werefreeatlast
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- Comment on Discord requiring you to add a phone number **after** the creation of your account 7 hours ago:
We should do code swaps.
- Comment on Former N.F.L. Player Is Arrested After Protest Over MAGA Plaque | Chris Kluwe, a former punter for the Vikings, was arrested after speaking at a City Council meeting in Huntington Beach, Calif. 12 hours ago:
Is that Owen Wilson from Zoolander doing the blue steel look? Just woke up… Sorry.
- Comment on place yer bets 13 hours ago:
Alabamans are still marrying their cousins.
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 1 day ago:
Ubuntu Debian Linux desktop is the best. Friends don’t let friends use windows.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 2 days ago:
I heard there was a mentor coming to fix this soon…sorry, I apologize. I mean to say Meteor. Chances of landing up my own ass have increased once more. I probably won’t feel it so I’m not too worried about it.
- Comment on What Did William Burrito Mean by This? 2 days ago:
Its good that people can see that the emperors have no clothes and are still willing to put their necks on the line. But it shouldn’t be just comedians who are supposed to be there to entertain us. It should be the citizen politicians we picked with our actual vote. Unfortunately they are all currently threading Trump’s bullshit. They are literally swimming in it and its a sandpit made of bullshit. Its a trap.
- Comment on Little know fact 2 days ago:
Omg! That’s 9 years old? How did Disney allow such greatness? My only complaint is that its fairly softcore lol.
- Comment on Little know fact 3 days ago:
12"!..11", 10, 9, 8, 8.5…stop! Stop!.. 6…5.5"
Darn! WTF! How do we turn you back?
- Comment on How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL? 6 days ago:
Is this is true, then by this time we are all fucked. Like Monday someone checks their banking or retirement and it all gone. That’s gonna be a crazy day.
I hope they’re not using the actual SSN as the primary key. I hope its a big ass number that is otherwise unrelated.
- Comment on Egg prices at Costco be like... 6 days ago:
Lol, my wife will finally have to go on a diet. Lol.
- Comment on aww man here we goo... 1 week ago:
May I offer a roll or two of duct tape? Done properly, it can fix everything.
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- Comment on Turn left in 300 m 1 week ago:
…and you had to do the plunger thing?! Cops man! You guys are crazy!
…no Sir, when we found him in the driver’s seat he was already impaled like that!
- Comment on Might be fun idk 1 week ago:
What about integrating singers, cheer leaders, NASCAR drivers, tennis players and drones all in one game?
- Comment on ENHANCE 1 week ago:
With a mirror or two.
- Comment on It's Never too Late 1 week ago:
Look at the president, mid 90’s, barely able to make bowels with mouth noises, but he’s expertly dismantling the country. Not slowly like the Dumas Republican party. He’s been doing this in days! While we go to work our asses off every day, this old fuck goes to work in destroying our economy and our children’s futures!
All to show you, it’s never too late.
- Comment on SEIS!? 1 week ago:
LA gente solo tiene dos tetas. Dos leaches. Oh…hmmm OK 3 leches.
- Comment on My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it 1 week ago:
Lol these guys are so stupid! Clearly the rock wagon is being shown backwards! A clear indication that they people who found this is doesn’t know what they got. I mean look at the driver’s seat pocket.
- Comment on Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation 1 week ago:
I think its great and I love it! Can’t wait to see people with extra fingers. Each one is useful!
- Comment on Space Oddity 1 week ago:
I can show you the world!
C’mon carpet let’s ride! Carpet stop biting me!
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 week ago:
Yes.
- Comment on I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand 1 week ago:
Sir! Please calm your sporrans! Or are you happy to see me? Wait hold on, we have a family guy short, it’s the classic chicken fight scene.
- Comment on SLURM 1 week ago:
TIL: Santa’s little helper is actually his own prolapsed anus.
- Comment on I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand 1 week ago:
…its 2035 and the ending of jeans as we know them. Today the birth of the unipocket marks the start of another page in crotch covering technology. We’ll no longer be bound by the primitive tubular jeans of old. Jeans with two small front pockets that wouldn’t cover anyone’s privates in the case, the oh so common zipper failure. No, no ziper, no flimsy buttons either. Those have always been weakness. The future is brighter than we could have ever imagined. That’s right! Front and rear screens covering every crotch on the planets. And a screen belt to hold it all together. And for the perpetualization of Victoria’s Secret, the new double circular scraw… A scraw covering every pair of tits on the planet! Imagine full crotch ads! Imagine all the profit!
- Comment on Sounds like a fun place to work 2 weeks ago:
Kevin! Did you help fill the donation box? Need some help?
- Comment on AI slop 2 weeks ago:
On the 3rd dsy, flying Shreezus came back. My wife ate him. So on the 3rd day he came back. My wife ate him again and again. One day the allergies will kick in. Am sure of that.
- Comment on Possible downside - IT expires after 3 months 2 weeks ago:
Anyone? Are politicians allowed? Or is that why they stay alive so many years? No one wants them, but because we’re not all magical beans like god or the guy down there, we don’t got a say? That’s unfair.
- Comment on My chemistry professor after explaining that helium is colorless, odorless, non-toxic, and inert [Day 67] 2 weeks ago:
Inside a lightbulb it get excited. Inside a laser it gets so excited that when there’s a population inversion energy entering and exiting the atom can be accumulated between two mirrors and when the amount of power is just right, it can be released in the form of a powerful beam of intense light.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
This is great. I was reactive because I couldn’t see anything anywhere about it. Anyway, let’s hope this happens.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Good job! I tried and I sucked at this.
