carlos for scale

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shhh… it’s not 9/11.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Carlos can melt steel beams.

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  • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.

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  • satans_methpipe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or a giant dwarf!

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or a dorf giant!

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !

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  • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    …his name is Carlos.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anything but metric

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  • prex@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.

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• hilliard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

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  • 3laws@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.

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• easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That ain’t nothin on Great A’Tuin

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ssh, you’ll give the flat-earthers ideas!

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Of course you don’t get giant turtles that small

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• tatann@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the size of a small boulder.

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• egrets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you!

    So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on ‘car’?

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    • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Racism.

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    • parody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hmmm

      Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…

      Add “stereotyping”…

      ¡Hola Carlos!

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idk… is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could me anything! /s

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  • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Carlos is 5 meters.

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Turtle pope is real

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Behold, dog!

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• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

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• Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s just lying on a box sticking his legs out.

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  • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn’t the only one.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pretty sure he’s just been hung vertically. For we know he’s a stuffed exhibit

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• mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin’ washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

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  • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can literally see his beer belly, what are you on about.

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    • mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Carlos is a master of deception!

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How many football fields is Carlos?

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    About 3/200 of a football field, or roughly 24 Big Macs.

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Real Big Macs or ad photo Big Macs?

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

  With a slinky for scale.

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• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL

  He smol.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The US with it’s imperial system 🤦‍♂️

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  • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 52,008 Carloses to the gallon and that’s the way I like it!

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• davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:

  How many Smoots is a Carlos?

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    1 smoot, ± an Ɛar

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• alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when they’re about to hit you at 40mph.

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  • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Death by turtle stampede would be a unique way to die.

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Slow and unique.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.

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  • 123nope567@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Five Carlos

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• mriormro@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank you, Carlos.

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.

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• ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Which one is which?

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• MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Carlos

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• EchoCranium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Looks like he’s laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

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• GingeritisMaximus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?

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• CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dudes rock

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• frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How large per Carlos squared?

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