the insight. I respect it but nonetheless those are features completely indiferen to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Sims re-release shows what’s wrong with big publishers and single-player games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone explain me why are the cloud saves for and achievements?

  What is the point of gamifying a game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She would be proud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She would be proud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First things first: garbage bagel

  A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should considered garbage?

  I’ll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.

  Now, to the subject at hand.

  That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She would be proud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We played a game of "got your ears." Long story short, it got out of hand. How do I get them back on before my wife comes home?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the breed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definetely not.

  I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on “quarantine”.

  When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.

  I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.

  When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.

  Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SLURM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  'kay, hear me out…

  You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. On what category, it is still to be defined.

  Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don’t crawl down chimneys.

  This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.

  Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.

  I’m not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I’m going to set traps on the roof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Opinions vary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, you’re a mechanic, great, you’re awsome, thank you for your input but oil filters do have a set torque strenght to be tightened to. Overtighten any screw can and will cause damage either to the screw itself or the socket it is being driven into and I’m sure you know it.

  I had a mechanic do this - the better to overtighten than not - and strip the socket of the oil level sound: the mounting block was aluminum, the screw was steel. Guess what happened when the sound had to be replaced?

  The cost to have that damage alone repaired made scrap the car. It was still in good shape but not worthy of spending that much to repair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re taking yourself too serious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever had someone tell you a joke and the person starts laughing mid sentence? Doesn’t really matter if the joke is good or bad. We have to laugh. Laugh is contagious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I didn’t, I wouldn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you laugh at it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you taking suggestions or questions?

  The oils filter is the bright blie thingamabob sticking out the side of the engine on the bottom of the screen.

  To remove it, I risk I could, but only after sharing a piece of my mind with the loon that tightened it at that setting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello back to you, stranger. How ya doin’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cares?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  be 20yp permavirgin

  I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

  Happy the poster found happiness for two reasons:

  a) he got laid

  b) he’s no longer a virgin

  c) he found happiness

  d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

  e) there are two more people happy in the world

  but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

  Bring on the hate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Silent Storm is missing on that list.

  I have a lot of hours piled on that one. Extremely satisfying ragdoll physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No beans, only dogs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would ot be possible to have this poster printed? i’d like to hang this in my kitchen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is really nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t expecting that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would gladly give you those eggs, if I was able to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a basic human right. Let’s at least have a small sliver of respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Egg vending machine? That sounds interesting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Regardless of imaginary lines drawn on maps, we’re all human and we’re on the same rock, crusing through space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Local egg farm. These are large eggs and then I have a tray of extra large eggs. They treat really well their chickens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But spread the anti-fascist virus, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know! Spread the news!