I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
carlos for scale
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or a giant dwarf!
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Or a dorf giant!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
Artyom@lemm.ee 10 months ago
…his name is Carlos.
rockerface@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Anything but metric
prex@aussie.zone 10 months ago
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
hilliard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
3laws@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
easily3667@lemmus.org 10 months ago
That ain’t nothin on Great A’Tuin
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ssh, you’ll give the flat-earthers ideas!
echodot@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Of course you don’t get giant turtles that small
tatann@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’m not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It’s the size of a small boulder.
egrets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on ‘car’?
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Racism.
parody@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Hmmm
Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…
Add “stereotyping”…
¡Hola Carlos!
Zacryon@feddit.org 10 months ago
Idk… is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could me anything! /s
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Carlos is 5 meters.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 10 months ago
Turtle pope is real
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Behold, dog!
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 10 months ago
He’s just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn’t the only one.
echodot@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Pretty sure he’s just been hung vertically. For we know he’s a stuffed exhibit
mjhelto@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin’ washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 months ago
How many football fields is Carlos?
Stovetop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
About 3/200 of a football field, or roughly 24 Big Macs.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Real Big Macs or ad photo Big Macs?
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’m gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.
With a slinky for scale.
Wilco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL
He smol.
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
The US with it’s imperial system 🤦♂️
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 52,008 Carloses to the gallon and that’s the way I like it!
davidgro@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:
How many Smoots is a Carlos?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
1 smoot, ± an Ɛar
alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when they’re about to hit you at 40mph.
Machinist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Death by turtle stampede would be a unique way to die.
0x0@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Slow and unique.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.
123nope567@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Five Carlos
mriormro@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Thank you, Carlos.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.
ladicius@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Which one is which?
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Carlos
EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Looks like he’s laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.
GingeritisMaximus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?
CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Dudes rock
frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How large per Carlos squared?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
danc4498@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Carlos can melt steel beams.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.