werefreeatlast
@werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
- Comment on The more you know 19 hours ago:
That was Michael Jackson but they made a mistake…he was African American and they forgot the African part with the clone… sorry Michael! I had to. I just had to!
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 2 days ago:
Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?
- Comment on wrappers 4 days ago:
Is it ribbed for her pleasure?
- Comment on Anon questions our energy sector 4 days ago:
Is it 3 mile island but with a fail safe reactor? Like the ones that don’t use fission (lol).
- Comment on Horse denier 4 days ago:
That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
- Comment on A Netflix exclusive 5 days ago:
The joke is on him because Jimmy will be using a coffin ⚰️ for gloves. It’s not illegal!
- Comment on RIP 6 days ago:
Sonobabich!
Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.
- Comment on Makes a great stocking stuffer! 1 week ago:
The new book “Australopithecus clusterfuck, the ins and outs of a lost hominid” has a good ring to it.
- Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 1 week ago:
Not just any beans… possibly poisoned beans. Cook 1009 of them, all good, except for 1.
- Comment on “Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” 1 week ago:
We should ask putin how he likes his beans that I assume is the only way he’s surviving. Can’t trust anyone who makes a cheese burger or something.
…how to poison beans…
- Comment on Sounds crazy till ya try it 1 week ago:
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
- Comment on Sounds crazy till ya try it 1 week ago:
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
- Comment on Premium Ads 1 week ago:
How much per ad man? I’m jealous 😀. I need my Downy and Toilet paper ads man. Maybe we could record the ads for prosperity and share them?
- Comment on What did France just call me?! 1 week ago:
Excuse me, I’m here to inspect your French pussy region? Why, I am from the new FBI following Trump’s orders to grab everyone by the French pussy region ofcourse.
- Comment on US Democracy 2 weeks ago:
That could be, if I only knew what a lich was. But if it’s a terrifying thing then we’re in the correct direction for the description of what this turd in a bag is all about.
- Comment on US Democracy 2 weeks ago:
Here’s my pound of gold 🥇 Mr Trump. Are you fucking me? How come I can’t feal anything yet? Oh well fine, it’s not a problem. …Anywhere you’d like Mr president, I’ll clean it off. Oh yes, the migrants are all bad. All of them. Oh yes, the enemy within! Terrible things. More licking? Ofcourse Mr president!
- Comment on US Democracy 2 weeks ago:
His last name is Trump! Actually I don’t know what they used to call him before but this is his last one hopefully.
- Comment on US Democracy 2 weeks ago:
I hope our future dictators are handsome or beautiful and that they come with nice body parts, so when we have to suck their dicks, we can at least enjoy it.
- Comment on Don’t fall for it 2 weeks ago:
In the end everyone gets infinite less starting instantly the moment you stop having less more. When it happens to you, everyone you know is deeply saddened for a tiny amount of time compared the infinity of your new none conditional situation.
- Comment on No notes 2 weeks ago:
Hey hey is a great name for a boat snack chicken.
- Comment on I need a thermometer 🌡️ 2 weeks ago:
Excellent observation!
- Comment on Poor life choices 2 weeks ago:
Alright Mr Fasteroza! I’m gonna need to see some license and registration please. Are you hi right now?
Ohhh, hiiiii!
Do you know how many Marijuanas so had for lunch today?
Nahh, I didn’t go out to lunch with Mari or Juana officer. I didn’t even see them today.
- Comment on If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71. 2 weeks ago:
If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin…oh and also a small university lab that I’ll get access to using the hairpin. Don’t worry about the details.
- Comment on Surprise! 2 weeks ago:
Hey Joe is machining your radioactive ☢️ uranium ball, Jeff will have them ready for you tomorrow morning ☺️.
…can I get an updated on the machining?
Yeah Fred is machining it. Jeff will have it ready in the morning ☺️
…can I get an update?
Yeah, Kevin is at the hospital taking Joe and Jeff but he’s coming back for the finish pass, then he’ll hand it to Mario then to Victor
- Comment on The Divine Dick 2 weeks ago:
This is excellent:
If God has no cock, then being male doesn’t need a cock to be real.
If he has a cock, then does he only use it to pee? Or does he use it to both pee and fuck? Does that mean he had sexual relations with a minor who was also married already?
Does the Trinity have a cock? Or is it only the father or is it only the son? You can clearly see that the son had a cock. But did he keep it as a ghost cock? Do they have 3 different cocks? Or do they share a cock?
Since they supposedly are virgin, do they have to jack off? Do they jack off at the same time? Or does one have to hide somewhere to jack off? Or are they okay just jacking off in front of the others?
What do they pee? If you take a shower in god pee, do you smell good? Or bad?
And why all these questions about pee anyway…how about poo? Is God poo good or bad? If it’s bad, doesn’t that mean that God has bad things inside of him? Does that mean they gotta eat something? What do they eat? Can we eat it too? How come God let’s people die of hunger if he has a source of God food?
- Comment on I need a thermometer 🌡️ 2 weeks ago:
I got interrupted while posting… yeah it’s actually the meat face nobody has mentioned yet that took the cake.
But if you look closely I searched for just a regular old wireless thermometer and the results are all about meat thermometers. I just need a generic one that can go from 0C to maybe 150C. So it should have alarms and such that can beep at any temp along that range. Or at least not have a fuckin chicken on the screen. That way maybe I could make use of the graph on the phone screen via screen shot. But nah… here’s a chicken… imagine using this to monitor oil temp for an experiment and then having to crop all images because there’s a fuckin chicken on them.
I will look for candy thermometers. What a great idea!
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- Comment on How to survive a werewolf attack. 2 weeks ago:
I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.
- Comment on The great outdoors 3 weeks ago:
You’re very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.
- Comment on The great outdoors 3 weeks ago:
Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.
